Hum dhood ka dhood aur pani ka pani kar denge

Cool banne ke chakkar mein kulfi jamne waali hai aaj

Roti, kapada aur makaan par kabza karne waalon ke dil ... choohe jaise hai

Yeh sher ki maa hai ... maine bakri ka nahi, sherni ka dhood piya hai

Aaj raat tere gham ko rum mein dubaate hai

Kaam karoge toh roti milegi ... nahi karoge toh goli milegi

Glass mein sharab daalne waala bada nahi hota ... bada toh woh hota hai jiske glass mein sharab daali jaati hai

Abhi tak bahut se police afsaron ki ragon mein ... angrezon ki pilai hui sharaab ki booh baki hai

O saala kuvan ka pani hoth hai na, o phasalon ko ek samaan milat hai ... phir bhi karela kadwa, ganna meetha, aur imli khatta hoth hai ... par dosh pani ka nahi ... beejh ka hoth hai

Sharaab se liver kharab hota hai ... magar dil saaf rehta hai

Gaanv mein oow ... baasi pav ... what to do now!

Tujhe main itne dino tak bandh rakhunga saale ... jab tak tu chakki pees-peeskar sarkar ke liye itna paisa kama le ... ki sarkar ka jail banane ka karcha vasool ho jaye

Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle toh ghee chamach se nikaal lo ... kyun ki har jagah ungli nahi ki jaati

Yeh ajeeb sa khela hai ... haan aur na ka mela hai ... shakkar ka daana kabhi karela hai ... kabhi Savita, kabhi Sunita, kabhi Bela hai

Shaadi ek mango ki tarah hoti hai ... waqt se pehle pak jaye toh baad mein ras ke bajaye aachaar banana padta hai

Isko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai

Mai ke doodh aur majboor insaan ke aasunyon mein milavat nahi hovat hai

Isaaniyat ka dhood pilane se saanpon ka zehar aur badhta hai

Woh bhookhi pyasi nahi hai, uska pet bhar gaya hai ... mohabbat ki hawa khake, ishq ka sharbat peke

Khanna koi ganna nahi jisse choos kar koi bhi uska juice pee jaye