This is the first rule of alcohol ... whose alcohol you drink, you should spoil their house

The person who pours alcohol in the glass is not a big person ... the person in whose glass alcohol is poured, is the big person

You are not even allowed to think sweet

The moment I aimed this gun beneath his ears ... his face became black like tea without milk

The water from the well is distributed equally to the crops ... but still bitter melon is bitter, sugarcane is sweet, and tamarind is tangy ... and it's not the fault of water ... it's the fault of seeds

Every person should have the full right to select their life partner, their food, and their alcohol

In the good old days when India was a golden bird ... then there were thousands of different castes ... but nowadays there are only two types of caste ... first those who have a big belly and second who are hungry for food ... and they have only two options in their destiny ... either eat someone or become their bite

Let's go to Goa ... it's a great place ... over there we'll drink tequila ... and we'll shake our leg in the disco

Are we getting married for ourselves or these people ... there's turmeric, henna, snacks, lentils ... what the f*ck is happening my friend

To feed food to someone made by your own hands ... is a great blessing of God

The relationships these days are like this ice cube ... they lose their existence the moment they fall in the water

Since I didn't have a house, I made the sky as my roof and the footpath as my bed ... sometimes I ate air, sometimes I was cursed ... and I ate food whenever I got it

An idea and papadum are similar ... they become useless once they go cold

A woman is like a sugarcane juice machine ... who squeezes a man totally dry

On every bite of food is written the name of the person who will eat it ... morning and evening she is yours and she will remain yours

You guys after having free teas, free cigarettes, free corns ... are pushing a stick inside me

Coffee is not a trustworthy thing ... it looks at the person who is going to drink it ... and based on that it prepares itself

If he doesn't get alcohol then he gets a hangover

Alcohol is my medicine and also my pain

You pest ... you fritter made without oil!