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# 841

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

If a guy didn't hug the girl for two days then that's a problem ... and if he hugged then she says that you're being cheap, it doesn't look good

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Kartik Aaryan

Women•Men•Comedy
40
# 842

Peeke hai kya?

Are you drunk?

PK

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
40
# 843

Tum ek bahut badi daayan ho joh apne aap ko Draupadi se kam nahi samajhti hai

You are a big witch who thinks she is not any less than Draupadi

Chachi 420

Tabu

Comedy
40
# 844

Social service hai tumhari smile ... dekho dekho tension kam ho rahe hai duniya mein

Your smile is a social service ... look the tensions of the world are reducing

Cocktail

Saif Ali Khan

Romance•Comedy
40
# 845

Edison bhai ki roshni hum par padhti rahe

May the light of Mr. Edison continue to fall on us

Taare Zameen Par

Aamir Khan

Comedy
40
# 846

Agar ek ladki ne zakhm diya hai na ... toh marham sirf doosri ladki laga sakti hai

If one girl has given you the wound ... then only an other girl can apply the ointment

Go Goa Gone

Kunal Khemu

Comedy•Women
40
# 847

Iski subah suna rahi hai iske raat ka fasaana

Her morning is telling the story of her night

Dhadkan

Unknown

Comedy•Adult
40
# 848

Logon ke toh kapde istri kiye hue hote hai ... tumhara toh chehra hi istri kiya hua hai

Usually peoples clothes are ironed ... but your face itself is ironed

Commando (2013)

Pooja Chopra

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
40
# 849

Khana khao, taqat aayega ... bahar jaake beizzati mat karana

Eat food, you will get strength ... don't humiliate us outside

Gangs Of Wasseypur

Richa Chadda

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy
40
# 850

Tujhe paakar meri chaati aur bhi chaudi ho gayi hai ... my chest has become blouse

By obtaining you my chest has widened more ... my chest has become a blouse

Bol Bachchan

Ajay Devgan

Comedy
Play Video
40
# 851

Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke

I fell from the sky and got stuck in an erotic sculpture

Housefull 2

Akshay Kumar

Adult•Comedy
40
# 852

Jawani taste karne ke liye hoti hai ... waste karne ke liye nahi

Youth is to taste ... not to waste

The Dirty Picture

Vidya Balan

Adult•Comedy
40
# 853

Insaan ko hamesha clean hi hona chahiye ... dirty toh picture bhi hai

A person must always be clean ... since even a movie can be dirty

Housefull 3

Boman Irani

Comedy
39
# 854

Zara soongh ke batao Mantriji nashta mein ka khaye hai

Please smell and tell me what the Minister has had for breakfast

Gangs Of Wasseypur

Manoj Bajpai

Food & Drinks•Politics•Comedy
39
# 855

Gunaah karneka lekin pakde nahi janeka ... pakda gaya toh gunaahgar ... nahi pakda gaya toh sahukar

Commit a crime, but don't get caught ... if you get caught then you are a culprit ... and if you don't get caught then you are a rich person

Jism

Unknown

Crime•Comedy
39
# 856

Physically maro line toh tabhiyat ekdum fine

When you hit on someone physically then health becomes perfectly fine

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Comedy
39
# 857

Haraam ka maal kamane ke baad aadmi sirf do hi jagah pe milta hai ... daru ke canistar mein yah rundi ke bistar mein

After earning unlawful money a man can only be found in two places ... in the alcohol drums or in the bed of a prostitute

Footpath

Rahul Dev

Adult•Money•Comedy
39
# 858

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

Everything that looks useless is not useless ... and every hunger is not satisfied with food

Son Of Sardaar

Sanjay Dutt

Shayari•Comedy•Food & Drinks
39
# 859

Rishteydari ki keemat toh chukani hi padti hai is desh mein

One has to pay the price of relations in this country

Dhadkan

Parmeet Sethi

Comedy
39
# 860

Sperm se thoda upar aakar dekho ... heart naam ki cheez hoti hai

Come a little above the sperm ... there is a thing called heart

Vicky Donor

Ayushmann Khurrana

Comedy•Adult
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