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# 881
Tumhara ishq, ishq ... aur humara ishq, sex
Your love is love ... and my love is sex

Ishqiya

Arshad Warsi

Comedy•Adult
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# 882
Jab tak sooraj chaand rahega ... Munna Circuit ka naam rahega
Until there is sun and moon ... Munna's and Circuit's name will be there

Lage Raho Munna Bhai

Unknown

Comedy•World & Universe
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# 883
Tere body ki dish purani hai ... par channel tanne jawani waale chahiye
The dish of your body is old ... but you want channels of the young generation on it

Sultan

Salman Khan

Comedy•Technology & Science
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# 884
Yeh phool nahi mere dil ka lahu hai ... aur Daddy yeh dushman nahi, tumhari hone waali bahu hai
This is the blood of my heart, not a flower ... and Dad she is your daughter-in-law to be, not your enemy

Ishq

Ajay Devgan

Shayari•Comedy•Family
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# 885
Jab shaadi ko kuch saal ho jaate hai na ... toh usse chalane ke liye do ki nahi, teen ki zaroorat hoti hai
When a marriage gets a few years old ... then to run it you don't need two people, you need three

Jism

Gulshan Grover

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
39
# 886
Hota hai, chalta hai, duniya hai
It happens, its OK, its the world

Khalnayak

Pramod Moutho

Comedy•World & Universe
39
# 887
Physically maro line toh tabhiyat ekdum fine
When you hit on someone physically then health becomes perfectly fine

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Comedy
39
# 888
Rishteydari ki keemat toh chukani hi padti hai is desh mein
One has to pay the price of relations in this country

Dhadkan

Parmeet Sethi

Comedy
39
# 889
Pyar mein toh budha bhi jawaan lagta hai ... ladki Shirin aur ladka Farhad lagta hai
In love even an old man looks young ... girl looks like Shirin and boy looks like Farhad

Karz

Pran

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
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# 890
Abhe oye kangaal bank se bhaagi hui jhooti chavani
A you untrusted quarter of an empty bank

Loha

Govinda

Rowdyism•Money•Comedy
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# 891
Actor kya hai? ... director ke haath ki kathputli
What is an actor? ... a puppet in the hands of the director

Chupke Chupke

Dharmendra

Comedy
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# 892
Tu coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai!
You are a porter a porter a porter a porter!

Coolie No. 1 (1995)

Kader Khan

Comedy
39
# 893
Yahan par garmi bahut zyada hai ... main apni AC BC DC car mein jaakar beheta hoon
It is very hot here ... I'll go and sit in my AC BC DC car

Coolie No. 1 (1995)

Govinda

Transportation•Comedy•Weather
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# 894
Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai
A man becomes a ghost after he dies ... but a woman, remains a bitch before and after death

Tanu Weds Manu

Deepak Dobriyal

Men•Women•Comedy
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# 895
Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi
If you touch me again, then I will cut your hand and push it in such a place ... that for lifetime you will have to eat from your mouth ... and remove also

Masti

Ajay Devgan

Adult•Comedy•Life
39
# 896
Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega
When a child does not sleep, then the mom says ... sleep sleep sleep otherwise Gogo will come

Andaz Apna Apna

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Parents
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# 897
Ragad ragad ke saaf karo ... mere haathon ko maaf karo
Scrub scrub and clean it ... please forgive my hands

Ghajini

Asin Thottumkal

Comedy
39
# 898
Aao Vijay, baitho aur hamare saath ek scotch piyo ... hum tumhe kha tohdi jaayenge ... vaise bhi hum vegetarian hai
Come Vijay, sit and have a scotch with me ... I won't eat you ... by the way I am a vegetarian

Zanjeer (1973)

Ajit Khan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
39
# 899
Shakal se shaadi-shuda aur harkaton se divorcee lagte ho
You look married from your face but your actions are that of a divorcee

De De Pyaar De

Rakul Preet Singh

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
38
# 900
Iski pehli line aafat thi ... lekin last line mein rahat thi
His first line was a disaster ... but there was peace in his last line

Judwaa 2

Varun Dhawan

Comedy
38
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