Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

Bhai mat bol ... emotional ho jaata hoon main

Kaise lootna hai trick us mein nahi hai ... kisse lootna hai woh trick hai

Hamare dhande mein na bandook chalti hai, na bomb, na chaku ... chalta hai toh sirf ek hi cheez ... dimaag ... aur woh hamesha hamare saath rehta hai, loaded

Paanch dus pandrah crore paise ki koi fikar nahi hai ... image ... image ka falooda kar diya, vaat lagayi tune

Aye chal aye Preity ... Zinta ho ja yahan se chal

Duniya mein sabse zyada respect karta hoon main apni ... aarti utaarta hoon roz khud ki

Trailer aksar achcha hota hai ... film bakwas nikalti hai

Jab se tumhe dekha hai aankhen band ho ya khuli ... sirf tumhara chera nazar aata hai

Main ladies log ke saath shopping nahi karta hai, pata hai kyun? ... bhav tol bahut karte hai

Goli woh chalate hai joh dimag nahi chalate

Aaise kaamo mein dimaag kisi aur ka lagta hai, haath kisi aur ka ... aur vaat tere jaiso ka

Saale teri aankhen bahut bolti hai ... gaali de rahi hai