Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle

The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water

Joh bhabhiyon se kare pyar ... woh shaadi se kare hamesha inkaar

The one who loves married women ... he always refuses from getting married

Aap agar Shanaya hai toh main mooli hoon ... aap agar patang hai toh main aapka solar cell hoon ... aap agar saand hai toh main aapki ghanti ki bell hoon

If you're Shanaya then I'm radish ... if you're a kite then I'm your solar cell ... if you're a bull then I'm your bell

Hakuna matata ... mere jeevan mein sirf raas, garba aur batata

I have no problems ... I only have Gujarati folk dance and potatoes in my life