Jaise har double cross dokha hota hai ... jaise har boundary chauka hota hai ... vaise hi mooh kholne ka bhi sahi mauka hota hai

Jaise har Coke cola nahi hota ... jaise har chana chola nahi hota ... vaise hi har masoom dekhne waala bhola nahi hota

Jaise English mein saboot ko proof kehte hai ... ghar ki chhat ko roof kehte hai ... vaise hi har language mein aap jaison ko bewakoof kehte hai

Jaise June se pehle May aata hai ... jaise paanch ke baad che aata hai ... vaise hi har doggy ka day aata hai

Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai ... jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai ... vaise yeh great escape hai

Dawai aur shaadi mein badi similarity hoti hai ... dono agar time pe na mile na, bahut mushkil ho jaati hai

Jaise purana cricketer commentator banta hai na ... waise purani gadi museum mein jati hai

Sabse khoobsurat jhooth wohi log bolte hai joh hamesha sach bolte hai

Education se bada koi business nahin hai ... paid service without guarantee

Kanoon andha hota hai ... judge nahi

Agar main sharaab hota ... barf, soda, thanda pani, main sabka khaas hota ... gham mein chahe khushi mein main hi sabke paas hota

Ishq aur bullet mein khaas farak nahi hota bhai ... dono hi nikalte hain chaati faadne ke liye

Hamare zamane mein kaha karte the ki aashiq ke teen thikane hai ... kapde phatte, baal latte, aur chaurahe pe datte

Aurat na, saali jab chudail nikalti hai na ... aadmi ka gobar kar deti hai

Galat kaam na pehle style mein hote hai, uske baad shauk mein, aur uske baad lat mein

Yahan talent ke saath saath luck bhi bahut bada factor hota hai

Raajneeti mein seat jeetna joh hai woh bas pehla kadam hai ... bada aur mushkil kaam hai dil jeetna

Bata kya lega ... thanda, chai garam ... Bacardi, beer, rum

Dhanda koi bhi ho ... chalta zabaan pe hai

Rajneeti mein jab apno ka samarthan khone lago ... toh padh tyaag dene mein hi bhalai hai