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# 1521

Humayun's Tomb ho ya Taj Mahal ... mera bhi love in monuments ki tarha rock solid rahega centuries and centuries tak


Just like Humayun's Tomb and Taj Mahal ... my love will also be rock solid like these monuments for centuries and centuries

# 1522

Yahan wahan sare jahan mein hamara raj hai ... jawani toh deewani zindabad hai


Here and there I rule the entire world ... long live the craziness in youthfulness

# 1523

Woh joh hai woh main hoon ... aur main joh hoon woh woh hai


She is what I am ... and I am what she is

# 1524

Jis din main baap ban gaya na ... main apne bachche se chun chun ke gin gin ke badle loonga


The day I become a father ... I will take proper revenge from my children one after the other

# 1525

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some


Somewhere there is two-some and somewhere there is three-some ... and I am still with hand-some

# 1526

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai


Looks like there is no wedding ring in my destiny ... just suffering

# 1527

Sari duniya ke bache jab pehda hote hai toh maa maa karke rohte hai ... yeh gadha cinema cinema karke roh raha tha


All the kids of the world cry mom mom when they are born ... this donkey was crying cinema cinema

# 1528

Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai ... kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein


Truth is like recipes ... there is some fun in disclosing it, and some fun in hiding it

# 1529

Kismat kharab ho toh untt pe baithe aadmi ko bhi kutta kaat leta hai


If your luck is bad then a dog will bite you even if you are sitting on a camel

# 1530

Murghi churai kasai se ... aur khabar phelai dakaar se


You stole the chicken from the butcher ... and you spread the news with a burp

# 1531

Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai ... agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge


Without doing anything I have to give, instead of taking ... if by chance I do something then I will have to give and take both

# 1532

Dukaan khuli nahi toh saala curfew lag gaya


My shop had hardly opened and a curfew was called

# 1533

Kele aur tragedy kabhi single mein nahi aate


Bananas and tragedies never come in singles

# 1534

Aaj kal ke launde sab ek jaise hi hai ... khana kahin, peena kahin aur jeena kahin


Nowadays all boys are of one type ... eating in one place, drinking in another place and living in a different place

# 1535

Kapde Rita ke aur baatein Sita ki


You are wearing clothes of Rita and talking like Sita

# 1536

Namak khane se pressure high hove ... aur namak halaali se imaandari aur high hove


Eating salt raises your blood pressure ... and faithfulness raises your honesty even more

# 1537

Mera ek hi toh record hai ... ki kahin pe bhi mera koi record nahi


I have only one record ... that I have no records anywhere

# 1538

Yeh duniya badi gol hai ... uske andhar lamba chauda hole hai ... hum dono ka bahut bada role hai


The world is round ... within it there is a big hole ... and we both have a big role in it

# 1539

Apna desh phir bhi apna desh hota hai ... aur apna khana, apna khana hota hai


Our country is still our country ... and our food, is our food

# 1540

Dimaag? ... mutton ki dukaan pe batees rupaiy kilo bikta hai bheja


What brain? ... it sells at the mutton shop for Rs.32 a kilo

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