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# 1761

Mera naam hai Pote ... joh apne baap ke bhi nahi hote


My name is Pote ... and not even my father trusts me

# 1762

I'm highly trained to train those who think that they're trained ... whether they are in front of the train or behind the train ... because I fight off the train, by the train, for the train


I'm highly trained to train those who think that they're trained ... whether they are in front of the train or behind the train ... because I fight off the train, by the train, for the train

# 1763

Tera pati hai na harami, tedha hai par tera hai


Your husband is very naughty, but still he's yours

# 1764

(Kaa kare feelings hi nahi aa rahe?) - Tum aankh band karo aur Burj Khalifa ke bare mein socho ... feelings apne aap aa jayegi


(What should I do as I'm not feeling it?) - Just close your eyes and think about the Burj Khalifa ... the feelings will automatically come to you

# 1765

Kutta agar kaat le toh 14 sui lagta hai ... lekin agar khudhai ka kutta kaat le toh 28


If a dog bites you then you have to get 14 injections ... but if your own dog bites you then you have to get 28 injections

# 1766

Hamari bewakoofi thi joh unse dil lagaya tha ... zamane se begaari thi unhe apna banaya tha ... jinhe humne haar samjha tha gala apna sajane ko ... ur woh kaala naag ban baithe hum hi ko kaat khane ko


It was my foolishness that I fell in love with her ... I ignored the world and made her mine ... the one whom I had considered as the necklace that will adorn my neck ... she turned out to be a black snake who in turn bit me

# 1767

First time dekha tujhe love ho gaya ... second time mein sab ho gaya


You fall in love on the first date ... and you do everything in the second date itself

# 1768

Ladkiyon ke peeche zyada nahi bhaagna chahiye ... lautna mushkil ho jaata hai


One should not run a lot behind girls ... or else it gets difficult to return back

# 1769

Rishton ki mehak bhi le udhe paad ... ab baap pehda ho rahe hai beton ke baad


A fart can carry away the fragrance of relationships ... nowadays fathers are being born after their sons

# 1770

Haathi chale bazaar ... kutta hagge hazaar


The elephant is going to the market ... and the dog is shitting a thousand times

# 1771

Break-up ke dardiley dank se bachne ka ek hi upaai hai ... kabhi love ke jhoothe jaal mein padho hi mat ... if you won't hook-up, you won't break-up


There is only one way to protect yourself from the painful bite of break-up ... never fall in the false trap of love ... if you won't hook-up, you won't break-up

# 1772

Hum dono ke paas upar waale ka diya hua neeche waala talent hai ... usse waste nahi karna chahiye


We both have the talent on us below, that God has gifted us ... we should not waste it

# 1773

Main tere saath lagane ko tayaar hoon saat chakkar ... kyun ki mera dil bechain hai tere dil se lene ko takkar


I'm ready to take seven rounds with you (around the holy fire) ... because my heart is restless to clash with your heart

# 1774

Jab hum log sach-much hawai jahaz mein behetke udhenge ... toh inki toh patloon agwaade se geeli aur pichwaade se peeli ho jayegi


When we will sit and fly for real in an airplane ... then their pants will become wet from the front and yellow from the back

# 1775

Jis tarah ladki ka thopda bighad jaane se usse dulha nahi milta na ... ussi tarah gadi ka thopda bighad jaane se usse savari nahi milti


Like a girl doesn't find a husband if her face goes bad ... just like that a car doesn't find a passenger if its body looks bad

# 1776

Main hoon Mr. Tolmol, baat karun main gol-gol ... khol doon main sabki pol


I'm Mr. Tolmol, I speak confusingly ... and I reveal everyone's secrets

# 1777

Jism ke x-ray ka toh suna tha ... lekin aap toh character ka bhi kar lete hai


I had heard about the x-ray of a body ... but you can do that even for a character

# 1778

Hamare naseeb mein champagne nahi ... sirf pain hai


We don't have champagne in our destiny ... we only have pain

# 1779

Main tujhse pyar da petrol maanga tha ... tune toh petrol chidakkar meri pyar di gaadi hi jala di


I had asked you for the petrol of love ... but you sprayed petrol over and burned the car of my love

# 1780

Jaag Bharatiya naari jaag ... buri bahu bankar ghar mein laga de aag


Wake up Indian woman wake up ... become an evil daughter-in-law and start a fire in the house

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