Aaj ke baad mein fruit nahin khaoonga ... sirf dry fruit khaoonga

Dholak toh hijre bajate hain ... aur jab mard bajane par aata hai ... toh dunka bajata hai

Ishq aur bullet mein khaas farak nahi hota bhai ... dono hi nikalte hain chaati faadne ke liye

Heroine ki zindagi is like an elected government ... paanch saal tak party ... uske baad support

Saala, pehli mein chokri legaya ... doosri mein naukri

Mujhe susu aayi hai

Kidhar aap up in the sky so high ... kidhar woh zameen pe pada jinga fry

Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... chal karde apne meter down, meter down, meter down

Sunday ko uthke phone tatol-tatolke aaise dekh raha hai baar baar ... jaise Katrina Kaif nikalne waali hai phone se

Hamara system bachon ke diaper ki tarah ho chuka hai ... kahin thoda geela aur kahin se thoda dheela

Insaan ka emotion uska motion ke saath juda hua hai

Biwi ko achcha khana pakana aur achcha gaana toh zaroor aana chahiye

Fakira jama nadi mein, sabki maange khair ... ho gayi dosti Mahesh se, ab na raha khandan ka bair

Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai ... unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai ... tum toh internet ho ... jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai

Chota Chetan dekhne aaya tha ya Chota Chetan bada karne aaya tha

Lagta hai iske style ki maa bahen ho chuki hai

London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai

Dopahar mein sona ... kismat pe rona

Shakal dekhi hai aaine mein ... amavas ke chand par Maggi noodles latkaye hue hai ... chudail kahinki