Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Surely you are a fool ... because a man becomes an idiot only after he gets married

Kabab mein haddi aur jawani mein buddhi ... sahi na hoye

Meat with bones and an old woman in your prime youth ... isn't good for you

Har cheez ki expiry date hoti hai ... insaan ho ya doodh ka dabba ... teri bhi aa gayi

Everything has an expiry date ... be it a human or a milk can ... and your date has come

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... chal karde apne meter down, meter down, meter down

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... come on get your meter down, meter down, meter down

La la lori ... baahon mein aaja gori

La la lullabies ... come in my arms you fair girl

Love is cute ... but in this case the lover is mute

Love is cute ... but in this case the lover is mute

Pehle bath phir saath ... hum aur tum din raat, din raat, din raat

First take a bath then we will be together ... you and me day and night, day and night, day and night

Boss apun haath pair todta hai ... lekin vishvas nahi todta hai

I do break hands and legs ... but I don't break someones trust

Mujhse pehle zero, baad mein bhi zero ... bas beech mein hero ... kyun ki zero ke peeche ek hero hota hai

You were a zero before me, and will be a zero after me ... it's just that you are a hero in between ... because behind a zero there is a hero

Chota Chetan dekhne aaya tha ya Chota Chetan bada karne aaya tha

Did you come to watch Chote Chetan (movie) or to get horny

Malviya Nagar ke James Bond ... tum kya body language padte ho?

Hey you James Bond of Malviya Nagar ... do you read body language?

Dopahar mein sona ... kismat pe rona

To sleep in the afternoon ... is to cry on your destiny

No underwear in this world can live without nada and no nada in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... ek saath Dhobi Ghat par dhulne ke liye jaate hai, ek saath sookhte hai aur doobara maile hokar Dhobi Ghat par chale jaate hai ... underwear aur nada se duniya ko ekta ka sabak lena chahiye

No underwear in this world can live without string and no string in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... they go together to Dhobi Ghat to get washed, they dry together and they get dirty again and go to Dhobi Ghat ... the world should learn the lesson of unity from the underwear and the string

Saaf sutre kapde, saaf sutre dimaag ki nishaani hai ... aur saaf sutra dimaag, saaf sutra samaaj ki nishaani hai

Clean clothes are the signs of a clean mind ... and a clean mind is the sign of a clean society

(Woh qurbani dega kaun?) - Dega kaun, dega kaun, dega kaun kya ... kamine tu dega qurbani!

(Who will give the sacrifice?) - Who will give, who will give, what who will give ... bloody you will give the sacrifice!

Thoda butter, thoda drama aur thoda tears mix karo ... and papa ki koi bhi na yes ho jaati hai

Mix some butter, drama and tears ... and dad's every no will turn into yes

Shakal dekhi hai aaine mein ... amavas ke chand par Maggi noodles latkaye hue hai ... chudail kahinki

Have you seen your face in the mirror ... it looks like Maggi noodles are hanging on the moon of a no moon night ... you witch

Hum pehle mulaqat karte hai ... phir pyar ki barsaat karte hai, phoolon ki barsaat karte hai ... uske baad hum mukka laat karte hai

First I meet with a person ... then I shower him with love, shower him with flowers ... and then I punch and kick him

Tumhare daddy drug dealer hai na? ... varna aaisi nasheeli cheez aur kaun bana sakta hai ... tumhe dekhte hi nasha chad gaya

Your dad is a drug dealer right? ... or else who can produce such a highly intoxicating thing ... I am intoxicated by looking at you

Dhoonde ankhiyan, dhoonde dariya, dhoonde sara gaon ... sabse pehle dekh re moorakh, ka padhe ho tero paon

The eyes are searching, the sea is searching, the whole village is searching ... you fool, first look where are you stepping your foot on