Apna desh phir bhi apna desh hota hai ... aur apna khana, apna khana hota hai

Dimaag? ... mutton ki dukaan pe batees rupaiy kilo bikta hai bheja

Aapki kalai ka naap le raha tha ... hathkadi ka order dene ke liye

Kaun kehta hai ki aasmaan mein surakh ho nahin sakta ... ek patthar toh tabiyat se unchalo yaaron

Saanp aur imaandar aadmi dono ek saath mil jaye ... toh pehle imaandar aadmi ko maar daalo

Galati toh galati se hoti hai na?

Do harami ek jaisa kaise sooch lete hain?

Ghajini ki aulad!

Topi rakho ... kissi aur ko pehnana

Shit bhi bolti hai toh lagta hai FM baj gaya

Acha hai, acha hai ... lekin bina pant ka kachha hai

(Kya hai aapki age?) - Main beete huye kal se ek din badi hoon ... aur aane wale kal se ek din choti hoon ... now you do the math

Lips hai tere laal, kaale hai tere baal ... pehla aaya Anna, baad mein Kejriwal

Banne chale the hum Shikari Shambu ... ab ghusenge bade bade bambu

Pehle bath phir saath ... hum aur tum din raat, din raat, din raat

Kapdon se izzatdar ... karamon se kaatilon ke pehredar ... police station chaloge mere sarkar?

Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki ... pehle cushions aaye, phir curtains aaye ... phir cushions curtains se match nahi kiye toh aur cushions aaye ... saale mug itne hai mere yahan ki unhe bechne jaon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!

Dhoodh ka mazaa tab aata hai jab us mein ho elaichi, badam aur pista ... jab dil se dil mil jaate hai toh ban jaata hai bhai behen ka rishta

Iodex lagane se theek hoti hai moch, B-Tex lagane se theek hoti hai khujli ... dil lagane nikle joh pati, usse maarke current gira deti hai bijli