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# 781
Mera na life ka usool hai ... ch*tiye insaan ko kabhi mat batao ki woh ch*tiye hai
I have this principle in life ... never tell a jerk that he's a jerk

Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety

Alok Nath

Comedy
46
# 782
Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns
Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Dishoom

Akshay Kumar

Adult•Job & Career•Comedy
46
# 783
Jis umar mein aapko haqeemo ke saath hona chahiye ... us umar mein haseeno ke saath ... not good
The age in which you should be with doctors ... in that age you're with beautiful girls ... that's not good

Welcome Back

John Abraham

Comedy
46
# 784
Woh tumhare maa baap ke baare mein kuch bhi bol le ... koi tension nahi ... tum unke maa baap ke baare mein zara si ek line bol do ... toh 3rd aur 4th world war dono ek saath ho jayenge
She can say anything against your parents ... there is no issue ... but if you say even one line against her parents ... then the 3rd and 4th world war, both will start together

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Kartik Aaryan

Parents•War & Battle•Comedy
46
# 785
Abhe oye sadhe huye unde ke double half-fry ... gumnaam shehar ke jhulte minar ... geele papad ki paidavar ... takle ki taal, kharbhuje ki khaal, bin batti ki dhaal ... maroonga ek kaan ke neeche, awaaz aayegi tere naak ke neeche ... badbudar chailay, phatte huye thayle, mailay guzelay ... teri yeh majhaal ki tu apun ke saath khele
Hey you double half-fry of a stinking egg ... tower of an anonymous city ... product of a wet papadum ... head of a bald person, skin of a muskmelon, shield without a light ... I'll hit you one below your ear and the noise will come from below your nose ... you smelly thing, you torn bag, you dirty thing ... how dare you play with me

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Govinda

Rowdyism•Comedy•Food & Drinks
46
# 786
Indians sab cheez mein best hai ... kissing mein bhi Indians hi best hai ... kabhi Emraan Hashmi ka naam nahi suna?
Indians are the best in everything ... even in kissing Indians are the best ... haven't you heard about Emraan Hashmi?

Queen

Kangana Ranaut

Comedy
46
# 787
Aaj tak maine ek hi insaan se pyar kara hai ... khud se ... par ab tum se bhi karoonga aur palang todh pyar karoonga
Till today I've only loved one person ... myself ... but now I will love you also and that to beyond limits

Besharam

Ranbir Kapoor

Romance•Comedy
46
# 788
Test drive mere saath aur ghar le jao meri best friend ko
You test drove with me and you're taking my best friend home

Cocktail

Deepika Padukone

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
46
# 789
Humne itne paap kiye hai na ... ki agar Ganga mein dupki laga di ... toh Ganga maiya kisi aur ke paap nahi doh payegi
We have committed so many sins ... that if we take a dip in the river Ganges ... then the river Ganges will not be able to rinse anyone elses sins

Yamla Pagla Deewana 2

Bobby Deol

Comedy
Play Video
46
# 790
Jab kisi ladki se pyar ho jata hai na ... toh dil ke channel pe bas ek hi program chalta hai ... "Just Mohabbat"
When you fall in love with a girl ... then only program plays on the channel of love ... "Just Love"

Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein

Madhavan

Romance•Comedy
46
# 791
Pehle ek Hindustani ko samajh lo ... Hindi apne aap aa jayegi
First try to understand an Indian ... you will understand Hindi automatically

Apne

Dharmendra

Comedy
46
# 792
By God, dil garden garden ho gaya!
By God, I'm exhilarated!

International Khiladi

Gulshan Grover

Happiness•Comedy
46
# 793
Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi ... pant mein aata hoon shirt mein nahi ... cycle pe aata hoon gaadi mein nahi ... aur sun langoth mein aata hoon shorts mein nahi
I am in the heart, but I am hard to understand ... I come wearing a pant, but not a shirt ... I come on a bicycle, and not in a car ... and listen I come wearing a loincloth, but not shorts

Judwaa 2

Salman Khan

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes•Transportation
45
# 794
Christmas mein sab log bolte hai na Santa aayega, Santa aayega ... sabko pata hai ghanta aayega
In Christmas everyone says that Santa Claus will come ... but everyone knows that no one will come

Golmaal Again

Shreyas Talpade

Festival•Comedy
Play Video
45
# 795
Decide karna mushkil hai ... ki khatra badhta dekhkar tum flirt karti ho ... ya flirt karne se khatra badh jaata hai
It's hard to decide ... whether you start flirting when you see danger ... or the danger increases when you flirt

Commando 2

Vidyut Jamwal

Comedy
45
# 796
Tumhara birthday aaise manaonga na ... aaisa lagega pehli baar pehda hui ho
I'll celebrate your birthday in such a way that ... you'll feel you've been born for the first time

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon

Kapil Sharma

Birthday•Comedy
45
# 797
Honth hai ya vacuum cleaner ... zabaan toh vapas dede
Are these lips or a vacuum cleaner ... atleast give me my tongue back

Action Jackson

Ajay Devgan

Adult•Comedy
45
# 798
Har chamakti cheez sona nahi hota ... har footballer Maradona nahi hota ... har sabun Rexona nahi hota
Everything that shines is not gold ... every footballer is not Maradona ... and every soap in not Rexona

Golmaal 3

Kunal Khemu

Sports & Games•Comedy
45
# 799
Tum pehda hi chalu huye the ... yah bade hoke koi infection lagi thi
Were you born this smart ... or did you get an infection when you grew up

Shuddh Desi Romance

Vaani Kapoor

Comedy
Play Video
45
# 800
Ki gal hai? ... life mein koi girl hai?
What's the matter? ... is their a girl in life?

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Comedy•Life
45
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Chor Bazari
Love Aaj Kal (2009)
 Main Mast Kudi
Main Mast Kudi
Jodi No. 1
 Chikni Soorat Tu Kahan Tha
Chikni Soorat Tu Kahan Tha
Hum Hain Rahi Pyar Ke
 Chal Mere Bhai (Remix)
Chal Mere Bhai (Remix)
Chal Mere Bhai
 Totey Ud Gaye
Totey Ud Gaye
Ek Thi Daayan
 Lift Teri Bandh Hai
Lift Teri Bandh Hai
Judwaa 2
 Dil Ki Toh Lag Gayi
Dil Ki Toh Lag Gayi
Nautanki Saala
 Ram Narayan Baaja Bajata
Ram Narayan Baaja Bajata
Saajan Chale Sasural
 Line Maar Le
Line Maar Le
Humse Badhkar Kaun
 Dil Ka Darwaza
Dil Ka Darwaza
Main Khiladi Tu Anari

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