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# 1721

Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

By saying cheese you get an English smile ... by saying paneer (cottage cheese) you get an Indian smile

Dil Ka Rishta

Paresh Rawal

Food & Drinks•Comedy
14
# 1722

Laat kha, lafaa kha, daant kha, joh khana hai kha ... par signature la

Be kicked, be slapped, be scolded, whatever it may be ... but get the signature

Chillar Party

Unknown

Comedy
14
# 1723

Hamare Hindustani culture mein ek aur baat kehte hai ... ki pehle pyar se samajhao, phir sharafat se samajhao, phir baat se samajhao ... aur jab samajh mein nahi aaya na toh thapad se aur phir laat se

In our Indian culture we say one thing that ... first make them understand with love, then make them understand politely, then make them understand with words ... and if they still don't understand then use slaps and kicks

Yeh Hai Jalwa

Salman Khan

Comedy•Action
14
# 1724

Dole dole mera bhi dil dole ... isse pehle ki meri joote bole ... tu patli gali hole

My hearts is singing ... but before my shoes talk ... you get out from here

Baazi

Aamir Khan

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
14
# 1725

Risky is like whiskey ... uska mazaa wohi janta hai jisne taste kiya hai

Risky is like whiskey ... only the person who has tasted it knows the fun of it

Jackpot

Naseeruddin Shah

Food & Drinks•Comedy
14
# 1726

Tareef toh us khuda ki hai jisne yeh jahan banaya ... jisne aapko ladki waala aur hum mein ladke waala banaya

Let's praise the lord who has created this world ... and who has made you on the brides side and us on the grooms side

Haseena Maan Jaayegi

Govinda

Shayari•Comedy
14
# 1727

Tumhare vital stats kya hai?

What are your vital statistics?

Humshakals

Ram Kapoor

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
14
# 1728

Naukri mile toh degree, degree ... nahi toh bigdree, bigdree

If you get a job then the degree is a degree ... otherwise it is useless

Roti Kapada Aur Makaan

Unknown

Job & Career•Education•Comedy
14
# 1729

Gazab ki maang hoti hai joh dil ko maang leti hai ... ek aaisi taang hoti hai joh dil ko taang deti hai

The demand that demands for the heart is amazing ... it is like a leg that keeps the person hanging

Heer Raanjha

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
14
# 1730

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Gang of Ghosts

Chunky Pandey

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
14
# 1731

Yeh hai mere dost, khate nahi ghost ... naam ka Bhagwan hai, dil ka insaan hai ... is hi ki meharbaani se gadha pehalwan hai

He is my friend who doesn't eat meat ... his name is Bhagwan, he is good at heart ... and because of him things are going great

Hero Hiralal

Naseeruddin Shah

Poem•Friendship•Comedy
14
# 1732

Police officer banunga, don banunga, judge banunga, doctor banunga, engineer bhi banunga ... kyun ki main filmo ka hero banunga

I will become a police officer, I will become a don, I will become a judge, I will become a doctor, I will also become an engineer ... because I will become a hero in movies

Phata Poster Nikhla Hero

Unknown

Comedy•Police
14
# 1733

Yahan nalon mein pani ho na ho ... aankhon mein hamesha savan rehta hai

There may not be any water in the taps over here ... but it is always raining in the eyes

Delhi-6

Abhishek Bachchan

Comedy•Sadness
14
# 1734

Pyazz ki kheti kar rakhi hai mooh mein

You are growing onions in your mouth

Besharam

Rishi Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy
14
# 1735

Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai ... main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui

Oh my cutie pie, you are wrapped in a blanket, and you aren't stretching ... I am your husband and you are my woman

Housefull

Ritesh Deshmukh

Husband & Wife•Comedy
14
# 1736

Seedhe log hamesha tedhe hi dikhte hai

Honest people always look weird

Rakht Charitra

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
14
# 1737

Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga

Whatever I say, I will say the truth ... whether you are close or far, I will stay in touch ... I will email you, I will fax you ... and I will send you a SMS and make you feel relaxed

Dil Toh Baccha Hai Ji

Omi Vaidya

Shayari•Technology & Science•Comedy
14
# 1738

Koyle ko kitna bhi dho lo ... Surf se, Nirma se, Rin se ... woh hamesha kaala ka kaala hi rehta hai

No matter how much you wash a piece of charcoal ... with Surf, with Nirma, with Rin ... it always remains black

Welcome

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
14
# 1739

Aadmi na, pant ke pappu ka ghulam hota hai

A man is a slave of his friend, who is inside his pants

Shuddh Desi Romance

Rishi Kapoor

Adult•Men•Comedy
14
# 1740

Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai

Every morning in the toilet with papers like these ... I wipe my watermelon

Aakrosh

Unknown

Adult•Comedy•Food & Drinks
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