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# 1521
Shakal dekhi hai aaine mein ... amavas ke chand par Maggi noodles latkaye hue hai ... chudail kahinki

Have you seen your face in the mirror ... it looks like Maggi noodles are hanging on the moon of a no moon night ... you witch

# 1522
Humayun's Tomb ho ya Taj Mahal ... mera bhi love in monuments ki tarha rock solid rahega centuries and centuries tak

Just like Humayun's Tomb and Taj Mahal ... my love will also be rock solid like these monuments for centuries and centuries

# 1523
Yahan wahan sare jahan mein hamara raj hai ... jawani toh deewani zindabad hai

Here and there I rule the entire world ... long live the craziness in youthfulness

# 1524
Woh joh hai woh main hoon ... aur main joh hoon woh woh hai

She is what I am ... and I am what she is

# 1525
Jis din main baap ban gaya na ... main apne bachche se chun chun ke gin gin ke badle loonga

The day I become a father ... I will take proper revenge from my children one after the other

# 1526
Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

Somewhere there is two-some and somewhere there is three-some ... and I am still with hand-some

# 1527
Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Looks like there is no wedding ring in my destiny ... just suffering

# 1528
Sari duniya ke bache jab pehda hote hai toh maa maa karke rohte hai ... yeh gadha cinema cinema karke roh raha tha

All the kids of the world cry mom mom when they are born ... this donkey was crying cinema cinema

# 1529
Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai ... kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein

Truth is like recipes ... there is some fun in disclosing it, and some fun in hiding it

# 1530
Kismat kharab ho toh untt pe baithe aadmi ko bhi kutta kaat leta hai

If your luck is bad then a dog will bite you even if you are sitting on a camel

# 1531
Murghi churai kasai se ... aur khabar phelai dakaar se

You stole the chicken from the butcher ... and you spread the news with a burp

# 1532
Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai ... agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge

Without doing anything I have to give, instead of taking ... if by chance I do something then I will have to give and take both

# 1533
Dukaan khuli nahi toh saala curfew lag gaya

My shop had hardly opened and a curfew was called

# 1534
Kele aur tragedy kabhi single mein nahi aate

Bananas and tragedies never come in singles

# 1535
Aaj kal ke launde sab ek jaise hi hai ... khana kahin, peena kahin aur jeena kahin

Nowadays all boys are of one type ... eating in one place, drinking in another place and living in a different place

# 1536
Kapde Rita ke aur baatein Sita ki

You are wearing clothes of Rita and talking like Sita

# 1537
Namak khane se pressure high hove ... aur namak halaali se imaandari aur high hove

Eating salt raises your blood pressure ... and faithfulness raises your honesty even more

# 1538
Mera ek hi toh record hai ... ki kahin pe bhi mera koi record nahi

I have only one record ... that I have no records anywhere

# 1539
Yeh duniya badi gol hai ... uske andhar lamba chauda hole hai ... hum dono ka bahut bada role hai

The world is round ... within it there is a big hole ... and we both have a big role in it

# 1540
Tumhari jaisi ladkiyan apna naam ... kapdon ki tarah badalti hai

Girls like you change their name ... just like they change clothes

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