Aap mote, kaale, naate, ganje, chahe jaise bhi dikhte ho ... agar aap apne aapse pyar karenge toh duniya bhi aapse pyar karegi

Fat, dark skinned, short, bald, no matter how you look ... if you'll love yourself then even the world will love you

Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru

An upset girlfriend can return ... a lost government can return ... but the hair once lost can never return

Kutta agar kaat le toh 14 sui lagta hai ... lekin agar khudhai ka kutta kaat le toh 28

If a dog bites you then you have to get 14 injections ... but if your own dog bites you then you have to get 28 injections

Hum baal hai ... sabse bada bawaal hai ... khopdi ki khaal hai ... bheje ki dhaal hai ... agar mil gaye toh kamaal hai ... aur nahi mile toh zindagi bhar ka malaal hai

I'm hair ... I'm the biggest thing ... I'm the skin for the skull ... I'm the cover for the brain ... if you have me then it's great ... and if you don't have me then you'll cry for your entire life