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# 1541

Aapki kalai ka naap le raha tha ... hathkadi ka order dene ke liye

I was measuring your wrist ... to order for handcuffs

Gopi Kishan

Sunil Shetty

Comedy
18
# 1542

Kaun kehta hai ki aasmaan mein surakh ho nahin sakta ... ek patthar toh tabiyat se unchalo yaaron

Who says you can't make a hole in the sky ... my friend at least throw a stone properly

Saheb Biwi Aur Gangster Returns

Mahie Gill

Comedy
18
# 1543

Saanp aur imaandar aadmi dono ek saath mil jaye ... toh pehle imaandar aadmi ko maar daalo

If you come across a snake and a honest person together ... then kill the honest person first

Swarg

Paresh Rawal

Animals & Birds•Truth & Honesty•Comedy
Play Video
18
# 1544

Galati toh galati se hoti hai na?

A mistake is committed by a mistake?

Mujhse Shaadi Karogi

Salman Khan

Comedy
Play Video
18
# 1545

Do harami ek jaisa kaise sooch lete hain?

How can two bastards think alike?

Karma

Anil Kapoor

Comedy•Adult
18
# 1546

Ghajini ki aulad!

You son of Ghajini!

De Dana Dan

Archana Puran Singh

Comedy
18
# 1547

Apni chaukhat ka diya ... giving light to neighbor's house

The lamp on my doorstep ... is giving light to my neighbor's house

Swades

Daya Shankar Pandey

Comedy
18
# 1548

Topi rakho ... kissi aur ko pehnana

Keep your cap ... put it on someone else

Band Baaja Baaraat

Ranveer Singh

Comedy
Play Video
18
# 1549

Shit bhi bolti hai toh lagta hai FM baj gaya

It sounds like FM is playing even if she says shit

Band Baaja Baaraat

Ranveer Singh

Comedy•Music
18
# 1550

Acha hai, acha hai ... lekin bina pant ka kachha hai

It's good, it's good ... but it's like an underwear without a pant

Coolie No. 1 (2020)

Varun Dhawan

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
17
# 1551

(Kya hai aapki age?) - Main beete huye kal se ek din badi hoon ... aur aane wale kal se ek din choti hoon ... now you do the math

(What's your age?) - I'm one day elder than yesterday ... and one day younger than tomorrow ... now you do the math

Shakuntala Devi

Vidya Balan

Comedy
17
# 1552

Lips hai tere laal, kaale hai tere baal ... pehla aaya Anna, baad mein Kejriwal

Your lips are red and your hair is black ... first came Anna Hazare and then came Arvind Kejriwal

Bank Chor

Unknown

Comedy•Politics
Play Video
17
# 1553

Banne chale the hum Shikari Shambu ... ab ghusenge bade bade bambu

We wanted to become Shambu the great hunter ... but now big sticks will enter our rear end

Great Grand Masti

Aftab Shivdasani

Comedy
17
# 1554

Pehle bath phir saath ... hum aur tum din raat, din raat, din raat

First take a bath then we will be together ... you and me day and night, day and night, day and night

Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy
17
# 1555

Kapdon se izzatdar ... karamon se kaatilon ke pehredar ... police station chaloge mere sarkar?

You're respectful by the clothes you wear ... you're a guard of killers by deeds ... Sir will you come to the police station?

Ek Tha Raja

Sunil Shetty

Clothes & Shoes•Police•Comedy
17
# 1556

Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki ... pehle cushions aaye, phir curtains aaye ... phir cushions curtains se match nahi kiye toh aur cushions aaye ... saale mug itne hai mere yahan ki unhe bechne jaon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Bloody their shopping never ends ... first the cushions came, then the curtains came ... then the cushions did not match the curtains so more cushions came ... bloody I have so many mugs at my place that if I go to sell them then it will cover a full month's expenses

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Kartik Aaryan

Comedy
17
# 1557

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!

Hey you weak heartened pigeon ... you wicked person of a stable!

Koyla

Johnny Lever

Animals & Birds•Rowdyism•Comedy
17
# 1558

Dhoodh ka mazaa tab aata hai jab us mein ho elaichi, badam aur pista ... jab dil se dil mil jaate hai toh ban jaata hai bhai behen ka rishta

You enjoy milk when it has green cardamom, almonds and pistachios ... when a heart connects with a heart then a relationship of brother and sister is formed

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
17
# 1559

Iodex lagane se theek hoti hai moch, B-Tex lagane se theek hoti hai khujli ... dil lagane nikle joh pati, usse maarke current gira deti hai bijli

A sprain can be cured by applying Iodex (ointment), itching can be cured by applying B-Tex (cream) ... the husband who tries to flirt, will fall down with a current from the electricity

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Shayari•Husband & Wife•Comedy
17
# 1560

Ladki ho ya cigarette ... tereko dono phokat mein lene ki aadat padh gayi hai

Be it a girl or a cigarette ... you have been habituated to take both for free

Traffic Signal

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
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