Paapi ko mat maaro ... paapi ke dil ke andhar joh shaitaan behta hua hai, usse maaro

Bhai bahut badiyan, bahut badiyan, bahut badiyan!

Galat cheez banaya telephone ... udhar se aadmi soochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai, karta kuch hai

Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin ... namumkin hai

Pyar hi toh woh jaado hai ... joh umar bhar jawan banaye rakhta hai

Tumhare bagair toh hum sirf jee rahe the ... dil ne dhadakna toh uss din shuru kiya jis din aap hum mein mili

Badhon ka gussa badhon ka pyar hota hai

Aaj tak hum sab log ek galat direction mein effort karte rahe hai ... we should save our boys, not our girls ... because if we save our boys then our girls will be safe

Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum?

Mooche ho to Nathulalji jaise ho ... varna na ho

I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english ... because english is a very funny language

Jisne pee nahi whiskey ... kismat phoot gayi uski

Duniya ke samne haath nahi jodhte ... warna kaam nikal jaane ke baad duniya waale haath todh dete hai

Kehne ko yeh shehar hai, sirf kehne ko ... par idhar jungle ka kanoon chalta hai

Shehar mein koi aaisa raasta, koi chowk, koi aasia naka nahi bacha tha ... jahan par katilo ne hum par goliyo ki barsaat na ki ho

Khel khel mein, khel khel ke, khel khel yeh aa jayega ... haar jeet se, haar jeet ke, jeet haarna sikhayega ... khel khel mein

Aap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai jailer sahab ... Kaalia ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha

Aadmi di zindagi vich jab sahi aurat aa jandi hai na ... tab woh zindagi poori tarah jeenda hai

Waqt pe pahunchneka apna purana aadat hai

Maa baap zindagi ke pedh ki jadh hai