Actor kya hai? ... director ke haath ki kathputli

What is an actor? ... a puppet in the hands of the director

Tu coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai!

You are a porter a porter a porter a porter!

Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... no income, no tax ... (kya) no income tax

Once I start working ... then there is no income, no tax ... (what) no income tax

Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi ... pant mein aata hoon shirt mein nahi ... cycle pe aata hoon gaadi mein nahi ... aur sun langoth mein aata hoon shorts mein nahi

I am in the heart, but I am hard to understand ... I come wearing a pant, but not a shirt ... I come on a bicycle, and not in a car ... and listen I come wearing a loincloth, but not shorts

Iski pehli line aafat thi ... lekin last line mein rahat thi

His first line was a disaster ... but there was peace in his last line

Insaan ko hamesha khush hi hona chahiye ... gambhir toh Gautam bhi hai

A person should always be happy ... since even Gautam is intense

Is baar stage pe na laye angaar ... toh sochna hum sab bangaar

If this time we don't get fire on the stage ... then consider us useless

Abhe oye sadhe huye unde ke double half-fry ... gumnaam shehar ke jhulte minar ... geele papad ki paidavar ... takle ki taal, kharbhuje ki khaal, bin batti ki dhaal ... maroonga ek kaan ke neeche, awaaz aayegi tere naak ke neeche ... badbudar chailay, phatte huye thayle, mailay guzelay ... teri yeh majhaal ki tu apun ke saath khele

Hey you double half-fry of a stinking egg ... tower of an anonymous city ... product of a wet papadum ... head of a bald person, skin of a muskmelon, shield without a light ... I'll hit you one below your ear and the noise will come from below your nose ... you smelly thing, you torn bag, you dirty thing ... how dare you play with me

Humse ladne ki himmat toh jutta loge ... par kaminapan kahan se laoge?

You will accumulate the courage to fight against me ... but from where will you get the sneakiness?

Pyar mein toh budha bhi jawaan lagta hai ... ladki Shirin aur ladka Farhad lagta hai

In love even an old man looks young ... girl looks like Shirin and boy looks like Farhad

Graduate samajh ke humko line maar rahi hai kya?

Are you hitting on me thinking I am a graduate?

Joh dimag se khiskela rehta hai na ... woh heech life mein upar jaata hai

One who is crazy from the brain ... that person becomes successful in life

Tumhara ishq, ishq ... aur humara ishq, sex

Your love is love ... and my love is sex

Pressure aa gaya ... pressure aa gaya ... haai pressure aa gaya

Pressure has come ... pressure has come ... oh pressure has come

Ragad ragad ke saaf karo ... mere haathon ko maaf karo

Scrub scrub and clean it ... please forgive my hands

Jab chehra tumhari tarah lamba aur patla hota hai na ... toh akhiyon se goli hi chalti hai ... hamare jalebi jaise chehre se sirf ghee hi tapakta hai yaar

When one has a long and slim face like you ... then the eyes fire bullets ... but from a round face like mine, only clarified butter can drip

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal

If you get time then please come to my house ... I'll give you rice and then I'll insert it ... I mean lentil cooked by my mom

Cheel ki chaunch mein angoor, khuda ki kudrat ... pehlu-e-hoor mein langoor, khuda ki kudrat

The presence of a grape in the beak of a vulture, is Gods act ... and a monkey inside a human, is also Gods act

Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta hai ... ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card pe ... aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein

The name of a common man comes only twice ... once on his wedding card using his father's money ... and second after he dies, for free in the newspaper

Jab shaadi ko kuch saal ho jaate hai na ... toh usse chalane ke liye do ki nahi, teen ki zaroorat hoti hai

When a marriage gets a few years old ... then to run it you don't need two people, you need three