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# 1481
Agar main chota kaam karoonga na ... toh chota hi ban kar reh jaonga

If I do small work ... then I will remain small

# 1482
Cigarette aur dost ... dono filter hone chahiye

Cigarette and friends ... both must be filtered

# 1483
Chor ke ghar mein chori karne ko paap nahi kehte

It is not a sin to rob a robbers house

# 1484
Abhe tu driver hai ki screwdriver hai?

Are you a driver or a screwdriver?

# 1485
Raat ki samasya ... insaan ko raat ko hi suljhani chahiye

The problems of night ... must be solved in the night itself

# 1486
Burger mein tikki rakhne se woh hamburger nahi ban jaata ... tikki burger hi rehta hai

By keeping a vegetable patty in a burger is doesn't become a hamburger ... it remains as a vegetable burger

# 1487
Aye Brian Lara ... chal ho ja nau do gyarah

Hey you Brian Lara ... go away from here

# 1488
Aye hit film ke flop hero log

Hey you flop heroes of a hit film

# 1489
Abhe shamshaan ke bhuje huye koile

Hey you, burnt coal from the mortuary

# 1490
Tip baad mein dena toh ek rivaaz hai ... pehle dena achchi service ki guarantee hai

It is customary to tip at the end ... but giving it first is a guarantee for good service

# 1491
Superman ko hoti na agar itni zimmedaari ... chaddi utaarke kab ki phenkh chuka hota apni

If Superman had so many responsibilities ... then long back he would have removed and thrown away his underwear

# 1492
Maut bhi unse itna hi darti hai ... jitna film industry piracy se

Even death is so scared of him ... as much as the film industry is scared of piracy

# 1493
Bahut dhundne ka baad malum hua ki jeevan mein mithaas sirf do hi jagah hai ... ek mithaai waale ke yahan, doosri tumhari awaaz

After searching for a long time I came to realize that in life sweetness can come only from two places ... one from a sweet shop and other from your voice

# 1494
Good news ke liye timing aur lighting dono perfect chahiye

For good news you should have perfect timing and lighting

# 1495
Joh khud mirchi ho unhe mirchi nahi lagti

One who is spice does not feel spicy

# 1496
Apna toh seedha hisaab hai ... pati toh pati, varna rakhi ready

I have a straight approach ... either she falls for me, or else I'll make her my sister

# 1497
Kam kapde pehenna tujhe pasand hai ... aur teri is ada pe marna hum mein pasand hai

You like wearing less clothes .... and I love this style of yours

# 1498
Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat

Hey you pack the airplane ... we have to sit in the luggage and go quickly

# 1499
Oye Miss Universe-(sity)

Hey you Miss Universe-(sity)

# 1500
Kauve ne cheel ka chuma liya ... aur cheel ne chuhe ka bachcha pehda kiya

A crow kissed a vulture ... and the vulture gave birth to a mouse's child

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