Aaj kal maar se nahi, maal se kaam chalta hai

Agar main chota kaam karoonga na ... toh chota hi ban kar reh jaonga

Cigarette aur dost ... dono filter hone chahiye

Chor ke ghar mein chori karne ko paap nahi kehte

Abhe tu driver hai ki screwdriver hai?

Raat ki samasya ... insaan ko raat ko hi suljhani chahiye

Burger mein tikki rakhne se woh hamburger nahi ban jaata ... tikki burger hi rehta hai

Aye Brian Lara ... chal ho ja nau do gyarah

Aye hit film ke flop hero log

Abhe shamshaan ke bhuje huye koile

Superman ko hoti na agar itni zimmedaari ... chaddi utaarke kab ki phenkh chuka hota apni

Maut bhi unse itna hi darti hai ... jitna film industry piracy se

Bahut dhundne ka baad malum hua ki jeevan mein mithaas sirf do hi jagah hai ... ek mithaai waale ke yahan, doosri tumhari awaaz

Good news ke liye timing aur lighting dono perfect chahiye

Joh khud mirchi ho unhe mirchi nahi lagti

Apna toh seedha hisaab hai ... pati toh pati, varna rakhi ready

Kam kapde pehenna tujhe pasand hai ... aur teri is ada pe marna hum mein pasand hai

Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat

Oye Miss Universe-(sity)

Kauve ne cheel ka chuma liya ... aur cheel ne chuhe ka bachcha pehda kiya