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# 1721
Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai
By saying cheese you get an English smile ... by saying paneer (cottage cheese) you get an Indian smile

Dil Ka Rishta

Paresh Rawal

Food & Drinks•Comedy
14
# 1722
Laat kha, lafaa kha, daant kha, joh khana hai kha ... par signature la
Be kicked, be slapped, be scolded, whatever it may be ... but get the signature

Chillar Party

Unknown

Comedy
14
# 1723
Hamare Hindustani culture mein ek aur baat kehte hai ... ki pehle pyar se samajhao, phir sharafat se samajhao, phir baat se samajhao ... aur jab samajh mein nahi aaya na toh thapad se aur phir laat se
In our Indian culture we say one thing that ... first make them understand with love, then make them understand politely, then make them understand with words ... and if they still don't understand then use slaps and kicks

Yeh Hai Jalwa

Salman Khan

Comedy•Action
14
# 1724
Dole dole mera bhi dil dole ... isse pehle ki meri joote bole ... tu patli gali hole
My hearts is singing ... but before my shoes talk ... you get out from here

Baazi

Aamir Khan

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
14
# 1725
Risky is like whiskey ... uska mazaa wohi janta hai jisne taste kiya hai
Risky is like whiskey ... only the person who has tasted it knows the fun of it

Jackpot

Naseeruddin Shah

Food & Drinks•Comedy
14
# 1726
Tareef toh us khuda ki hai jisne yeh jahan banaya ... jisne aapko ladki waala aur hum mein ladke waala banaya
Let's praise the lord who has created this world ... and who has made you on the brides side and us on the grooms side

Haseena Maan Jaayegi

Govinda

Shayari•Comedy
14
# 1727
Tumhare vital stats kya hai?
What are your vital statistics?

Humshakals

Ram Kapoor

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
14
# 1728
Naukri mile toh degree, degree ... nahi toh bigdree, bigdree
If you get a job then the degree is a degree ... otherwise it is useless

Roti Kapada Aur Makaan

Unknown

Job & Career•Education•Comedy
14
# 1729
Gazab ki maang hoti hai joh dil ko maang leti hai ... ek aaisi taang hoti hai joh dil ko taang deti hai
The demand that demands for the heart is amazing ... it is like a leg that keeps the person hanging

Heer Raanjha

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
14
# 1730
Don't have dirty picture in your mind please
Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Gang of Ghosts

Chunky Pandey

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
14
# 1731
Yeh hai mere dost, khate nahi ghost ... naam ka Bhagwan hai, dil ka insaan hai ... is hi ki meharbaani se gadha pehalwan hai
He is my friend who doesn't eat meat ... his name is Bhagwan, he is good at heart ... and because of him things are going great

Hero Hiralal

Naseeruddin Shah

Poem•Friendship•Comedy
14
# 1732
Police officer banunga, don banunga, judge banunga, doctor banunga, engineer bhi banunga ... kyun ki main filmo ka hero banunga
I will become a police officer, I will become a don, I will become a judge, I will become a doctor, I will also become an engineer ... because I will become a hero in movies

Phata Poster Nikhla Hero

Unknown

Comedy•Police
14
# 1733
Yahan nalon mein pani ho na ho ... aankhon mein hamesha savan rehta hai
There may not be any water in the taps over here ... but it is always raining in the eyes

Delhi-6

Abhishek Bachchan

Comedy•Sadness
14
# 1734
Pyazz ki kheti kar rakhi hai mooh mein
You are growing onions in your mouth

Besharam

Rishi Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy
14
# 1735
Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai ... main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui
Oh my cutie pie, you are wrapped in a blanket, and you aren't stretching ... I am your husband and you are my woman

Housefull

Ritesh Deshmukh

Husband & Wife•Comedy
14
# 1736
Seedhe log hamesha tedhe hi dikhte hai
Honest people always look weird

Rakht Charitra

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
14
# 1737
Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga
Whatever I say, I will say the truth ... whether you are close or far, I will stay in touch ... I will email you, I will fax you ... and I will send you a SMS and make you feel relaxed

Dil Toh Baccha Hai Ji

Omi Vaidya

Shayari•Technology & Science•Comedy
14
# 1738
Koyle ko kitna bhi dho lo ... Surf se, Nirma se, Rin se ... woh hamesha kaala ka kaala hi rehta hai
No matter how much you wash a piece of charcoal ... with Surf, with Nirma, with Rin ... it always remains black

Welcome

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
14
# 1739
Aadmi na, pant ke pappu ka ghulam hota hai
A man is a slave of his friend, who is inside his pants

Shuddh Desi Romance

Rishi Kapoor

Adult•Men•Comedy
14
# 1740
Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai
Every morning in the toilet with papers like these ... I wipe my watermelon

Aakrosh

Unknown

Adult•Comedy•Food & Drinks
14
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Dekha Na Haaye Re
Dekha Na Haaye Re
Bombay To Goa
 Main Toh Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Main Toh Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Coolie No. 1 (1995)
 Lage Raho Munna Bhai
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
 Chal Mere Bhai (Remix)
Chal Mere Bhai (Remix)
Chal Mere Bhai
Mere Angne Mein
Laawaris (1981)
 Sheher Mein
Sheher Mein
Rockstar
 Ek Chatur Naar
Ek Chatur Naar
Padosan
 Ladna Jhagadna
Ladna Jhagadna
Duplicate
 Ban Gaya Kutta
Ban Gaya Kutta
Pyaar Ka Punchnama
 Haal Kaisa Hai Janaab Ka
Haal Kaisa Hai Janaab Ka
Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi

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