Mera naam hai Pote ... joh apne baap ke bhi nahi hote

I'm highly trained to train those who think that they're trained ... whether they are in front of the train or behind the train ... because I fight off the train, by the train, for the train

Tera pati hai na harami, tedha hai par tera hai

(Kaa kare feelings hi nahi aa rahe?) - Tum aankh band karo aur Burj Khalifa ke bare mein socho ... feelings apne aap aa jayegi

Kutta agar kaat le toh 14 sui lagta hai ... lekin agar khudhai ka kutta kaat le toh 28

Hamari bewakoofi thi joh unse dil lagaya tha ... zamane se begaari thi unhe apna banaya tha ... jinhe humne haar samjha tha gala apna sajane ko ... ur woh kaala naag ban baithe hum hi ko kaat khane ko

First time dekha tujhe love ho gaya ... second time mein sab ho gaya

Ladkiyon ke peeche zyada nahi bhaagna chahiye ... lautna mushkil ho jaata hai

Rishton ki mehak bhi le udhe paad ... ab baap pehda ho rahe hai beton ke baad

Haathi chale bazaar ... kutta hagge hazaar

Break-up ke dardiley dank se bachne ka ek hi upaai hai ... kabhi love ke jhoothe jaal mein padho hi mat ... if you won't hook-up, you won't break-up

Hum dono ke paas upar waale ka diya hua neeche waala talent hai ... usse waste nahi karna chahiye

Main tere saath lagane ko tayaar hoon saat chakkar ... kyun ki mera dil bechain hai tere dil se lene ko takkar

Jab hum log sach-much hawai jahaz mein behetke udhenge ... toh inki toh patloon agwaade se geeli aur pichwaade se peeli ho jayegi

Jis tarah ladki ka thopda bighad jaane se usse dulha nahi milta na ... ussi tarah gadi ka thopda bighad jaane se usse savari nahi milti

Main hoon Mr. Tolmol, baat karun main gol-gol ... khol doon main sabki pol

Jism ke x-ray ka toh suna tha ... lekin aap toh character ka bhi kar lete hai

Hamare naseeb mein champagne nahi ... sirf pain hai

Main tujhse pyar da petrol maanga tha ... tune toh petrol chidakkar meri pyar di gaadi hi jala di

Jaag Bharatiya naari jaag ... buri bahu bankar ghar mein laga de aag