Tu alag alag pehda hota na ... toh aaj chaar paanch bhai behan hote tere ... tere pe chaar paiyye laga doon na ... toh Nano car lage

Satyam, shivam, sundaram ... policesam, arrestam, andarham

Sau badmaasho ko chaano toh ek kameena nikalta hai ... sau kameeno ko chaano toh ek harami nikalta hai ... aur yeh suvar sau haramiyo ko chaankar nikla hai

Fakira jama nadi mein, sabki maange khair ... ho gayi dosti Mahesh se, ab na raha khandan ka bair

Kya farak padta hai Daler ho ya Udhas ... show ka mazaa aayega jab aap ho hamare paas

Iodex lagane se theek hoti hai moch, B-Tex lagane se theek hoti hai khujli ... dil lagane nikle joh pati, usse maarke current gira deti hai bijli

Mera jaisa chocolate hero action thodi na karega ... entry maroonga late, tab tak action karega mera duplicate

Jab bete ki ghar mein shikayatein aane lage aur gaon mein charcha hone lage ... toh samjho beta jawan ho gaya

Apna toh aaisa-hich hai ... lade bagair apun zero aur ladke apun hero

Tu do baar BA karega na ... phir bhi BABA nahi ban sakta

Suna hai ladkiyan tumhari zindagi mein film role ki tarah hoti hai ... role khatam, rishta khatam

Yeh dharti roh rahi hai, yeh aasman roh raha hai ... nonsense yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Is umar mein aaisa hi hota hai ... dil atak jaata hai, mamla khatak jaata hai aur neeyat phisal jaata hai

Husn ka deewana hoon ... kabhi bhawara, kabhi bulbul, kabhi parwana hoon

Agar sunne waala achcha ho ... toh mooh se achchi baatein apne aap nikalti hai

Maine tujhe dhoonda yahan vahan sara jahan kahan kahan kahan ... tu mujhe mili yahan yahan yahan?

Woh ek ko pakadti hai, doosre ko lipatti hai, teesre ko dekhti hai ... aur chauthe ko chedti hai

Dil left mein hota hai magar hamesha right hota hai

Soote hue ko jagana toh aasaan hai ... lekin jaagte hue ko jagana toh namumkin hai

Jaise apna Bathinda, waise apna Canada