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# 841

Biwi ki aankhon mein pyar aur mashooka ke haathon mein hathyar ... sirf dikhave ke liye hota hai

Love in the eyes of a wife and a weapon in the hands of a girlfriend ... are both only for the purpose of showing

Hate Story 2

Sushant Singh

Husband & Wife•Comedy
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# 842

Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaag computer se tezz chale hai ... par tera dimaag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi zyada tezz chale hai

The mind of Chacha Chaudhary runs faster than a computer ... but your mind runs faster than that of Chacha Chaudhary

Dishkiyaoon

Sunny Deol

Comedy•Technology & Science
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# 843

Ho jeb mein jab sirf pachaas dollar ... pooche kyun sawaal aaise uthake collar ... jode hai humne paise gin gin ... ho sadaa pyara motel "Happy Inn"

When you only have 50 dollars in your pocket ... then why do you raise your collar and ask a question ... we have collected money bit by bit ... and hence we'll go to our loveable motel "Happy Inn"

Anjaana Anjaani

Ranbir Kapoor

Poem•Money•Comedy
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# 844

Samundar ki machli, ladki ka dil aur currency note pe kisi ka naam nahi likha hota ... jiske haath lagi us hi ki sagi

A fish in the sea, a girls heart and a currency note does not have a name written on it ... it belongs to the person who has it

Blue

Sanjay Dutt

Money•Comedy
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# 845

Zara soongh ke batao Mantriji nashta mein ka khaye hai

Please smell and tell me what the Minister has had for breakfast

Gangs Of Wasseypur

Manoj Bajpai

Food & Drinks•Politics•Comedy
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# 846

Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta hai ... ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card pe ... aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein

The name of a common man comes only twice ... once on his wedding card using his father's money ... and second after he dies, for free in the newspaper

Kyaa Kool Hai Hum

Rajpal Yadav

Comedy•Marriage & Wedding•Money
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# 847

Expiry date aa gayi hai teri

Your expiry date has come

Commando (2013)

Pooja Chopra

Action•Comedy
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# 848

Pyar se gale lag ja toh rani bana doonga ... nahi toh pani pani kar doonga

If you hug me by your will then I will make you a queen ... or else I will destroy you

Betaaj Badshah

Gulshan Grover

Comedy
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# 849

Bhai mat bol ... emotional ho jaata hoon main

Don't call me brother ... I get emotional

Bluffmaster

Nana Patekar

Rowdyism•Sadness•Comedy
Play Video
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# 850

Kya cool cool ... namakool!

What cool cool ... you waste!

Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani

Darshan Jariwala

Comedy
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# 851

Tu dikhta hai chota bhi par tu chutki hai kya ... idhar kya kar raha hai chotya, school ki chutti hai kya

You look small but are you even smaller ... hey little one what are you doing here, do you have a day off from school

Gully Boy

Unknown

Comedy
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# 852

Insaan ko hamesha khush hi hona chahiye ... gambhir toh Gautam bhi hai

A person should always be happy ... since even Gautam is intense

Housefull 3

Boman Irani

Happiness•Comedy
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# 853

Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Every woman claims that they love surprises ... but the reality is that women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Kartik Aaryan

Women•Comedy
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# 854

Aaj tak hum log shareef nahi ho paaye ... yeh kya ghanta hoga!

Till today we haven't turned into good people ... what the hell will he be!

Welcome Back

Anil Kapoor

Comedy
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# 855

Pyar kha lenge, pyar pehen lenge ... pyar petrol tank mein bhar kar gaadi chala lenge

We will eat love, we will wear love ... we will fill love in the petrol tank and drive the car

Bewakoofiyaan

Rishi Kapoor

Comedy•Romance•Transportation
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# 856

Abhe mobile tower bulaya tha ... yeh sim card kahan se aa gaya

I had called for a mobile tower ... where did this sim card come from

Entertainment

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
Play Video
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# 857

Ab yeh slumdog ... millionaire ban gaya!

Now this slumdog ... has become a millionaire!

Entertainment

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
Play Video
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# 858

Apun kutte ki woh dum hai joh barah baras nalli mein daalke rakho ... nalli tedhi ho jayegi ... apun seedha nahi hoga

I am a dog's tail which even if you keep in a tube for 12 years ... the tube will get curled ... but I won't become straight

Laawaris (1981)

Amitabh Bachchan

Animals & Birds•Comedy
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# 859

Humse ladne ki himmat toh jutta loge ... par kaminapan kahan se laoge?

You will accumulate the courage to fight against me ... but from where will you get the sneakiness?

China Gate

Mukesh Tiwari

Courage•Action•Comedy
Play Video
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# 860

Mann ki guarantee, pyar ki guarantee, kaam bhi ki guarantee ... guarantee card ke saath paida hona chahiye tha

Guarantee of the heart, guarantee of love, guarantee of work also ... you should have been born with a guarantee card

Hasee Toh Phasee

Parineeti Chopra

Comedy
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