Music system bajta hai ... aur mera system bajata hai

Kuch te aankhan di pardedaari rakh, chahe pyar tu udhaar hi rakh ... phone toh tu karda nahi hai, meri jaan missed callan de maari rakh

Isko din mein dikh gaya tara ... kya kheench ke chaata mara

Tumhari yeh baat sunkar mera dil Hyderabad ki tarah aabad ho gaya

Arre kya baachaoo baachaoo chillarela hai ... izzat lootrein hai kya teri? ... police police chillaneka

Banja mera chela, tujhe bahut kuch sikhana hai ... mera rap sunke teri bandi bole, o yeh toh mera wala gaana hai

Tum meri maa ko manipulative bolo ... koi tension nahi ... maine tumhari maa ko zara sa touchy ka bol diya ... itni touch ho jaati hai ki, by god hafton tak touch karne ko na mile

Death aur shit ... yeh do cheezen kisi ko, kahin bhi, kabhi bhi aa sakti hai

Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Joh kaam Gandhigiri se na ho na ... woh kaam gundagardi se do minute mein ho jaata hai

Ek fool hi shaadi ko foolproof banane ki sooch sakta hai

Aisa thappad padega na ... toh yeh sari filminess nikal jayegi

Prince charming milne se pehle ... bahut saare mendako ko kiss karna padta hai

Billi ke nakhoon badh jaane se ... billi sher nahi ban jaati

Love vagehra ka khayali pulav maine taste karke pakakar chod diya hai

Kutta kitna bhi khatarnak ho jaaye ... sher ki nahi le paata

Hota toh sabke paas hai ... magar dimaag wahi joh waqt pe kaam aajaye

Aage aike ghumavat hai ... ab aa, aa, aa

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Khana khao, taqat aayega ... bahar jaake beizzati mat karana