Gilauri khaya karo ... zabaan kabu mein rehti hai

You should eat betel leaf ... the tongue stays in control

Garmi mein garam chai, thandak pahunchati hai

In the heat, hot tea brings coolness

Doodh pani ka yeh milan, Ganga Jamuna sangam ... agar Allahabad ke baad milega toh yahin milega

The mixture of milk and water, like that of Ganga Jamuna ... you'll get only here after Allahabad

Saari languages bol leti ho ... har tarah ka khana bana leti ho ... pehli baar cigarette peete huye khaasti bhi nahi ho ... tum ladki ho ya Aladdin ka chirag

You can speak all the languages ... you can cook every type of cuisine ... you don't even cough when smoking a cigarette for the first time ... are you a girl or Aladdin's lamp

Body mein daru kam hoga na toh marne ke baad jalane ke liye bahut lakdi lagega ... bahut pedh kaatna padega ... global warming hoga ... so mother nature aur unke bachon ko surakshit rakhne ke liye at the time of death body mein full daru hona chahiye ... bas ek maachis ki teeli, boom ... eco-friendly antim sanskar

If you have less alcohol in your body then after dying a lot of pyre will be needed to burn your body ... a lot of trees will need to be cut ... that will add to global warming ... so to protect mother nature and her children you should have full alcohol in your body at the time of death ... just one matchstick will boom fire you up ... eco-friendly funeral

Insaan ki zaroorat kitni hai ... ghar ki, roti ki, kapde ki ... aur isse zyada jama karne ki koshish jurm hai, gunah hai sarasar

What are the needs of a human ... house, food, clothes ... and trying to collect more than this is a total crime

Baimaani ke chocolate se imaandari ki chane hazar gunah zyada achche hai

The nuts of honesty are thousand times better than the chocolate of cheating

Saale pichwaade pe itni goliyan padegi na ... roti bhi pet ke bal letke khani padegi

So many bullets will get fired in your ass ... that you'll even have to eat food lying on your stomach

Yeh halat hui hai iski, pee peekay rum aur whiskey ... liver bhi ho gaya risky ... yeh uski hai na iski, badhon badhon ki jaan hai khiski ... oo peene waale sun, teri jaan ki dushman whiskey ... agar tu saath na iska chhodega, yamraj se naata jodega ... apna bhala bura pehchan, beta hum badhon ki baat ko maan ... yeh whiskey bahut hai risky, yeh whiskey bahut hai risky ... badhon badhon ki jaan hai khiski

His condition is like this because of drinking rum and whiskey ... his liver has become risky ... it belongs to no one, the greatest of the greats have lost their life due to it ... the one who is drinking please listen, the whiskey is an enemy of your life ... if you don't leave it then you're connecting with the god of death ... recognize your good and bad, listen to elders like me ... this whiskey is very risky, this whiskey is very risky ... the greatest of the greats have lost their life due to it

Ek doosre ka jootha peene ka matlab? ... ek doosre ka wafaadar rehna ... dost ka sar jhukne se pehle apna sar kata dena

What is the meaning of drinking from the same glass? ... it means to stay loyal to each other ... and to slit your head before the head of your friend bows down

Coffee bhi baimaan cheez hai ... woh dekhti hai usse peene waala kaun hai ... us hisaab se banti hai

Coffee is not a trustworthy thing ... it looks at the person who is going to drink it ... and based on that it prepares itself

Phir kabhi tune mere ghar ke andhar jhanke ki koshish ki ... toh main apne darwaze par limbu mirchi ki jagah ... teri mundi kaatkar latka doonga

If you ever try to peep inside my house ... then instead of tying a lemon and chilli ... I'll cut your head and hang it on my door

Jeevan mein teen cheezon se hamesha parez rakhiye ... shakkar, namak aur neta

In life always stay away from 3 things ... sugar, salt and politician

Santra kabhi sakht nahi hota ... aur Batla ke dushman ke pass waqt nahi hota

An orange is never hard ... and enemies of Mr. Batla don't have time

Hum mein toh lagta hai ki life ek ice cream ... taste karoge toh bhi pighlegi, waste karoge toh bhi pighlegi ... so taste it, don't waste it ... enjoy your life

We believe life is an ice cream ... it will melt even if you taste it and it will melt even if you waste it ... so taste it, don't waste it ... enjoy your life

Tumko meetha sochna bhi mana hai

You are not even allowed to think sweet

Arey bewakoof, kuve ka pani peena hai toh jaake kuve pe pee ... ghar mein kyun kuva khod raha hai tu?

You fool, if you want to drink the water from the well then go to the well and drink ... why are you digging a well inside the house?

Jaise hi maine uski kanpatti par ye gunpatti rakhi ... uska chehra bina doodh ki chai jaisa kala pad gaya

The moment I aimed this gun beneath his ears ... his face became black like tea without milk

Sharaab khareedne waale rupaiye toh mere paas bahut hai ... haan dawa khareedne waale rupaiye mere paas nahi hai

I have a lot of money to buy alcohol ... but I don't have money to buy medicine

Arre bhagwan ke liye chhod doon to main kya karoon? ... prasad khaon?

What should I do if I leave you for God? ... eat the sacrament?