Hum mein toh lagta hai ki life ek ice cream ... taste karoge toh bhi pighlegi, waste karoge toh bhi pighlegi ... so taste it, don't waste it ... enjoy your life

We believe life is an ice cream ... it will melt even if you taste it and it will melt even if you waste it ... so taste it, don't waste it ... enjoy your life

Yeh sharab ka pehla usool hai ... jiski piyo sharab, uska hi ghar karo kharab

This is the first rule of alcohol ... whose alcohol you drink, you should spoil their house

Tumko meetha sochna bhi mana hai

You are not even allowed to think sweet

Jaise hi maine uski kanpatti par ye gunpatti rakhi ... uska chehra bina doodh ki chai jaisa kala pad gaya

The moment I aimed this gun beneath his ears ... his face became black like tea without milk

Sharaab khareedne waale rupaiye toh mere paas bahut hai ... haan dawa khareedne waale rupaiye mere paas nahi hai

I have a lot of money to buy alcohol ... but I don't have money to buy medicine

Sone chandi ke bartano mein khana khane waala amir nahi hota hai ... aircondition caron mein ghoomne waala amir nahi hota hai ... aaise sangemarmar ke bunglay mein rehne waala amir nahi hota hai ... besaharon ko sahara dena waala amir hota hai ... rote hue ko hasane waala amir hota hai ... marne waala nahin, bachane waala amir hota hai

The one who eats food in golden and silver plates is not a rich person ... the one who roams around in aircondition cars is not a rich person ... the one who lives in a bungalow made from marble is not a rich person ... one who helps the needful is a rich person ... one who makes a crying person laugh is a rich person ... the one who kills is not, the one who saves is a rich person

Arre bhagwan ke liye chhod doon to main kya karoon? ... prasad khaon?

What should I do if I leave you for God? ... eat the sacrament?

Lo ... mooh meetha karlo

Here ... have some sweets

Sher aur bakri ek ghat par paani nahi pee sakat hai

A tiger and a sheep, cannot drink water on the same mountain

Hum jaise middle class ladke na date pe nahi, bhandaaron pe jaate hai ... aur wahan bheed itni hoti hai ki late pahuncho na, toh gaiy ke mooh se puri cheenke khani padti hai ... upar se chappal chori ho jaati hai woh alag

Middle class guys like us don't go on a date, they go to the community food centers ... and there's so much crowd over there that if you go late, then you have to snatch food from the cow's mouth and eat ... and on top of that your slippers also get stolen

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

(What is a teacher for you?) - The one who turns others into a chicken but himself gives an egg like zero

Agar main sharaab hota ... dry day mera rest day hota ... happy hour mein best hota ... har boond mein meri aaram hota ... purana hoke bhi na kharaab hota

If I were alcohol ... then dry day would be my rest day ... I'd be the best in happy hour ... there would be peace in every drop of mine ... and I'd never go bad even after becoming old

Har ek vyakti ko apna jeevan saathi, apna khana aur apni sharaab chun'ne ka poora adhikaar hona chahiye

Every person should have the full right to select their life partner, their food, and their alcohol

Purane dino mein jab Hindustan sone ki chidiya hua karta tha ... tab yahan hazaron jaatiyan thi ... par aaj kal sirf do tarah ki jaat hai ... pehli jinka pet bada hai aur doosri jinki bhookh ... jinki kismat mein do cheezein hai ... ya toh nighalo ya niwala bano

In the good old days when India was a golden bird ... then there were thousands of different castes ... but nowadays there are only two types of caste ... first those who have a big belly and second who are hungry for food ... and they have only two options in their destiny ... either eat someone or become their bite

Kisi ko apne haath se khana khilane ka mauka milna ... rab ki badi meher hoti hai

To feed food to someone made by your own hands ... is a great blessing of God

Aaj kal ke rishtey is ice cube ki tarah hai ... paani mein gire aur apna wajood kho behte

The relationships these days are like this ice cube ... they lose their existence the moment they fall in the water

Ghar nahi mila toh aasmaan ko chatt, footpath ko bistar bana diya ... kabhi hawa khaya, kabhi gaali khaya ... aur jab mila tab khana khaya

Since I didn't have a house, I made the sky as my roof and the footpath as my bed ... sometimes I ate air, sometimes I was cursed ... and I ate food whenever I got it

Doodh dhari gaiyaan ki lattiyan aur bin byaahi chokariyan ki battiyan ... toh sehni hi padegi

The kicks of the cow who gives milk and the talks of an unmarried girl ... one has to bear them

In sarmayedaron ne kanoon ki haisiyat us andhe bikhari ki tarah bana di hai ... jisse apna pet bharne ke liye saboot ki rotiyan chahiye ... phir kyun na woh paap ke aate se bani ho aur gunaah ki bhatti mein pakki ho

These capitalists have turned the status of the law as that of a blind man ... who needs the bread of evidence to fill his stomach ... even if it is made from the dough of sins and cooked in the oven of crime

Idea aur papad ek jaise hai ... thanda parne padh bekaar ho jaate hai

An idea and papadum are similar ... they become useless once they go cold