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# 1481

Agar main chota kaam karoonga na ... toh chota hi ban kar reh jaonga


If I do small work ... then I will remain small

# 1482

Cigarette aur dost ... dono filter hone chahiye


Cigarette and friends ... both must be filtered

# 1483

Chor ke ghar mein chori karne ko paap nahi kehte


It is not a sin to rob a robbers house

# 1484

Abhe tu driver hai ki screwdriver hai?


Are you a driver or a screwdriver?

# 1485

Raat ki samasya ... insaan ko raat ko hi suljhani chahiye


The problems of night ... must be solved in the night itself

# 1486

Burger mein tikki rakhne se woh hamburger nahi ban jaata ... tikki burger hi rehta hai


By keeping a vegetable patty in a burger is doesn't become a hamburger ... it remains as a vegetable burger

# 1487

Aye Brian Lara ... chal ho ja nau do gyarah


Hey you Brian Lara ... go away from here

# 1488

Aye hit film ke flop hero log


Hey you flop heroes of a hit film

# 1489

Abhe shamshaan ke bhuje huye koile


Hey you, burnt coal from the mortuary

# 1490

Tip baad mein dena toh ek rivaaz hai ... pehle dena achchi service ki guarantee hai


It is customary to tip at the end ... but giving it first is a guarantee for good service

# 1491

Superman ko hoti na agar itni zimmedaari ... chaddi utaarke kab ki phenkh chuka hota apni


If Superman had so many responsibilities ... then long back he would have removed and thrown away his underwear

# 1492

Maut bhi unse itna hi darti hai ... jitna film industry piracy se


Even death is so scared of him ... as much as the film industry is scared of piracy

# 1493

Bahut dhundne ka baad malum hua ki jeevan mein mithaas sirf do hi jagah hai ... ek mithaai waale ke yahan, doosri tumhari awaaz


After searching for a long time I came to realize that in life sweetness can come only from two places ... one from a sweet shop and other from your voice

# 1494

Good news ke liye timing aur lighting dono perfect chahiye


For good news you should have perfect timing and lighting

# 1495

Joh khud mirchi ho unhe mirchi nahi lagti


One who is spice does not feel spicy

# 1496

Apna toh seedha hisaab hai ... pati toh pati, varna rakhi ready


I have a straight approach ... either she falls for me, or else I'll make her my sister

# 1497

Kam kapde pehenna tujhe pasand hai ... aur teri is ada pe marna hum mein pasand hai


You like wearing less clothes .... and I love this style of yours

# 1498

Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat


Hey you pack the airplane ... we have to sit in the luggage and go quickly

# 1499

Oye Miss Universe-(sity)


Hey you Miss Universe-(sity)

# 1500

Kauve ne cheel ka chuma liya ... aur cheel ne chuhe ka bachcha pehda kiya


A crow kissed a vulture ... and the vulture gave birth to a mouse's child

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