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# 881

Tumhara ishq, ishq ... aur humara ishq, sex

Your love is love ... and my love is sex

Ishqiya

Arshad Warsi

Comedy•Adult
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# 882

Jab tak sooraj chaand rahega ... Munna Circuit ka naam rahega

Until there is sun and moon ... Munna's and Circuit's name will be there

Lage Raho Munna Bhai

Unknown

Comedy•World & Universe
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# 883

Tere body ki dish purani hai ... par channel tanne jawani waale chahiye

The dish of your body is old ... but you want channels of the young generation on it

Sultan

Salman Khan

Comedy•Technology & Science
39
# 884

Yeh phool nahi mere dil ka lahu hai ... aur Daddy yeh dushman nahi, tumhari hone waali bahu hai

This is the blood of my heart, not a flower ... and Dad she is your daughter-in-law to be, not your enemy

Ishq

Ajay Devgan

Shayari•Comedy•Family
39
# 885

Jab shaadi ko kuch saal ho jaate hai na ... toh usse chalane ke liye do ki nahi, teen ki zaroorat hoti hai

When a marriage gets a few years old ... then to run it you don't need two people, you need three

Jism

Gulshan Grover

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
39
# 886

Hota hai, chalta hai, duniya hai

It happens, its OK, its the world

Khalnayak

Pramod Moutho

Comedy•World & Universe
39
# 887

Physically maro line toh tabhiyat ekdum fine

When you hit on someone physically then health becomes perfectly fine

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Comedy
39
# 888

Rishteydari ki keemat toh chukani hi padti hai is desh mein

One has to pay the price of relations in this country

Dhadkan

Parmeet Sethi

Comedy
39
# 889

Pyar mein toh budha bhi jawaan lagta hai ... ladki Shirin aur ladka Farhad lagta hai

In love even an old man looks young ... girl looks like Shirin and boy looks like Farhad

Karz

Pran

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
39
# 890

Abhe oye kangaal bank se bhaagi hui jhooti chavani

A you untrusted quarter of an empty bank

Loha

Govinda

Rowdyism•Money•Comedy
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# 891

Actor kya hai? ... director ke haath ki kathputli

What is an actor? ... a puppet in the hands of the director

Chupke Chupke

Dharmendra

Comedy
Play Video
39
# 892

Tu coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai!

You are a porter a porter a porter a porter!

Coolie No. 1 (1995)

Kader Khan

Comedy
39
# 893

Yahan par garmi bahut zyada hai ... main apni AC BC DC car mein jaakar beheta hoon

It is very hot here ... I'll go and sit in my AC BC DC car

Coolie No. 1 (1995)

Govinda

Transportation•Comedy•Weather
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# 894

Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai

A man becomes a ghost after he dies ... but a woman, remains a bitch before and after death

Tanu Weds Manu

Deepak Dobriyal

Men•Women•Comedy
39
# 895

Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi

If you touch me again, then I will cut your hand and push it in such a place ... that for lifetime you will have to eat from your mouth ... and remove also

Masti

Ajay Devgan

Adult•Comedy•Life
39
# 896

Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega

When a child does not sleep, then the mom says ... sleep sleep sleep otherwise Gogo will come

Andaz Apna Apna

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Parents
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39
# 897

Ragad ragad ke saaf karo ... mere haathon ko maaf karo

Scrub scrub and clean it ... please forgive my hands

Ghajini

Asin Thottumkal

Comedy
39
# 898

Shakal se shaadi-shuda aur harkaton se divorcee lagte ho

You look married from your face but your actions are that of a divorcee

De De Pyaar De

Rakul Preet Singh

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
38
# 899

Iski pehli line aafat thi ... lekin last line mein rahat thi

His first line was a disaster ... but there was peace in his last line

Judwaa 2

Varun Dhawan

Comedy
38
# 900

Earth ki toh lul hi baji hui hai

Earth has become very disappointing

PK

Aamir Khan

World & Universe•Comedy
38
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