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# 1521

Jab tune us ladki ko taste nahi kiya hai ... toh uske liye apni life waste kyun kar raha hai


When you haven't tasted that girl ... then why are you wasting your life for her

# 1522

Zindagi mein kabhi kabhi pagalpan bahut zaroori hota hai


Sometimes craziness is very important in life

# 1523

Banne chale rangrez ... pakde gaye angrez


He tried to be a colorful man ... but the foreigner got caught

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# 1524

Abhe tu driver hai ki screwdriver hai?


Are you a driver or a screwdriver?

# 1525

Raat ki samasya ... insaan ko raat ko hi suljhani chahiye


The problems of night ... must be solved in the night itself

# 1526

Purane joh ho jaate hai bhav woh khaate hai ... is liye aksar hum naye ko aazmate hai


Those who become old they have an attitude ... that's why I often try new people

# 1527

Vazan uthane waale ki baaton mein kya vazan aaya hai ... action hero ke andhar romance ka tadka nazar aaya hai


Some weight has come in the words of the person who lifts weights ... I see the spice of romance in the action hero

# 1528

Shaadi nahi hui toh kya hua, suhagraat toh roz manati hoon ... pati nahi mila toh kya hua, crorepati toh roz milte hai


So what if I am not married, I celebrate the nuptial night everyday ... so what if I don't have a husband, I meet millionaires everyday

# 1529

Silver Mani light matters mein comedy karte hai ... serious matters mein murder


Silver Mani does comedy in light matters ... and murder in serious matters

# 1530

Main tujhko dekhte hi samajh gaya si ... tere andhar genius ke bacteria maujood hai


The moment I saw you I knew that ... the bacteria of a genius is inside you

# 1531

Superman ko hoti na agar itni zimmedaari ... chaddi utaarke kab ki phenkh chuka hota apni


If Superman had so many responsibilities ... then long back he would have removed and thrown away his underwear

# 1532

Itna kamzor ho gaya hoon ki meri parchai ko bhi chakkar aa rahi hai


I have become so weak that even my shadow is feeling dizzy

# 1533

Soone ke liye chaddar ki nahi ... neend ki zaroorat hai


To sleep one doesn't need a blanket ... one needs sleep

# 1534

Maut bhi unse itna hi darti hai ... jitna film industry piracy se


Even death is so scared of him ... as much as the film industry is scared of piracy

# 1535

When in the Rome ... do the Romans


When in Rome ... do as the Romans do

# 1536

Apna desh phir bhi apna desh hota hai ... aur apna khana, apna khana hota hai


Our country is still our country ... and our food, is our food

# 1537

In buson ka yahi chakkar hai ... time par aati hai, time par jaati hai


These buses have the same issue ... they come on time and they leave on time

# 1538

Woh burbakh galti kiya, trailer dikha diya usko ... lekin nau se barah ka show abhi baki hai


That fool did a mistake and I showed him the trailer ... but the show from 9 to 12 is still there

# 1539

Dimaag? ... mutton ki dukaan pe batees rupaiy kilo bikta hai bheja


What brain? ... it sells at the mutton shop for Rs.32 a kilo

# 1540

Arrey tu sad hota hai na ... main double sad hota hai re


When you are sad ... I am double sad

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