Pilana bhi farz tha toh kuch bhi pila diya hota ... sharaab kam thi toh pani mila diya hota
Vijay Arora
Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai ... yeh Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri hum logon ki ekta ki pehchaan hai
Anupam Kher
Roz sach bolta hoon toh pitai ... aaj pehli baar jhoot bola toh mithai
Anil Kapoor
Badminton court jao, tennis court jao, food court jao ... lekin woh court mat jaana
Salman Khan
Aapne yeh toh suna hoga ki ghee tedhi ungli se nikalta hai ... magar shayad yeh nahi suna ki sach bandh mukke se nikalta hai
Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Tumhe aam khane se matlab hai, ya gutliyan ginne se?"
Mithun Chakraborty
Teri zindagi mein latke hue the itne angoor ... aur Roma tu pakad ke lai yeh langoor
Mahesh Manjrekar
Aao ji aao ji aaj sadke, yaaro ke yaar aaye hai ... pilao ji pilao inhe aaj jee bhar ke, saat samundar paar aaye hai
Dev Anand
Yeh sharab ka pehla usool hai ... jiski piyo sharab, uska hi ghar karo kharab
Venkatesh
Hum jaise middle class ladke na date pe nahi, bhandaaron pe jaate hai ... aur wahan bheed itni hoti hai ki late pahuncho na, toh gaiy ke mooh se puri cheenke khani padti hai ... upar se chappal chori ho jaati hai woh alag
Rajkummar Rao
Har ek vyakti ko apna jeevan saathi, apna khana aur apni sharaab chun'ne ka poora adhikaar hona chahiye
Paresh Rawal
Apun toh bolta hai Goa chal ... mast faadu jagah hai ... udhar tikane ka tequila ... disco mein hilane ka patila
Jackie Shroff
Ghar nahi mila toh aasmaan ko chatt, footpath ko bistar bana diya ... kabhi hawa khaya, kabhi gaali khaya ... aur jab mila tab khana khaya
Ritesh Deshmukh
Aap agar Shanaya hai toh main mooli hoon ... aap agar patang hai toh main aapka solar cell hoon ... aap agar saand hai toh main aapki ghanti ki bell hoon
Ram Kapoor
Jisse barfo mein ice-cream khane ka shauk ho ... usse sardi nahi lagti
Jeetendra
Bhook lagegi toh aam ke pedh ke upar chadkar aamiya kha lenge ... pyaas lagi toh kuaan se pani pee lenge ... neend lagi toh peepal ke pedh ke neeche soo lenge ... aur aapka yaad aaya toh chup-chap akele mein ro lenge
Rajpal Yadav
Doodh agar sookh bhi jaye toh koi marta hai kya ... lekin bade bhai ke khoon ke baad agar chote bhai ka khoon sookh jaye ... toh yeh maut se bhi bhattar hai
Aamir Khan
Pehle joh hai pyaz kaante mein aasoon aate the ... ab pyaz khareedne mein
Sanjay Mishra
Is duniya mein sirf do cheezein famous hai ... Bruce Lee ka karate aur Ashok Kumar ke parathe
Yeh dastarkhwan ek aaisi jagah hai ... jahan do insaan saath baithkar rotiyan todhte hai aur dil jodhte hai
Saeed Jaffrey
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