Fat, dark skinned, short, bald, no matter how you look ... if you'll love yourself then even the world will love you

An upset girlfriend can return ... a lost government can return ... but the hair once lost can never return

I'm hair ... I'm the biggest thing ... I'm the skin for the skull ... I'm the cover for the brain ... if you have me then it's great ... and if you don't have me then you'll cry for your entire life

If a dog bites you then you have to get 14 injections ... but if your own dog bites you then you have to get 28 injections