Hamare zamane mein kaha karte the ki aashiq ke teen thikane hai ... kapde phatte, baal latte, aur chaurahe pe datte

In our days it was said that a lover has three signs ... ripped clothes, messy hair, and sitting idle on the crossroads

Kabab mein haddi aur jawani mein buddhi ... sahi na hoye

Meat with bones and an old woman in your prime youth ... isn't good for you

Deewane ka dimaag hai khali ... bina hope ke hi duniya basa li

This lover's brain is empty ... but still you've settled in your world without any hope

Pyar oonch neech kahan dekhta hai ... pyar SIM card ki tarah hota hai ... aur SIM card mehenge mobile mein, saste mobile mein, har mobile mein barabar fit hota hai

Love doesn't see big and small ... love is like a SIM card ... and a SIM card fits perfectly in an expensive mobile phone, in a cheap mobile phone, in every mobile phone

Abhe dukaan pe itni goli maarunga hagega toh dhuaan niklega ... woh bhi ruk-ruk ke

I'll fire so many bullets on your back side that smoke will come out when you shit ... and that to in a slow manner

Har cheez ki expiry date hoti hai ... insaan ho ya doodh ka dabba ... teri bhi aa gayi

Everything has an expiry date ... be it a human or a milk can ... and your date has come

Yahan honi chahiye thi kahani yeh poori ... marte waqt Ragini ki jawani thi adhoori ... koi bhi mard chalega usse, koi bhi dharam jaat ... Ragini ki atma ko chahiye bas suhagraat, suhagraat, suhagraat

Here the story should have ended ... Ragini's youth was incomplete when she died ... any man of any religion would be good for her ... as Ragini's soul just wanted to have a nuptial night

Love is cute ... but in this case the lover is mute

Love is cute ... but in this case the lover is mute

Tum itni smart hote hue itni stupid kaise ho sakti ho

Being so smart how can you be so stupid

Do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai ... paanch ghante mall mein bitaake ek sadi si chappal uthake le aayengi ... aur phir agle do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai

For two weeks they will fry your brain that we need to buy a table, we need to buy a table ... and after spending five hours in the mall they will bring back an ugly pair of slippers ... and again for the next two weeks they will fry your brain that we need to buy a table, we need to buy a table

Baimaani hi tikau shaadi shuda jeevan ki chaabi hai

Lying is the key to a stable married life

No underwear in this world can live without nada and no nada in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... ek saath Dhobi Ghat par dhulne ke liye jaate hai, ek saath sookhte hai aur doobara maile hokar Dhobi Ghat par chale jaate hai ... underwear aur nada se duniya ko ekta ka sabak lena chahiye

No underwear in this world can live without string and no string in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... they go together to Dhobi Ghat to get washed, they dry together and they get dirty again and go to Dhobi Ghat ... the world should learn the lesson of unity from the underwear and the string

Saaf sutre kapde, saaf sutre dimaag ki nishaani hai ... aur saaf sutra dimaag, saaf sutra samaaj ki nishaani hai

Clean clothes are the signs of a clean mind ... and a clean mind is the sign of a clean society

Baahon mein Tina, kamar mein Meena, kandhon mein Leena aur sar par Henna ... yaar tune toh apne pyar ka ek Jumbo circus banakar rakha hai

You have Tina in your arms, Meena around your waist, Leena on your shoulders and Henna on your head ... my friend you have made a Jumbo circus of your love

Thoda butter, thoda drama aur thoda tears mix karo ... and papa ki koi bhi na yes ho jaati hai

Mix some butter, drama and tears ... and dad's every no will turn into yes

Uski market value kam hogi lekin ... character is priceless

His market value may be less ... but his character is priceless

Aapke daddy terrorist hai? ... varna aaisa sex bomb aur kaun bana sakta hai

Is your dad a terrorist? ... or else who can produce such a sex bomb

Kabhi kabhi kayar ki shakal ... bahadur ki akal se zyada sahi hoti hai

Sometimes the face of a coward person ... is better than the mind of a brave person

Har baal ki khaal ki yeh chaal bhi kha jaaye ... iske haath padh jaaye toh mahiney saal bhi kha jaaye ... kisi behal ka bacha haal joh haal kha jaaye ... bemaut marte mann ka yeh malaal kha jaaye ... Lalu ka laal kha jaaye, naxal baari ki naal kha jaaye, bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaaye, budhape ki shawl kha jaaye ... haya toh chhodo behaya ki chaal bhi kha jaaye ... aur agar parosa ja sake toh khayal bhi kha jaaye

He can even eat the covering of the hair's skin ... if he can get it then he will even eat months and years ... he can even eat the remaining well-being of someone unwell ... he can even eat the sadness of an untimely dying heart ... he can eat the son of Lalu, he can eat the guns of naxalites, he can eat the fun of childhood, he can eat the shawl of old age ... leave aside shyness, he can even eat the style of a shameless ... and if it's possible to put it on a plate, he'll even eat a thought

Aaj kal maar se nahi, maal se kaam chalta hai

These days to gets things done you need money, not beatings