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# 881

Tumhara ishq, ishq ... aur humara ishq, sex


Your love is love ... and my love is sex

# 882

Jab tak sooraj chaand rahega ... Munna Circuit ka naam rahega


Until there is sun and moon ... Munna's and Circuit's name will be there

# 883

Tere body ki dish purani hai ... par channel tanne jawani waale chahiye


The dish of your body is old ... but you want channels of the young generation on it

# 884

Yeh phool nahi mere dil ka lahu hai ... aur Daddy yeh dushman nahi, tumhari hone waali bahu hai


This is the blood of my heart, not a flower ... and Dad she is your daughter-in-law to be, not your enemy

# 885

Jab shaadi ko kuch saal ho jaate hai na ... toh usse chalane ke liye do ki nahi, teen ki zaroorat hoti hai


When a marriage gets a few years old ... then to run it you don't need two people, you need three

# 886

Hota hai, chalta hai, duniya hai


It happens, its OK, its the world

# 887

Physically maro line toh tabhiyat ekdum fine


When you hit on someone physically then health becomes perfectly fine

# 888

Rishteydari ki keemat toh chukani hi padti hai is desh mein


One has to pay the price of relations in this country

# 889

Pyar mein toh budha bhi jawaan lagta hai ... ladki Shirin aur ladka Farhad lagta hai


In love even an old man looks young ... girl looks like Shirin and boy looks like Farhad

# 890

Abhe oye kangaal bank se bhaagi hui jhooti chavani


A you untrusted quarter of an empty bank

# 891

Actor kya hai? ... director ke haath ki kathputli


What is an actor? ... a puppet in the hands of the director

# 892

Tu coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai!


You are a porter a porter a porter a porter!

# 893

Yahan par garmi bahut zyada hai ... main apni AC BC DC car mein jaakar beheta hoon


It is very hot here ... I'll go and sit in my AC BC DC car

# 894

Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai


A man becomes a ghost after he dies ... but a woman, remains a bitch before and after death

# 895

Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi


If you touch me again, then I will cut your hand and push it in such a place ... that for lifetime you will have to eat from your mouth ... and remove also

# 896

Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega


When a child does not sleep, then the mom says ... sleep sleep sleep otherwise Gogo will come

# 897

Ragad ragad ke saaf karo ... mere haathon ko maaf karo


Scrub scrub and clean it ... please forgive my hands

# 898

Shakal se shaadi-shuda aur harkaton se divorcee lagte ho


You look married from your face but your actions are that of a divorcee

# 899

Iski pehli line aafat thi ... lekin last line mein rahat thi


His first line was a disaster ... but there was peace in his last line

# 900

Earth ki toh lul hi baji hui hai


Earth has become very disappointing

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