Teachers sirf rules sikhate hai ... lekin winners, winners rules banate hai

Teachers only teach the rules ... but winners, winners make the rules

Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle

The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water

Pyar oonch neech kahan dekhta hai ... pyar SIM card ki tarah hota hai ... aur SIM card mehenge mobile mein, saste mobile mein, har mobile mein barabar fit hota hai

Love doesn't see big and small ... love is like a SIM card ... and a SIM card fits perfectly in an expensive mobile phone, in a cheap mobile phone, in every mobile phone

Is desh mein hum kuch bhi kar sakte hai ... nakli promoters use kar sakte hai ... police ko rishwat de sakte hai ... media ko dhamka sakte hai, logon ko khareed sakte hai, kuch bhi kar sakte hai ... bas ek rule hai ... pakde nahi ja sakte

We can do anything in this country ... we can use fake promoters ... we can give bribe to the police ... we can threaten the media, we can buy people, we can do anything ... but there's only one rule ... we cannot get caught

Tumhare vital stats kya hai?

What are your vital statistics?

Jab pehli baar usse mulaqat hogi ... saari duniya reh jayegi sookhi lekin tere sar par halki halki barsaat hogi

When you'll meet her for the first time ... then the entire world will be dry but there'll be light rain falling on your head

Anushasan sabse zaroori yahi hai ... iske baad kadi mehnat, lagan aur apne aapko sabit karne ki ichcha ... I think agar yeh chaar ghun kisi mein bhi ho toh woh zaroor safal hoga

Discipline is the most important thing ... after that hard work, dedication and the desire to prove yourself ... I think if someone has these four qualities then he will definitely be successful

Isko dekh ke pata chalta hai ki kuch janwar apne hi bachchon ko kyun kha jaate hai

Seeing him, now I know why some animals eat their own children

Happy married life ke liye chote chote jhoot bolne padte hai

You have to say small lies for a happy married life

Aap agar Shanaya hai toh main mooli hoon ... aap agar patang hai toh main aapka solar cell hoon ... aap agar saand hai toh main aapki ghanti ki bell hoon

If you're Shanaya then I'm radish ... if you're a kite then I'm your solar cell ... if you're a bull then I'm your bell

Oye kabhi apne aap ko bhi ghuma diya kar ... please

Sometimes you should also get yourself lost ... please