Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah

He wakes up early everyday like a cock ... then he eats little bit here and there like a crow ... then he eats breakfast like a monkey ... then he runs to the office like a horse ... then he works like a donkey ... then he comes homes and drinks alcohol like a fish ... then he barks on me like a dog ... then he eats dinner like a crocodile ... then after that he spreads his legs and sleeps like a buffalo ... and now look, he's staring at me like an owl

Udta teer backside ghuste bahut baar dekha be ... pehli baar udta backside teer mein ghusega

I've seen a flying arrow enter into one's backside many times ... but for the first time a flying backside will enter into an arrow

Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy ... apne mummy ke saamne wife se pyar se baat karo toh joru ka ghulam ... wife ke saamne mummy se pyar se baat karo toh maa ke pallu se banda hua ... apne bachon ko maaro toh nirdayi ... aur kuch na kaho toh laparwah ... poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara .. ghar ke andar behto toh naakara ... apni Mrs. se job na karao toh shakki ... aur karvao toh biwi ki kamai khane wala ... yehi ladies ko by mistake haath bhi lag jaye toh hum zalim ... aur yehi ladies apunko peete toh hum nalle

It's a tragedy to be a man in today's world ... if you talk with your wife with love in front of your mother, then you're called a wife's slave ... if you talk with your mother with love in front of your wife, then you're called a mama's boy ... if you beat your kids, then you're called a cruel person ... and if you don't say anything to them, then you're called a careless person ... if you stay all day out of the house, then you're called a vagrant person ... and if you sit in the house all day, then you're called a useless person ... if you don't allow your wife to work, then you're called a suspicious person ... and if you allow your wife to work, then you're called a person who lives on his wife's money ... if you happen to even touch a woman by mistake, then you're called an evil person ... and if a woman beats us, then we're called a weak man

Apun toh bolta hai Goa chal ... mast faadu jagah hai ... udhar tikane ka tequila ... disco mein hilane ka patila

Let's go to Goa ... it's a great place ... over there we'll drink tequila ... and we'll shake our leg in the disco

Bhuji ko raakh kehte hai, jali ko aag kehte hai ... jisne tumhe bachaya usse Lallan ka dimaag kehte hai

Burning flames is called as fire and after burning what's left is called as ash ... the thing that has saved you is called as the brain of Lallan