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# 1541

Joh khud mirchi ho unhe mirchi nahi lagti


One who is spice does not feel spicy

# 1542

Apna toh seedha hisaab hai ... pati toh pati, varna rakhi ready


I have a straight approach ... either she falls for me, or else I'll make her my sister

# 1543

Woh aaye ward mein hamare Sahil ki harkat hai ... kabhi hum unke plaster ko, kabhi apni pattiyon ko dekhte hain


He came to the ward because of Sahil ... sometimes I see his plaster, sometimes I see my bandages

# 1544

Kam kapde pehenna tujhe pasand hai ... aur teri is ada pe marna hum mein pasand hai


You like wearing less clothes .... and I love this style of yours

# 1545

Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat


Hey you pack the airplane ... we have to sit in the luggage and go quickly

# 1546

Aaj ke baad mein fruit nahin khaoonga ... sirf dry fruit khaoonga


From today I won't eat fruits ... I will only eat dry fruits

# 1547

Chanda ho ya Paro ... har ladki pe chance maro


Be it Chanda or Paro ... hit on every girl

# 1548

Dholak toh hijre bajate hain ... aur jab mard bajane par aata hai ... toh dunka bajata hai


Tabor is played by eunuchs ... when a man comes to play ... he plays the drums

# 1549

Saala, pehli mein chokri legaya ... doosri mein naukri


Bloody, in the first (film) he took the girl ... in the second job

# 1550

Kidhar aap up in the sky so high ... kidhar woh zameen pe pada jinga fry


You're up in the sky so high ... and he's like a fried prawn laying on the ground

# 1551

Kuch combinations hai na itna kamina kisam ka hota hai ... alag alag mazedaar ... lekin saath mein na phata-phatti ... magic sa ho jaata hai


Some combinations are so deadly ... they're fun when they're separate ... but they're just great when they come together ... it's like magic

# 1552

Banne chale the hum Shikari Shambu ... ab ghusenge bade bade bambu


We wanted to become Shambu the great hunter ... but now big sticks will enter our rear end

# 1553

Biwi ko achcha khana pakana aur achcha gaana toh zaroor aana chahiye


A wife should definitely know how to cook well and how to sing well

# 1554

Woh item number ka guitar thi, main sufi gaane ka ek tara ... boss woh star thi aur mera toh tara hi doob gaya tha


She was a guitar of a hot song, and I was a note of a poetic song ... boss she was a star and my star had drowned

# 1555

Baimaani hi tikau shaadi shuda jeevan ki chaabi hai


Lying is the key to a stable married life

# 1556

Lagta hai iske style ki maa bahen ho chuki hai


Looks like his style has got screwed

# 1557

Jab audio ki vajah se video chalta hai ... usko picture kaise bula sakte hai ... it is not picture, it is mixture


When a video runs based on it's audio ... then how can you call it a picture ... it's not a picture, it's a mixture

# 1558

Kis kis ko yaad ki jiye, kis kis ko royiye ... aaram badi cheez hai, mooh dhakke soyiye


Who all to remember, who all to cry for ... resting is a big thing, cover your face and sleep

# 1559

Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthani, kharcha rupaiya


This world is round and there is a hole in it, money has value and everything else is a catch ... if your income is zero then your wife will hit you ... there is a big problem that the car of life is in a whirlpool ... because the income is 50 Paise and expenses are 1 Rupee

# 1560

Kahiye kahan se aana hua ... chehra toh hai pehchana hua


So tell me where have you come from ... I think I've seen your face

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