Mera na life ka usool hai ... ch*tiye insaan ko kabhi mat batao ki woh ch*tiye hai

I have this principle in life ... never tell a jerk that he's a jerk

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Jis umar mein aapko haqeemo ke saath hona chahiye ... us umar mein haseeno ke saath ... not good

The age in which you should be with doctors ... in that age you're with beautiful girls ... that's not good

Woh tumhare maa baap ke baare mein kuch bhi bol le ... koi tension nahi ... tum unke maa baap ke baare mein zara si ek line bol do ... toh 3rd aur 4th world war dono ek saath ho jayenge

She can say anything against your parents ... there is no issue ... but if you say even one line against her parents ... then the 3rd and 4th world war, both will start together

Abhe oye sadhe huye unde ke double half-fry ... gumnaam shehar ke jhulte minar ... geele papad ki paidavar ... takle ki taal, kharbhuje ki khaal, bin batti ki dhaal ... maroonga ek kaan ke neeche, awaaz aayegi tere naak ke neeche ... badbudar chailay, phatte huye thayle, mailay guzelay ... teri yeh majhaal ki tu apun ke saath khele

Hey you double half-fry of a stinking egg ... tower of an anonymous city ... product of a wet papadum ... head of a bald person, skin of a muskmelon, shield without a light ... I'll hit you one below your ear and the noise will come from below your nose ... you smelly thing, you torn bag, you dirty thing ... how dare you play with me

Indians sab cheez mein best hai ... kissing mein bhi Indians hi best hai ... kabhi Emraan Hashmi ka naam nahi suna?

Indians are the best in everything ... even in kissing Indians are the best ... haven't you heard about Emraan Hashmi?

Aaj tak maine ek hi insaan se pyar kara hai ... khud se ... par ab tum se bhi karoonga aur palang todh pyar karoonga

Till today I've only loved one person ... myself ... but now I will love you also and that to beyond limits

Test drive mere saath aur ghar le jao meri best friend ko

You test drove with me and you're taking my best friend home

Humne itne paap kiye hai na ... ki agar Ganga mein dupki laga di ... toh Ganga maiya kisi aur ke paap nahi doh payegi

We have committed so many sins ... that if we take a dip in the river Ganges ... then the river Ganges will not be able to rinse anyone elses sins

Jab kisi ladki se pyar ho jata hai na ... toh dil ke channel pe bas ek hi program chalta hai ... "Just Mohabbat"

When you fall in love with a girl ... then only program plays on the channel of love ... "Just Love"

Pehle ek Hindustani ko samajh lo ... Hindi apne aap aa jayegi

First try to understand an Indian ... you will understand Hindi automatically

By God, dil garden garden ho gaya!

By God, I'm exhilarated!

Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi ... pant mein aata hoon shirt mein nahi ... cycle pe aata hoon gaadi mein nahi ... aur sun langoth mein aata hoon shorts mein nahi

I am in the heart, but I am hard to understand ... I come wearing a pant, but not a shirt ... I come on a bicycle, and not in a car ... and listen I come wearing a loincloth, but not shorts

Christmas mein sab log bolte hai na Santa aayega, Santa aayega ... sabko pata hai ghanta aayega

In Christmas everyone says that Santa Claus will come ... but everyone knows that no one will come

Decide karna mushkil hai ... ki khatra badhta dekhkar tum flirt karti ho ... ya flirt karne se khatra badh jaata hai

It's hard to decide ... whether you start flirting when you see danger ... or the danger increases when you flirt

Tumhara birthday aaise manaonga na ... aaisa lagega pehli baar pehda hui ho

I'll celebrate your birthday in such a way that ... you'll feel you've been born for the first time

Honth hai ya vacuum cleaner ... zabaan toh vapas dede

Are these lips or a vacuum cleaner ... atleast give me my tongue back

Har chamakti cheez sona nahi hota ... har footballer Maradona nahi hota ... har sabun Rexona nahi hota

Everything that shines is not gold ... every footballer is not Maradona ... and every soap in not Rexona

Tum pehda hi chalu huye the ... yah bade hoke koi infection lagi thi

Were you born this smart ... or did you get an infection when you grew up

Ki gal hai? ... life mein koi girl hai?

What's the matter? ... is their a girl in life?