Dogs don't have a Sunday ... dogs are dogs for all 7 days

No one can keep a girl happy ... a happy woman is a myth!

Any discussion with a woman is an argument!

Why do they play the snake's tune before you get married ... because even the person playing the band is warning you, as to who is coming in your life ... it's their signature tune

If a guy didn't hug the girl for two days then that's a problem ... and if he hugged then she says that you're being cheap, it doesn't look good

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but no one tells you that behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman

The problem is that I want there to be no problems in my life ... but if there are no problems in my life ... then that's the biggest problem of her life

Now I came to know why so many men get heart attacks and why these gay people are so successful ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness

The meaning of relationship is to end your own happiness

For two weeks they will fry your brain that we need to buy a table, we need to buy a table ... and after spending five hours in the mall they will bring back an ugly pair of slippers ... and again for the next two weeks they will fry your brain that we need to buy a table, we need to buy a table

Bloody their shopping never ends ... first the cushions came, then the curtains came ... then the cushions did not match the curtains so more cushions came ... bloody I have so many mugs at my place that if I go to sell them then it will cover a full month's expenses