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Release Year - 2014
# 1
Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai
When a pigeon's name can be Masakali ... staying on the ground a horse's name can be Badal (cloud) ... a man's name can be Mahela Jayawardene ... then why can't his name be Entertainment
# 2
Waqt ka pata nahi chalta hai apno ke saath ... lekin apno ka pata chal jaata hai waqt ke saath
We don't come to know about time when we are with our dear ones ... but we come to know about our dear ones with time
# 3
Abhe mobile tower bulaya tha ... yeh sim card kahan se aa gaya
I had called for a mobile tower ... where did this sim card come from
# 4
Ab yeh slumdog ... millionaire ban gaya!
Now this slumdog ... has become a millionaire!
# 5
Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan
Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan
# 6
Is shehar mein achcha vakil kanoon jaanta hai ... aur bahut achcha vakil judge ko jaanta hai
In this city a good lawyer knows the law ... and a very good lawyer knows the judge
# 7
Main paison ka aaisa multiplication karoonga ... ki dekhte dekhte aapke chehre pe joh smile hai uska subtraction ho jayega ... aapke dimaag ka division ho jayega ... aur meri zindagi mein aapki beti ka addition ho jayega
I will do such a multiplication of money ... that looking at that the smile on your face will get subtracted ... your mind will get divided ... and your daughter will get added into my life
# 8
Main toh apna blood samjha tha ... tu toh blood cancer nikla
I used to think you were my own blood ... but you turned out to be blood cancer
# 9
God samajhta main aapko ... magar aap toh godzilla nikle
I used to think you were god ... but you turned out to be godzilla
# 10
Isse kehte hai mast chick ... one piece item in two piece bikini
This is called a great chick ... one piece of beauty in two piece bikini
# 11
Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta ... jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta ... jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta
When I drink one peg, then I don't listen to anyones father ... when I drink two pegs, then I don't even listen to myself ... when I drink three pegs, then no one listens to me
# 12
Tere mein woh khami hai joh ek amir aadmi bhi khareed nahi sakta ... (kya?) ... gareebi!
You have something that even a rich person can't buy ... (what?) ... poverty!
# 13
Meri beti ki liye mujhe woh patti chahiye joh sympathy nahi ... mujhe sampatti lakar de
For my daughter I need a husband that gets me wealth ... and not sympathy
# 14
Hum do jism ek jaan hai ... unhi se mera savera, meri har ek shyam hai ... unhi ke charano mein mere charon dhaam hai
We are two bodies but one soul ... my every morning and evening is with him ... and my four pilgrimage sites are under his feet
# 15
Wah Bharatiya naari ... mann mein lajja, tann pe saree
How great is an Indian woman ... she has shyness in her heart, and a saree on her body
# 16
Maathe pe bindiya, aankhon mein kajal ... yeh hoti hai ladki pagal
The one who has a bindi on her forehead, and eyeliner in her eyes ... my crazy friend, that is called a girl
# 17
Ghar ghar ki kahani vulgar ki rani ho gayi hai
The story of every house has now become the queen of vulgar
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