Aaj ka tumhara humhara yeh case, kisi panchayat mein nahi jayega ... yahin behas hogi, yahin par faisla hoga aur sazaa bhi yahin par di jayegi

Pehle main akela tha ... aur ab bilkul akela hoon

Woh moorkh hota hai joh sirf sach ko hi jaanta hai ... aur sach aur jhooth ke fark ko nahi jaanta hai

Hamare yahan ghadi ki sui character decide karti hai

Main jab bhi kisise dushmani mod leta hoon ... saste mehenge ki parvah nahi karta

Idhar har taqatwar apne se kam ko maarkar jeeta hai malum? ... maarkar

Neeche tumhari aunty bahut se uncles ko lekar aayi hai

Sacha bahadur wohi hota hai joh toofani samundar ke beech mein ja karke machli pakadne ka jaal phekta hai ... kinare behetkar pani mein kaanta daale machli ke phasne ka intezar karne waale ko bahadur nahi kehte

Sawaal agar khud jawaab ho ... toh sawaal, sawaal nahi rehta

Inki taarif kya karen ... yeh toh sarr se paun tak taarif hi taarif hai

Aaj shaam che bajhe maut ke saath apna appointment hai

Isse apni jeb mein rakh le Peter ... ab yeh taala main teri jeb se chabi nikaalkar hi kholoonga

Main kisiko soochne se nahi ... karne se rokta hoon

Aulaad nalayak nikle toh usse bhool jaana chahiye ... sirf uska bachpan yaad rakhna chahiye

Yeh che foot ka body ludkane ke liye char inch ka goli kam pad gaya malum?

Chuha sher ka mooch ke baal se khelne ka himmat tabhi karta hai ... jab sher lohe ka zanjeer mein jakda hua ho

Koi mai ka laal kisi ko do waqt ki roti nahi dila sakta ... kyun ki roti dilane waala woh malik hai ... jisne har insaan ko do haath diye hai aur kaha hai ki ... cheer de zameen ka seena aur nikaal le apne hisse ki roti

Kya naza ki takleefon mein mazaa, jab maut na aaye jawani mein ... kya luft janaza uthne ka, har gaam pe jab maatam na hua

Sapne bhi samundar ki leharon ki tarah ... haqeeqat ki chattanon se takraate hi toot jaate hain

Dosti joh hai na, bahut pavitra hai ... isko dosti hi rehne de ... iske upar pet, paisa, roti iski parchai na padne de