Filmy Quotes
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Release Year - 2004
# 1
Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet
If you're late here ... then the stomach will be out there
# 2
Tumse aadhe second ki bhi doori mujhe aadha kar deti hai
Staying away half a second from you, turns me into half
# 3
Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi
If you touch me again, then I will cut your hand and push it in such a place ... that for lifetime you will have to eat from your mouth ... and remove also
# 4
Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho ... mere jeene ka samaan ho
You are great, you are God's blessing ... and you are the purpose of my living
# 5
Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi
In our lives there is no fun and no mischief ... infact it has become a savoury snack without any chutney ... a sweet without any cream ... a lentil soup without any spice
# 6
Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... maut, julaab aur yeh janaab
In this world there are 3 things that come uninvited ... death, diarrhea and this gentleman
# 7
Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering
With marriage you not only get engagement ring and wedding ring ... but there is one more ring that you get ... suffering
# 8
Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti
In this world there are 3 things for which one needs to turn their finger to remove it out ... clarified butter from its container ... illegal colony ... and fun from married men
# 9
Duniya mein sirf teen cheezein hai joh kitni bhi koshish karo tedhi ki tedhi rehti hai ... kutte ki dum ... padosi mulk ki niyat ... aur Sikandar ke haathon se maroordi hui gardan
In this world there are 3 things that never get straight no matter how much you try ... a dogs tail ... the intention of our neighboring country ... and the neck that has been twisted by Sikandar's hand
# 10
Mujhe bhoolne ki galati karoge ... toh khud ek yaad banke reh jaoge
If you do the mistake of forgetting me ... then you yourself will become a thought
# 11
Raaste ke beech mein prem ... what a shame
Making love in the middle of the road ... what a shame
# 12
I hate crime and I hate criminals
I hate crime and I hate criminals
# 13
Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye ... varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai
You shouldn't pamper your wife a lot ... otherwise they'll become a headache
# 14
Parathe maange toh chaante milenge
If you ask for flatbreads then you will get slaps
# 15
Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla
The beach on Madh island ... a bungalow on the beach ... and Vimla and Mangla inside the bungalow
# 16
Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai
When a bomb explodes the blast comes out, when a pant tears the thread comes out ... and in an air condition room when someone is scared ... sweat comes out
# 17
Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai
My wife is like a roaming satellite in the space ... who keeps circling on my head 24 hours and keeps a watch on me
# 18
Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick
If you don't get a beautiful chick ... then you will take any Tom, Harry or Dick
# 19
Ladki aur kadki ... Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti
Girl and poverty ... can't affect Meet at all
# 20
Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai
Your idea sounds very good when we hear it for the first time ... but then our underwears come out
# 21
Ladkiyan aur din ... subah hote hi badalne chahiye
Girls and date ... should be changed every morning
# 22
Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele
It has different flavors, strawberry pistachio and banana ... if you want to buy milk, then buy Lele milk
# 23
Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga
Be it lentil soup or biryani, home made food is great ... if you go to eat out, then there will be a problem
# 24
Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar
Sometimes you fast for goddess Santoshi, sometimes for goddess Ambe, sometimes for goddess Durga and sometimes for the neighbours mother ... sometimes for 16 Mondays, and sometimes on Tuesday for Lord Ganesh
# 25
Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi
One was a movie of Rajesh Khanna named "Haathi Mere Saathi" (the elephant is my partner) ... and I am in a situation where only my hand is my partner
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