Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen ... hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai
Aaj tu mujhe dekh lega na ... toh 100 times I love you bolega
Kiss na badi kutti cheez hoti hai ... kahin se bhi ghus aati hai
Chance kabhi bhi last nahi ... hamesha second last hota hai
Aaisi maar khayega ... phir kabhi susu na kar payega
Do half mein ek full se zyada milta hai
Soocho main idea hoti aur tum technology ... hamari patang kya mast udhti na
Kamina mere haath aa jaata na ... keema bana deti uska
Love vagehra ka khayali pulav maine taste karke pakakar chod diya hai
Mann ki guarantee, pyar ki guarantee, kaam bhi ki guarantee ... guarantee card ke saath paida hona chahiye tha
Body ka kya hai ... aaj dubli kal moti ... thinking mein-hich honi chahiye na beauty
Main lifetime guarantee deti hoon
Burger mein tikki rakhne se woh hamburger nahi ban jaata ... tikki burger hi rehta hai
Saamne koi bhi ho ... main toh bas maar doongi
(Tum ladkiyon ka samajh mein nahi aata mujhe) ... Ladkiyon ka samajh nahi aata kyun ki ladkiyon ko samjha nahi jaata
Jaan na pehchaan ... free ki santaan
Mera dhyay ekdum saral ... saamne wale ko maat dena
Woh joh matki phodne ka khel hota hai na ... matki phodta toh ek hi hai ... lekin usse us oonchai tak pahunchane wale bahut kandhe hote hai ... mukaam saamne dikhta hai ... aise mein bedhadak chalaang lagani chahiye ... phisalkar gir padhe toh wohi kandhe sambhal lenge ... lekin agar matki tak pahunche aur phod dali ... toh itihaas rach doge
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