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# 1501
Aaj ke baad mein fruit nahin khaoonga ... sirf dry fruit khaoonga

From today I won't eat fruits ... I will only eat dry fruits

# 1502
Dholak toh hijre bajate hain ... aur jab mard bajane par aata hai ... toh dunka bajata hai

Tabor is played by eunuchs ... when a man comes to play ... he plays the drums

# 1503
Ishq aur bullet mein khaas farak nahi hota bhai ... dono hi nikalte hain chaati faadne ke liye

Brother, there is hardly any difference between love and a bullet ... they both come out to tear apart the chest

# 1504
Heroine ki zindagi is like an elected government ... paanch saal tak party ... uske baad support

The life of a heroine is like an elected government ... party for 5 years ... after that support

# 1505
Saala, pehli mein chokri legaya ... doosri mein naukri

Bloody, in the first (film) he took the girl ... in the second job

# 1506
Mujhe susu aayi hai

I need to pee

# 1507
Kidhar aap up in the sky so high ... kidhar woh zameen pe pada jinga fry

You're up in the sky so high ... and he's like a fried prawn laying on the ground

# 1508
Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru

An upset girlfriend can return ... a lost government can return ... but the hair once lost can never return

# 1509
London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... chal karde apne meter down, meter down, meter down

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... come on get your meter down, meter down, meter down

# 1510
Sunday ko uthke phone tatol-tatolke aaise dekh raha hai baar baar ... jaise Katrina Kaif nikalne waali hai phone se

On a Sunday after getting up he was staring at the phone in such a way ... as if Katrina Kaif is going to come out from it

# 1511
Hamara system bachon ke diaper ki tarah ho chuka hai ... kahin thoda geela aur kahin se thoda dheela

Our system has become like a kids diaper ... somewhere it's a little wet and somewhere it's a little loose

# 1512
Insaan ka emotion uska motion ke saath juda hua hai

The emotion of a person is connected with his motion

# 1513
Biwi ko achcha khana pakana aur achcha gaana toh zaroor aana chahiye

A wife should definitely know how to cook well and how to sing well

# 1514
Fakira jama nadi mein, sabki maange khair ... ho gayi dosti Mahesh se, ab na raha khandan ka bair

A priest is standing in a river, and he wishes welfare of all ... we are now friends with Mahesh, hence the family doesn't have an enemy

# 1515
Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai ... unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai ... tum toh internet ho ... jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai

Few wives are like the TV sitting in the drawing room ... whenever you turn them on they are playing some old program ... but you're the internet ... whenever I turn you on, I see a new site

# 1516
Chota Chetan dekhne aaya tha ya Chota Chetan bada karne aaya tha

Did you come to watch Chote Chetan (movie) or to get horny

# 1517
Lagta hai iske style ki maa bahen ho chuki hai

Looks like his style has got screwed

# 1518
London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai

The weather of London and the girls of London cannot be trusted ... they change their colours anytime

# 1519
Dopahar mein sona ... kismat pe rona

To sleep in the afternoon ... is to cry on your destiny

# 1520
Shakal dekhi hai aaine mein ... amavas ke chand par Maggi noodles latkaye hue hai ... chudail kahinki

Have you seen your face in the mirror ... it looks like Maggi noodles are hanging on the moon of a no moon night ... you witch

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