Aasoon peene se achcha hai aadmi sharab pee le

Chandni Chowk mein chandni raat mein chachi ne chacha ko chandi ke chamach se chutney chatayi

Ras nikaalta hoon jaaneman nichodkar ganna ... tera deedar ho khidki se bas yahi hai tamanna

Pilana bhi farz tha toh kuch bhi pila diya hota ... sharaab kam thi toh pani mila diya hota

Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai ... yeh Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri hum logon ki ekta ki pehchaan hai

Badminton court jao, tennis court jao, food court jao ... lekin woh court mat jaana

Aapne yeh toh suna hoga ki ghee tedhi ungli se nikalta hai ... magar shayad yeh nahi suna ki sach bandh mukke se nikalta hai

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Tumhe aam khane se matlab hai, ya gutliyan ginne se?"

Saanp ki aulad ko kitna bhi dhood pilao ... aasteen ka saanp hi rehta hai

Teri zindagi mein latke hue the itne angoor ... aur Roma tu pakad ke lai yeh langoor

Aao ji aao ji aaj sadke, yaaro ke yaar aaye hai ... pilao ji pilao inhe aaj jee bhar ke, saat samundar paar aaye hai

Lagta hai sode ki bottal ke tarah josh khatam ho gaya hai

Apun toh bolta hai Goa chal ... mast faadu jagah hai ... udhar tikane ka tequila ... disco mein hilane ka patila

Agar kisi stree ko apne purush ka mann jeetna ho toh uske liye do hi raste hai ... ek khane ka aur doosra sone ka

Aurat ganne ka ras nikalne waali machine ki tarah hai ... joh mard ko khokla bana deti hai

My would be wife ... yeh lo knife ... kaato yeh cake aur bacha lo is bhooke ki life

Sharaab aur juae ke narak se aadmi ko vapas laya ja sakta hai ... lekin agar mard kisi doosri aurat ke pallu se band jaye ... toh usse sindoor aur mangalsutra bhi vapas nahi la payenge

Pehle joh hai pyaz kaante mein aasoon aate the ... ab pyaz khareedne mein

Hamare naseeb mein champagne nahi ... sirf pain hai

Yeh dastarkhwan ek aaisi jagah hai ... jahan do insaan saath baithkar rotiyan todhte hai aur dil jodhte hai