When a pigeon's name can be Masakali ... staying on the ground a horse's name can be Badal (cloud) ... a man's name can be Mahela Jayawardene ... then why can't his name be Entertainment

We don't come to know about time when we are with our dear ones ... but we come to know about our dear ones with time

I had called for a mobile tower ... where did this sim card come from

Now this slumdog ... has become a millionaire!

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

I will do such a multiplication of money ... that looking at that the smile on your face will get subtracted ... your mind will get divided ... and your daughter will get added into my life

In this city a good lawyer knows the law ... and a very good lawyer knows the judge

I used to think you were god ... but you turned out to be godzilla

I used to think you were my own blood ... but you turned out to be blood cancer

This is called a great chick ... one piece of beauty in two piece bikini

When I drink one peg, then I don't listen to anyones father ... when I drink two pegs, then I don't even listen to myself ... when I drink three pegs, then no one listens to me

You have something that even a rich person can't buy ... (what?) ... poverty!

We are two bodies but one soul ... my every morning and evening is with him ... and my four pilgrimage sites are under his feet

For my daughter I need a husband that gets me wealth ... and not sympathy

How great is an Indian woman ... she has shyness in her heart, and a saree on her body

The one who has a bindi on her forehead, and eyeliner in her eyes ... my crazy friend, that is called a girl

The story of every house has now become the queen of vulgar