UP aaye aur sala bhang nahi piya toh kya khaakh UP aaye

If you've come to Uttar Pradesh and haven't had bhang, then you haven't really come to Uttar Pradesh

Hindustani jab desi peeta hai toh angrezi bolta hai

When an Indian drinks local alcohol then he talks in English

Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai ... kaafi dikhane aati hai

These days when girls come to drink coffee ... they expose a lot

Daal mein thoda sa pani dalo, phir usse garam karo ... phir thoda sa apni khoobsurati ka namak, apni shararat ki mirchi aur apne masoomiyat ki malai dal do ... aur mohabbat ke makhan ka tadka laga do ... aisi daal banegi ki daal toh daal, saath mein main tumhe bhi kha jaaonga

Put a little water in the pulses, then heat it up ... then put a little salt of your beauty, spice of your mischief and cream of your innocence ... then garnish it with the butter of your love ... with that such great pulses will be ready, that I will eat you along with the pulses

Joh log doodh se jal jaate hai ... woh chhaas bhi phoonk phoonk kar peete hai

The people who get burnt by milk ... they blow and blow to drink buttermilk also

Vadiya vadiya kha te vadiya vadiya pehen ... load na le ... asar padega sperm pe

Eat good and wear good ... don't take load ... it will affect the sperms

Bahu, bahu ... apne guni haathon se chawal bana do, saath mein daal ... chaar paanch parathe ... aur do ek sabzi ... zyada kasht mat uthana

Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law ... with your gifted hands make rice and with that daal ... 4 to 5 parathe ... and 1 or 2 cooked vegetables ... don't trouble yourself more

Saala chamcha jis bartan ma hoth hai, wohi bartan ko khali karat hai

A bloody spoon empties the same utensil in which it sits

Idea ice-cream ki tarah hoti hai ... zyada socho toh pighal jaati hai

An idea is like ice-cream ... if you think a lot about it, then it melts away

Kangi ko narangi kahein ... bane dhoodh ko khoya ... chalti ko gaadi kahein ... dekh Kabira roya

He calls the comb as an orange ... boiled milk as thickened milk ... he calls anything moving as a car ... look Kabira is crying

Kasoor mera nahi roti ki kasam ... bhook ki duniya mein imaan badal jaate hai

I swear on bread it's not my fault ... in the world of hunger people change their faith

Maa ka doodh toh har koi peeta hai ... lekin badi badnaseeb hoti hai woh maatayen joh tujh jaise sapole ko doodh pilati hai

Everyone drinks mother's milk ... but those mothers are very unfortunate who feed milk to snakes like you

Itni pila, itni pila saaki ki mehak jaon main ... yeh toh mumkin nahi hai ki bahek jaon main

Oh my friend make me drink so much that I get high ... because it's not possible that I can be lost

Aaj kal ke Hindustani Coke peete hai, Pepsi peete hai, bhool gaye nimbu pani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani ... FTV, MTV, Channel V, bhool gaye Akashvani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani ... Reserve Bank khali, Swiss Bank mein saara maal pani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani?

The Indians of today drink Coke, drink Pepsi, and they have forgotten lemon juice ... but still they are Indian at heart ... FTV, MTV, Channel V, and they have forgotten Akashvani (Indian radio channel) ... but still they are Indian at heart ... the Reserve Bank in empty, and all the money is in the Swiss Bank ... but still they are Indian at heart?

Chori ke aam ka har koi deewana ... joh pakda gaya woh chor hai aur joh bach gaya woh sayana

Everyone is a fan of stolen mangoes ... the one who gets caught is a thief and the one who escapes is a smart person

Do farsan, do misthan, papad, pulav, kadhi, kachumbar, poori, paratha, aachar ... puri unlimited thali ho tum

Two snacks, two sweets, chips, rice, curry, crushed veggies, fried wheat flour, flatbread, pickle ... you are an unlimited food plate

Meri nazar mein teri haisiyat is paan ke barabar hai ... jisse jab chahun chabakar, tookh sakta hoon

Your status in front of me is that of a betel leaf ... which I can chew and spit anytime I want

Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

By saying cheese you get an English smile ... by saying paneer (cottage cheese) you get an Indian smile

Mera cheese omelette toh uske samne nacheez omelette hai

My cheese omelette is a nothing omelette in front of her

Tum angoor ke woh guchhe ho jinse sharab nichodi ja chuki hai ... aur Ruksana ek paka hua anaar hai jiska ek ek dana hum choos choos kar khayenge

You are a bunch of grapes from which alcohol has been squeezed ... and Ruksana is a ripe pomegranate whose every little bit, I am going to suck and eat