Shaadi pyar ka the end hai

Marriage is the end of love

Awaaz neeche!

Lower your voice!

Mai marr bhi jaoonga lekin yeh gullu gullu nahi karoonga Mala ke saath

I will die, but I will not do this gullu gullu with Mala

Logon ke yahan Laajvanti, Gunvanti, Bhagvanti aati hai ... mere yahan Kharchvanti aa gayi hai

In peoples houses wives are called Laajvanti, Gunvanti, Bhagvanti ... but in my place she is called Kharchvanti (big spender)

Kya? ... love marriage

What? ... love marriage

Kitni baar kaha hai car saaf karte waqt ... bekaar logon se baatein mat kiya kar

How many times have I told you that when you are cleaning the car ... don't talk to useless people

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea