Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet

Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi

Tumse aadhe second ki bhi doori mujhe aadha kar deti hai

Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti

Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi

Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... maut, julaab aur yeh janaab

Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho ... mere jeene ka samaan ho

Duniya mein sirf teen cheezein hai joh kitni bhi koshish karo tedhi ki tedhi rehti hai ... kutte ki dum ... padosi mulk ki niyat ... aur Sikandar ke haathon se maroordi hui gardan

Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering

I hate crime and I hate criminals

Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai

Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla

Mujhe bhoolne ki galati karoge ... toh khud ek yaad banke reh jaoge

Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye ... varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

Raaste ke beech mein prem ... what a shame

Parathe maange toh chaante milenge

Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick

Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi

Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele

Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar

Ladki aur kadki ... Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti

Ladkiyan aur din ... subah hote hi badalne chahiye

Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga