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# 801
Music system bajta hai ... aur mera system bajata hai
The music system plays ... and my system bangs

Singham

Prakash Raj

Rowdyism•Music•Comedy
45
# 802
Kuch te aankhan di pardedaari rakh, chahe pyar tu udhaar hi rakh ... phone toh tu karda nahi hai, meri jaan missed callan de maari rakh
Keep some curtains on the eyes, and you may keep love as a balance ... you never give me a phone call, my love atleast give me missed calls

Son Of Sardaar

Juhi Chawla

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
45
# 803
Isko din mein dikh gaya tara ... kya kheench ke chaata mara
He is seeing a star during the day ... what a tight slap you gave him

Dil

Deven Verma

Shayari•Comedy
45
# 804
Tumhari yeh baat sunkar mera dil Hyderabad ki tarah aabad ho gaya
Listening to this point of yours my heart has become happy like Hyderabad

Himmatwala (1983)

Kader Khan

City & Places•Comedy•Happiness
45
# 805
Arre kya baachaoo baachaoo chillarela hai ... izzat lootrein hai kya teri? ... police police chillaneka
What save me save me you are shouting ... are we raping you? ... you should shout police police

Lage Raho Munna Bhai

Arshad Warsi

Police•Comedy
45
# 806
Banja mera chela, tujhe bahut kuch sikhana hai ... mera rap sunke teri bandi bole, o yeh toh mera wala gaana hai
Become my student as I have to teach you a lot ... after listening to my rap your girl will say that, this is my kind of song

Gully Boy

Siddhant Chaturvedi

Comedy
Play Video
44
# 807
Tum meri maa ko manipulative bolo ... koi tension nahi ... maine tumhari maa ko zara sa touchy ka bol diya ... itni touch ho jaati hai ki, by god hafton tak touch karne ko na mile
She can call my mom manipulative ... there is no issue ... but if I call her mom just touchy ... then she gets so touched that, by god I don't get to touch her for weeks

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Kartik Aaryan

Parents•Comedy
44
# 808
Death aur shit ... yeh do cheezen kisi ko, kahin bhi, kabhi bhi aa sakti hai
Death and shit ... these two things can come to anyone, anywhere, anytime

Piku

Irrfan Khan

Death•Comedy
44
# 809
Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main
Have you heard about Rambo? ... Terminator, Salman Khan? ... put all of these in a mixer, spin it three or four times ... and the glass of milkshake that gets made ... that's me

Tevar

Arjun Kapoor

Comedy•Food & Drinks•Rowdyism
44
# 810
Joh kaam Gandhigiri se na ho na ... woh kaam gundagardi se do minute mein ho jaata hai
The work that can't be done by non-violence ... that work can be done by rowdyism in two minutes

Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

Unknown

Rowdyism•Comedy
44
# 811
Ek fool hi shaadi ko foolproof banane ki sooch sakta hai
Only a fool can think of making a marriage foolproof

Shaadi Ke Side Effects

Farhan Akhtar

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
44
# 812
Aisa thappad padega na ... toh yeh sari filminess nikal jayegi
I will slap you ... and all this style of yours will come out

Mere Brother Ki Dulhan

Katrina Kaif

Comedy
44
# 813
Prince charming milne se pehle ... bahut saare mendako ko kiss karna padta hai
Before you find your prince charming ... you have to kiss a lot of frogs

Yaariyan

Unknown

Animals & Birds•Comedy
Play Video
44
# 814
Billi ke nakhoon badh jaane se ... billi sher nahi ban jaati
When the nails of the cat grow ... the cat does not become a tiger

Aan: Men at Work

Shatrughan Sinha

Animals & Birds•Comedy
44
# 815
Love vagehra ka khayali pulav maine taste karke pakakar chod diya hai
I have cooked, tasted and left alone the imaginary rice of love etc.

Shuddh Desi Romance

Parineeti Chopra

Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
44
# 816
Kutta kitna bhi khatarnak ho jaaye ... sher ki nahi le paata
No matter how dangerous a dog gets ... he cannot take on a tiger

Zila Ghaziabad

Sanjay Dutt

Animals & Birds•Comedy
44
# 817
Hota toh sabke paas hai ... magar dimaag wahi joh waqt pe kaam aajaye
Everyone has it ... but the sharp mind is the one that comes handy at the right time

Baghban

Avtar Gill

Comedy
44
# 818
Aage aike ghumavat hai ... ab aa, aa, aa
You're coming forward and swinging ... now come, come, come

Lagaan

Rajesh Vivek

Sports & Games•Comedy
44
# 819
Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack
Initially the girlfriend looks like cream ... then slowly slowly gives the feel like cholesterol ... and finally direct heart attack

The Dirty Picture

Tusshar Kapoor

Comedy•Women•Food & Drinks
44
# 820
Khana khao, taqat aayega ... bahar jaake beizzati mat karana
Eat food, you will get strength ... don't humiliate us outside

Gangs Of Wasseypur

Richa Chadda

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy
44
Songs - Comedy
Parody Song
Parody Song
Mr. India
Kehta Hai Joker Sara Zamana
Mera Naam Joker
 Ae Meri Zohrajabeen
Ae Meri Zohrajabeen
Phir Hera Pheri
 Bhootni Ke
Bhootni Ke
Singh Is Kinng
 Gup Chup Gup Chup
Gup Chup Gup Chup
Karan Arjun
 Na Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai
Na Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai
Chaalbaaz
 What Is Mobile Number
What Is Mobile Number
Haseena Maan Jaayegi
 Meri Pant Bhi Sexy
Meri Pant Bhi Sexy
Dulaara
 Sar Jo Tera Chakraye
Sar Jo Tera Chakraye
Pyaasa (1957)
 Khambe Jaisi Khadi Hai
Khambe Jaisi Khadi Hai
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