Dava, daru yah insaan ... kam waqt mein zyada asar karne waali koi bhi cheez ... thik nahi hoti

Cool banne ke chakkar mein kulfi jamne waali hai aaj

Yeh sher ki maa hai ... maine bakri ka nahi, sherni ka dhood piya hai

Kaam karoge toh roti milegi ... nahi karoge toh goli milegi

Glass mein sharab daalne waala bada nahi hota ... bada toh woh hota hai jiske glass mein sharab daali jaati hai

O saala kuvan ka pani hoth hai na, o phasalon ko ek samaan milat hai ... phir bhi karela kadwa, ganna meetha, aur imli khatta hoth hai ... par dosh pani ka nahi ... beejh ka hoth hai

Sharaab se liver kharab hota hai ... magar dil saaf rehta hai

Gaanv mein oow ... baasi pav ... what to do now!

Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle toh ghee chamach se nikaal lo ... kyun ki har jagah ungli nahi ki jaati

Yeh ajeeb sa khela hai ... haan aur na ka mela hai ... shakkar ka daana kabhi karela hai ... kabhi Savita, kabhi Sunita, kabhi Bela hai

Manushya ko makhan mein baal ki tarah, samudra mein jaal ki tarah aur yudh mein dhaal ki tarah rehna chahiye

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

Abhe oye cold drink ke khali botal ke mudhe hue straw ... gissi hui Kolhapuri chappal!

Aurat, aag aur sharab mard ke bas mein hi ho toh achcha hota hai ... mard inke bas mein ho, inka ghulam ban jaye ... toh yeh usse jala dalti hai

Maine tujhko pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhko peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti Bournvita

Isaaniyat ka dhood pilane se saanpon ka zehar aur badhta hai

Khanna koi ganna nahi jisse choos kar koi bhi uska juice pee jaye

Gilauri khaya karo ... zabaan kabu mein rehti hai

Roz sach bolta hoon toh pitai ... aaj pehli baar jhoot bola toh mithai

Garmi mein garam chai, thandak pahunchati hai