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# 1501

Aaj ke baad mein fruit nahin khaoonga ... sirf dry fruit khaoonga

From today I won't eat fruits ... I will only eat dry fruits

Race

Anil Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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19
# 1502

Dholak toh hijre bajate hain ... aur jab mard bajane par aata hai ... toh dunka bajata hai

Tabor is played by eunuchs ... when a man comes to play ... he plays the drums

Gunda

Mithun Chakraborty

Music•Men•Comedy
19
# 1503

Ishq aur bullet mein khaas farak nahi hota bhai ... dono hi nikalte hain chaati faadne ke liye

Brother, there is hardly any difference between love and a bullet ... they both come out to tear apart the chest

Yeh Saali Zindagi

Saurabh Shukla

Comedy
19
# 1504

Heroine ki zindagi is like an elected government ... paanch saal tak party ... uske baad support

The life of a heroine is like an elected government ... party for 5 years ... after that support

The Dirty Picture

Naseeruddin Shah

Government•Comedy
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# 1505

Saala, pehli mein chokri legaya ... doosri mein naukri

Bloody, in the first (film) he took the girl ... in the second job

Golmaal Returns

Ajay Devgan

Comedy•Job & Career
19
# 1506

Mujhe susu aayi hai

I need to pee

Anjaana Anjaani

Ranbir Kapoor

Comedy
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19
# 1507

Kidhar aap up in the sky so high ... kidhar woh zameen pe pada jinga fry

You're up in the sky so high ... and he's like a fried prawn laying on the ground

Coolie No. 1 (2020)

Javed Jaffrey

Food & Drinks•Comedy
18
# 1508

Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru

An upset girlfriend can return ... a lost government can return ... but the hair once lost can never return

Bala

Ayushmann Khurrana

Comedy•Government
18
# 1509

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... chal karde apne meter down, meter down, meter down

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... come on get your meter down, meter down, meter down

Housefull 3

Akshay Kumar

Poem•Comedy
18
# 1510

Sunday ko uthke phone tatol-tatolke aaise dekh raha hai baar baar ... jaise Katrina Kaif nikalne waali hai phone se

On a Sunday after getting up he was staring at the phone in such a way ... as if Katrina Kaif is going to come out from it

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Unknown

Comedy
18
# 1511

Hamara system bachon ke diaper ki tarah ho chuka hai ... kahin thoda geela aur kahin se thoda dheela

Our system has become like a kids diaper ... somewhere it's a little wet and somewhere it's a little loose

Gabbar Is Back

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
18
# 1512

Insaan ka emotion uska motion ke saath juda hua hai

The emotion of a person is connected with his motion

Piku

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
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# 1513

Biwi ko achcha khana pakana aur achcha gaana toh zaroor aana chahiye

A wife should definitely know how to cook well and how to sing well

Prem Pratigyaa

Madhuri Dixit

Husband & Wife•Comedy
18
# 1514

Fakira jama nadi mein, sabki maange khair ... ho gayi dosti Mahesh se, ab na raha khandan ka bair

A priest is standing in a river, and he wishes welfare of all ... we are now friends with Mahesh, hence the family doesn't have an enemy

Love In Tokyo

Dhumal

Comedy•Family•Enemy
18
# 1515

Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai ... unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai ... tum toh internet ho ... jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai

Few wives are like the TV sitting in the drawing room ... whenever you turn them on they are playing some old program ... but you're the internet ... whenever I turn you on, I see a new site

Kyo Kii Main Jhuth Nahin Bolta

Govinda

Husband & Wife•Technology & Science•Comedy
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# 1516

Chota Chetan dekhne aaya tha ya Chota Chetan bada karne aaya tha

Did you come to watch Chote Chetan (movie) or to get horny

Hunterrr

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
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# 1517

Lagta hai iske style ki maa bahen ho chuki hai

Looks like his style has got screwed

Khoobsurat

Kiron Kher

Adult•Comedy
18
# 1518

London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai

The weather of London and the girls of London cannot be trusted ... they change their colours anytime

Bhagam Bhag

Rajpal Yadav

City & Places•Women•Comedy
18
# 1519

Dopahar mein sona ... kismat pe rona

To sleep in the afternoon ... is to cry on your destiny

B.A. Pass

Unknown

Luck & Destiny•Comedy
18
# 1520

Shakal dekhi hai aaine mein ... amavas ke chand par Maggi noodles latkaye hue hai ... chudail kahinki

Have you seen your face in the mirror ... it looks like Maggi noodles are hanging on the moon of a no moon night ... you witch

Aaja Nachle

Madhuri Dixit

Comedy•Food & Drinks
18
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 Gore Gore Mukhde Pe
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