The trainer remained as jaggery ... while the student turned into sugar

The kicks of the cow who gives milk and the talks of an unmarried girl ... one has to bear them

Tell me what will you have ... cold drink, hot tea ... Bacardi, beer, or rum

If any woman wants to win the heart of her man then there are only two ways for that ... one of food and other of sleeping

So many bullets will get fired in your ass ... that you'll even have to eat food lying on your stomach

I drink alcohol when I don't get marijuana ... and I take marijuana when I don't get a pill of opium ... and I take a pill of opium when I don't get a girl who has the shape of a Campa Cola bottle

If I feel hungry then I'll climb on a mango tree and eat mangoes ... if I feel thirsty then I'll drink water from the well ... if I feel sleepy then I'll sleep under the fig tree ... and if I miss you then I'll cry when I'm alone

Thousands have been washed away with the liquid enclosed in these bottles ... those who drowned in the glasses have never come back in life

I eat vegetarian but I do non-vegetarian work

When it comes to love and food ... you should not force your wishes upon the wishes of others

Did you eat breakfast?

Our art of living class ... means a bottle of alcohol and three glasses

Hey you twisted straw of an empty cold drink bottle ... worn out Kolhapuri sandal!

There are only two things famous in this world ... the karate of Bruce Lee and flatbreads made by Ashok Kumar

I loved you, and your father beat me up ... and Bournvita gives you strength for the body and the heart

This is whiskey ... the one who drinks it a lot ... his life then leaves the world

The girl is hot and soft as cream

I will separate milk from water and make everything clear

If you ask for flatbreads then you will get slaps

Food, alcohol, money ... I can smell all three together ... this is life