Ek tu Sardar, ek main Sardar ... baki sab bekaar

By God, dil garden garden ho gaya!

Yeh kaun hai yaar ... chalu episode mein commercial break ki tarah beech mein aa jata hai

Isko din mein dikh gaya tara ... kya kheench ke chaata mara

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Aaj Sunday hai, toh daru peene ka din hai

Upar waala bhi aapse do yah teen din hi bada hoga

Tu mera pati ... main teri patni ... bhar de meri maang ... nahi toh cheer doongi teri taang

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Aapki sharafat ke chakkar mein main kayde mein hoon ... varna ab tak mere khud ke do char Al-Qaiday hote

Joh kaam Gandhigiri se na ho na ... woh kaam gundagardi se do minute mein ho jaata hai

Pyar se gale lag ja toh rani bana doonga ... nahi toh pani pani kar doonga

Kuch te aankhan di pardedaari rakh, chahe pyar tu udhaar hi rakh ... phone toh tu karda nahi hai, meri jaan missed callan de maari rakh

Arre woh sharaabi ko aye-khuda maut aajaye ... joh chhodke tujhe paimana mooh ko lagaye

Zamanat ho nahi sakti, shanivar ko itvar ko ... main kisi ko chhod nahi sakta, na dost ko na yaar ko

Tumhari yeh baat sunkar mera dil Hyderabad ki tarah aabad ho gaya

Kya cool cool ... namakool!

Arre kya baachaoo baachaoo chillarela hai ... izzat lootrein hai kya teri? ... police police chillaneka

Tu dikhta hai chota bhi par tu chutki hai kya ... idhar kya kar raha hai chotya, school ki chutti hai kya

Tu toh sarkari naukri ki tarah ho gaya hai ... badi mushkil se milta hai ... woh bhi kismat waalon ko