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# 881

Hota hai, chalta hai, duniya hai

It happens, its OK, its the world

Khalnayak

Pramod Moutho

Comedy•World & Universe
37
# 882

What Raniji can't ... I can!

What Raniji can't ... I can!

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Ali Zafar

Comedy
37
# 883

Apne dil ke detergent se saare gile shikve saaf kar dijiye

Wipe all the complaints using the detergent of your heart

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Comedy
37
# 884

Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai

A man becomes a ghost after he dies ... but a woman, remains a bitch before and after death

Tanu Weds Manu

Deepak Dobriyal

Men•Women•Comedy
37
# 885

Main Teja hoon kyun ki mera naam bhi Teja hain

I am Teja because my name is also Teja

Andaz Apna Apna

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
Play Video
37
# 886

Bhai mat bol ... emotional ho jaata hoon main

Don't call me brother ... I get emotional

Bluffmaster

Nana Patekar

Rowdyism•Sadness•Comedy
Play Video
37
# 887

Jab tak sooraj chaand rahega ... Munna Circuit ka naam rahega

Until there is sun and moon ... Munna's and Circuit's name will be there

Lage Raho Munna Bhai

Unknown

Comedy•World & Universe
Play Video
37
# 888

Shakal se shaadi-shuda aur harkaton se divorcee lagte ho

You look married from your face but your actions are that of a divorcee

De De Pyaar De

Rakul Preet Singh

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
36
# 889

Jis tarah dehle ke pehle nehla aata hai ... vaise hi guru ke pehle chela aata hai

Like 9 comes before 10 ... just like that a pupil comes before his teacher

Golmaal Again

Sanjay Mishra

Comedy
36
# 890

Pehle line mein honesty ... doosre line mein molesty

Honesty in the first line ... and molesty in the second line

Judwaa 2

Varun Dhawan

Truth & Honesty•Comedy
36
# 891

Tere body ki dish purani hai ... par channel tanne jawani waale chahiye

The dish of your body is old ... but you want channels of the young generation on it

Sultan

Salman Khan

Comedy•Technology & Science
36
# 892

Apun kutte ki woh dum hai joh barah baras nalli mein daalke rakho ... nalli tedhi ho jayegi ... apun seedha nahi hoga

I am a dog's tail which even if you keep in a tube for 12 years ... the tube will get curled ... but I won't become straight

Laawaris (1981)

Amitabh Bachchan

Animals & Birds•Comedy
36
# 893

Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaag computer se tezz chale hai ... par tera dimaag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi zyada tezz chale hai

The mind of Chacha Chaudhary runs faster than a computer ... but your mind runs faster than that of Chacha Chaudhary

Dishkiyaoon

Sunny Deol

Comedy•Technology & Science
36
# 894

Kya khadi baatein banati hai ... khuda ka khauf kar, kyun aag is ghar mein lagati hai ... zara soorat toh dekh apni, tujhe Raanjha satayega ... tu jis raste se guzregi, woh us raste na jayega

Don't stand and lie ... why are you starting a fire in this house, be scared of God ... have you seen your face, why will Raanjha trouble you ... infact the path that you take, he won't come on that path

Heer Raanjha

Unknown

Comedy•Poem
36
# 895

Yaad mein nasha karta hoon aur nashe mein yaad karta hoon

I drink when I remember you and I remember you when I am drunk

Guide

Dev Anand

Food & Drinks•Comedy
36
# 896

Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye

I want a truly shrewd, bitchy and smart wife

Ready

Salman Khan

Husband & Wife•Comedy
Play Video
36
# 897

Tu hamesha correct baat bol deti hai jaaneman

Oh my love you always say the correct thing

Love Aaj Kal (2009)

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy
Play Video
36
# 898

Ho jeb mein jab sirf pachaas dollar ... pooche kyun sawaal aaise uthake collar ... jode hai humne paise gin gin ... ho sadaa pyara motel "Happy Inn"

When you only have 50 dollars in your pocket ... then why do you raise your collar and ask a question ... we have collected money bit by bit ... and hence we'll go to our loveable motel "Happy Inn"

Anjaana Anjaani

Ranbir Kapoor

Poem•Money•Comedy
36
# 899

Samundar ki machli, ladki ka dil aur currency note pe kisi ka naam nahi likha hota ... jiske haath lagi us hi ki sagi

A fish in the sea, a girls heart and a currency note does not have a name written on it ... it belongs to the person who has it

Blue

Sanjay Dutt

Money•Comedy
36
# 900

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace

Grand Masti

Vivek Oberoi

Husband & Wife•Adult•Comedy
Play Video
36
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