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# 1501
Aaj ke baad mein fruit nahin khaoonga ... sirf dry fruit khaoonga
From today I won't eat fruits ... I will only eat dry fruits

Race

Anil Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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19
# 1502
Dholak toh hijre bajate hain ... aur jab mard bajane par aata hai ... toh dunka bajata hai
Tabor is played by eunuchs ... when a man comes to play ... he plays the drums

Gunda

Mithun Chakraborty

Music•Men•Comedy
19
# 1503
Ishq aur bullet mein khaas farak nahi hota bhai ... dono hi nikalte hain chaati faadne ke liye
Brother, there is hardly any difference between love and a bullet ... they both come out to tear apart the chest

Yeh Saali Zindagi

Saurabh Shukla

Comedy
19
# 1504
Heroine ki zindagi is like an elected government ... paanch saal tak party ... uske baad support
The life of a heroine is like an elected government ... party for 5 years ... after that support

The Dirty Picture

Naseeruddin Shah

Government•Comedy
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19
# 1505
Saala, pehli mein chokri legaya ... doosri mein naukri
Bloody, in the first (film) he took the girl ... in the second job

Golmaal Returns

Ajay Devgan

Comedy•Job & Career
19
# 1506
Mujhe susu aayi hai
I need to pee

Anjaana Anjaani

Ranbir Kapoor

Comedy
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19
# 1507
Kidhar aap up in the sky so high ... kidhar woh zameen pe pada jinga fry
You're up in the sky so high ... and he's like a fried prawn laying on the ground

Coolie No. 1 (2020)

Javed Jaffrey

Food & Drinks•Comedy
18
# 1508
Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru
An upset girlfriend can return ... a lost government can return ... but the hair once lost can never return

Bala

Ayushmann Khurrana

Comedy•Government
18
# 1509
London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... chal karde apne meter down, meter down, meter down
London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... come on get your meter down, meter down, meter down

Housefull 3

Akshay Kumar

Poem•Comedy
18
# 1510
Sunday ko uthke phone tatol-tatolke aaise dekh raha hai baar baar ... jaise Katrina Kaif nikalne waali hai phone se
On a Sunday after getting up he was staring at the phone in such a way ... as if Katrina Kaif is going to come out from it

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Unknown

Comedy
18
# 1511
Hamara system bachon ke diaper ki tarah ho chuka hai ... kahin thoda geela aur kahin se thoda dheela
Our system has become like a kids diaper ... somewhere it's a little wet and somewhere it's a little loose

Gabbar Is Back

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
18
# 1512
Insaan ka emotion uska motion ke saath juda hua hai
The emotion of a person is connected with his motion

Piku

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
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# 1513
Biwi ko achcha khana pakana aur achcha gaana toh zaroor aana chahiye
A wife should definitely know how to cook well and how to sing well

Prem Pratigyaa

Madhuri Dixit

Husband & Wife•Comedy
18
# 1514
Fakira jama nadi mein, sabki maange khair ... ho gayi dosti Mahesh se, ab na raha khandan ka bair
A priest is standing in a river, and he wishes welfare of all ... we are now friends with Mahesh, hence the family doesn't have an enemy

Love In Tokyo

Dhumal

Comedy•Family•Enemy
18
# 1515
Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai ... unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai ... tum toh internet ho ... jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai
Few wives are like the TV sitting in the drawing room ... whenever you turn them on they are playing some old program ... but you're the internet ... whenever I turn you on, I see a new site

Kyo Kii Main Jhuth Nahin Bolta

Govinda

Husband & Wife•Technology & Science•Comedy
18
# 1516
Chota Chetan dekhne aaya tha ya Chota Chetan bada karne aaya tha
Did you come to watch Chote Chetan (movie) or to get horny

Hunterrr

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
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18
# 1517
Lagta hai iske style ki maa bahen ho chuki hai
Looks like his style has got screwed

Khoobsurat

Kiron Kher

Adult•Comedy
18
# 1518
London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai
The weather of London and the girls of London cannot be trusted ... they change their colours anytime

Bhagam Bhag

Rajpal Yadav

City & Places•Women•Comedy
18
# 1519
Dopahar mein sona ... kismat pe rona
To sleep in the afternoon ... is to cry on your destiny

B.A. Pass

Unknown

Luck & Destiny•Comedy
18
# 1520
Shakal dekhi hai aaine mein ... amavas ke chand par Maggi noodles latkaye hue hai ... chudail kahinki
Have you seen your face in the mirror ... it looks like Maggi noodles are hanging on the moon of a no moon night ... you witch

Aaja Nachle

Madhuri Dixit

Comedy•Food & Drinks
18
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Yeh Ladki Zara Si Deewani Lagti Hai
Love Story
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Tan Tana Tan Tan Tan Tara
Judwaa
 Tum Par Hum Hai Atke Yaara
Tum Par Hum Hai Atke Yaara
Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya
 Cheenti Pahad Chadhe
Cheenti Pahad Chadhe
Haseena Maan Jaayegi
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Housefull 4
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Baap Numbri Beta Dus Numbri
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Major Saab
 Mere Bhole Balam
Mere Bhole Balam
Padosan
 Bol Bachchan
Bol Bachchan
Bol Bachchan

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