Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

Laat kha, lafaa kha, daant kha, joh khana hai kha ... par signature la

Hamare Hindustani culture mein ek aur baat kehte hai ... ki pehle pyar se samajhao, phir sharafat se samajhao, phir baat se samajhao ... aur jab samajh mein nahi aaya na toh thapad se aur phir laat se

Dole dole mera bhi dil dole ... isse pehle ki meri joote bole ... tu patli gali hole

Risky is like whiskey ... uska mazaa wohi janta hai jisne taste kiya hai

Tareef toh us khuda ki hai jisne yeh jahan banaya ... jisne aapko ladki waala aur hum mein ladke waala banaya

Tumhare vital stats kya hai?

Naukri mile toh degree, degree ... nahi toh bigdree, bigdree

Gazab ki maang hoti hai joh dil ko maang leti hai ... ek aaisi taang hoti hai joh dil ko taang deti hai

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Yeh hai mere dost, khate nahi ghost ... naam ka Bhagwan hai, dil ka insaan hai ... is hi ki meharbaani se gadha pehalwan hai

Police officer banunga, don banunga, judge banunga, doctor banunga, engineer bhi banunga ... kyun ki main filmo ka hero banunga

Yahan nalon mein pani ho na ho ... aankhon mein hamesha savan rehta hai

Pyazz ki kheti kar rakhi hai mooh mein

Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai ... main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui

Seedhe log hamesha tedhe hi dikhte hai

Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga

Koyle ko kitna bhi dho lo ... Surf se, Nirma se, Rin se ... woh hamesha kaala ka kaala hi rehta hai

Aadmi na, pant ke pappu ka ghulam hota hai

Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai