Jab hum kash lagate hai ... toh hamare dushman gash khakar gir jaate hai

Yeh dil hai na ... tractor ki engine ki tarah dhadakhta hai

Iski subah suna rahi hai iske raat ka fasaana

Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke

Jawani taste karne ke liye hoti hai ... waste karne ke liye nahi

Jab chehra tumhari tarah lamba aur patla hota hai na ... toh akhiyon se goli hi chalti hai ... hamare jalebi jaise chehre se sirf ghee hi tapakta hai yaar

Insaan ko hamesha clean hi hona chahiye ... dirty toh picture bhi hai

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal

Pehle daru peeta tha, maar peet karta tha ... toh Singham tha ... maine isse sab kuch chhudake chewing bana diya

Peeke hai kya?

Tum ek bahut badi daayan ho joh apne aap ko Draupadi se kam nahi samajhti hai

Kya khadi baatein banati hai ... khuda ka khauf kar, kyun aag is ghar mein lagati hai ... zara soorat toh dekh apni, tujhe Raanjha satayega ... tu jis raste se guzregi, woh us raste na jayega

Social service hai tumhari smile ... dekho dekho tension kam ho rahe hai duniya mein

Dhanda karte hai chote log ... bade log karte hai business

Cheel ki chaunch mein angoor, khuda ki kudrat ... pehlu-e-hoor mein langoor, khuda ki kudrat

Gunaah karneka lekin pakde nahi janeka ... pakda gaya toh gunaahgar ... nahi pakda gaya toh sahukar

Telephone uthakar khamosh rehna mardo ka kaam nahi hai

Agar ek ladki ne zakhm diya hai na ... toh marham sirf doosri ladki laga sakti hai

Sperm se thoda upar aakar dekho ... heart naam ki cheez hoti hai

Main Teja hoon kyun ki mera naam bhi Teja hain