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# 861
Jab hum kash lagate hai ... toh hamare dushman gash khakar gir jaate hai
When I take a puff ... then my enemies get surprised and fall down

Betaaj Badshah

Raaj Kumar

Rowdyism•Enemy•Comedy
41
# 862
Yeh dil hai na ... tractor ki engine ki tarah dhadakhta hai
This heart ... beats like a tractors engine

Son Of Sardaar

Sanjay Dutt

Transportation•Comedy
41
# 863
Iski subah suna rahi hai iske raat ka fasaana
Her morning is telling the story of her night

Dhadkan

Unknown

Comedy•Adult
41
# 864
Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke
I fell from the sky and got stuck in an erotic sculpture

Housefull 2

Akshay Kumar

Adult•Comedy
41
# 865
Jawani taste karne ke liye hoti hai ... waste karne ke liye nahi
Youth is to taste ... not to waste

The Dirty Picture

Vidya Balan

Adult•Comedy
41
# 866
Jab chehra tumhari tarah lamba aur patla hota hai na ... toh akhiyon se goli hi chalti hai ... hamare jalebi jaise chehre se sirf ghee hi tapakta hai yaar
When one has a long and slim face like you ... then the eyes fire bullets ... but from a round face like mine, only clarified butter can drip

Dil Bechara

Unknown

Comedy•Food & Drinks
40
# 867
Insaan ko hamesha clean hi hona chahiye ... dirty toh picture bhi hai
A person must always be clean ... since even a movie can be dirty

Housefull 3

Boman Irani

Comedy
40
# 868
Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal
If you get time then please come to my house ... I'll give you rice and then I'll insert it ... I mean lentil cooked by my mom

Mastizaade

Unknown

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy
40
# 869
Pehle daru peeta tha, maar peet karta tha ... toh Singham tha ... maine isse sab kuch chhudake chewing bana diya
First he used to drink alcohol, he used fight ... then he was Singham (lion) ... I made him leave all that and turned him into a chewing gum

Action Jackson

Sonakshi Sinha

Food & Drinks•Animals & Birds•Comedy
40
# 870
Peeke hai kya?
Are you drunk?

PK

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
40
# 871
Tum ek bahut badi daayan ho joh apne aap ko Draupadi se kam nahi samajhti hai
You are a big witch who thinks she is not any less than Draupadi

Chachi 420

Tabu

Comedy
40
# 872
Kya khadi baatein banati hai ... khuda ka khauf kar, kyun aag is ghar mein lagati hai ... zara soorat toh dekh apni, tujhe Raanjha satayega ... tu jis raste se guzregi, woh us raste na jayega
Don't stand and lie ... why are you starting a fire in this house, be scared of God ... have you seen your face, why will Raanjha trouble you ... infact the path that you take, he won't come on that path

Heer Raanjha

Unknown

Comedy•Poem
40
# 873
Social service hai tumhari smile ... dekho dekho tension kam ho rahe hai duniya mein
Your smile is a social service ... look the tensions of the world are reducing

Cocktail

Saif Ali Khan

Romance•Comedy
40
# 874
Dhanda karte hai chote log ... bade log karte hai business
Small people trade ... big people do business

Khel

Ajay Jadeja

Business•Comedy
40
# 875
Cheel ki chaunch mein angoor, khuda ki kudrat ... pehlu-e-hoor mein langoor, khuda ki kudrat
The presence of a grape in the beak of a vulture, is Gods act ... and a monkey inside a human, is also Gods act

Khuda Gawah

Sridevi

Animals & Birds•Food & Drinks•Comedy
40
# 876
Gunaah karneka lekin pakde nahi janeka ... pakda gaya toh gunaahgar ... nahi pakda gaya toh sahukar
Commit a crime, but don't get caught ... if you get caught then you are a culprit ... and if you don't get caught then you are a rich person

Jism

Unknown

Crime•Comedy
40
# 877
Telephone uthakar khamosh rehna mardo ka kaam nahi hai
Staying quiet after picking up the telephone is not the work of men

Marte Dam Tak

Raaj Kumar

Men•Comedy
Play Video
40
# 878
Agar ek ladki ne zakhm diya hai na ... toh marham sirf doosri ladki laga sakti hai
If one girl has given you the wound ... then only an other girl can apply the ointment

Go Goa Gone

Kunal Khemu

Comedy•Women
40
# 879
Sperm se thoda upar aakar dekho ... heart naam ki cheez hoti hai
Come a little above the sperm ... there is a thing called heart

Vicky Donor

Ayushmann Khurrana

Comedy•Adult
40
# 880
Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega
When a child does not sleep, then the mom says ... sleep sleep sleep otherwise Gogo will come

Andaz Apna Apna

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Parents
Play Video
40
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Pyaar Ka Punchnama
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Main Toh Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Coolie No. 1 (1995)
 Sar Jo Tera Chakraye
Sar Jo Tera Chakraye
Pyaasa (1957)
 Main Laila Laila Chilaunga
Main Laila Laila Chilaunga
Anari No. 1
 Badtameez Dil
Badtameez Dil
Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
 Tu Mere Agal Bagal Hai
Tu Mere Agal Bagal Hai
Phata Poster Nikhla Hero
 Mastam Mastam
Mastam Mastam
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Sachi Yeh Kahani Hai
Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa
 My Name Is Lakhan
My Name Is Lakhan
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