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# 1461

# 1462

Kabab mein haddi aur jawani mein buddhi ... sahi na hoye

Meat with bones and an old woman in your prime youth ... isn't good for you

Motichoor Chaknachoor

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 1463

Deewane ka dimaag hai khali ... bina hope ke hi duniya basa li

This lover's brain is empty ... but still you've settled in your world without any hope

Shimla Mirchi

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy

# 1464

Pyar oonch neech kahan dekhta hai ... pyar SIM card ki tarah hota hai ... aur SIM card mehenge mobile mein, saste mobile mein, har mobile mein barabar fit hota hai

Love doesn't see big and small ... love is like a SIM card ... and a SIM card fits perfectly in an expensive mobile phone, in a cheap mobile phone, in every mobile phone

Love Yatri

Ram Kapoor

Romance•Comedy

# 1465

Abhe dukaan pe itni goli maarunga hagega toh dhuaan niklega ... woh bhi ruk-ruk ke

I'll fire so many bullets on your back side that smoke will come out when you shit ... and that to in a slow manner

Nawabzaade

Vijay Raaz

Action•Comedy

# 1466

Har cheez ki expiry date hoti hai ... insaan ho ya doodh ka dabba ... teri bhi aa gayi

Everything has an expiry date ... be it a human or a milk can ... and your date has come

Munna Michael

Unknown

Comedy•Food & Drinks

# 1467

Yahan honi chahiye thi kahani yeh poori ... marte waqt Ragini ki jawani thi adhoori ... koi bhi mard chalega usse, koi bhi dharam jaat ... Ragini ki atma ko chahiye bas suhagraat, suhagraat, suhagraat

Here the story should have ended ... Ragini's youth was incomplete when she died ... any man of any religion would be good for her ... as Ragini's soul just wanted to have a nuptial night

Great Grand Masti

Sudesh Lehri

Comedy

# 1468

Love is cute ... but in this case the lover is mute

Love is cute ... but in this case the lover is mute

Housefull 3

Abhishek Bachchan

Comedy

# 1469

Tum itni smart hote hue itni stupid kaise ho sakti ho

Being so smart how can you be so stupid

Dil Dhadakne Do

Farhan Akhtar

Comedy

# 1470

Do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai ... paanch ghante mall mein bitaake ek sadi si chappal uthake le aayengi ... aur phir agle do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai

For two weeks they will fry your brain that we need to buy a table, we need to buy a table ... and after spending five hours in the mall they will bring back an ugly pair of slippers ... and again for the next two weeks they will fry your brain that we need to buy a table, we need to buy a table

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Kartik Aaryan

Comedy

# 1471

# 1472

No underwear in this world can live without nada and no nada in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... ek saath Dhobi Ghat par dhulne ke liye jaate hai, ek saath sookhte hai aur doobara maile hokar Dhobi Ghat par chale jaate hai ... underwear aur nada se duniya ko ekta ka sabak lena chahiye

No underwear in this world can live without string and no string in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... they go together to Dhobi Ghat to get washed, they dry together and they get dirty again and go to Dhobi Ghat ... the world should learn the lesson of unity from the underwear and the string

Chhote Sarkar

Govinda

Clothes & Shoes•City & Places•Comedy

# 1473

Saaf sutre kapde, saaf sutre dimaag ki nishaani hai ... aur saaf sutra dimaag, saaf sutra samaaj ki nishaani hai

Clean clothes are the signs of a clean mind ... and a clean mind is the sign of a clean society

Krazzy 4

Irrfan Khan

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy

# 1474

Baahon mein Tina, kamar mein Meena, kandhon mein Leena aur sar par Henna ... yaar tune toh apne pyar ka ek Jumbo circus banakar rakha hai

You have Tina in your arms, Meena around your waist, Leena on your shoulders and Henna on your head ... my friend you have made a Jumbo circus of your love

Maine Dil Tujhko Diya

Unknown

Comedy•Romance