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# 1801
Aaj ke zamaane mein sharif hona bahut bada gunaah hai

In today's society, it is a very big crime to be honest

# 1802
Duniya ka har bachcha aur lafda ... aurat hi paida karti hai

Every child and issue of this world ... is given birth by a woman

# 1803
Mooch toh mard ki shaan hai ... jiske chehre pe mooch nahi, woh mard hi nahi hota

A moustache is the pride of a man ... a man who doesn't have a moustache on his face, is not a man

# 1804
Jaldi jaldi shaadi karo aur phir aaram aaram se pachtao

Get married quickly and then repent it slowly

# 1805
Ghadi ho toh Rado, gaadi ho toh Prado ... serial ho toh "Na aana is desh mein Lado"

A watch should be like Rado, a car should be like Prado ... and a serial should be like "Lado don't come to this country"

# 1806
Upar waale sachche badshah di courier service lagi hai ... jab jisko kuch chahiye hota hai na ... bhej deta hai

God has his own courier service ... whenever someone needs something ... he sends it

# 1807
Kissing handshake se zyada hygienic hai

Kissing is more hygienic than a handshake

# 1808
Aye chup chup ... varna aaisi aaisi gaaliya doonga censor board bhi pareshan ho jayega ... kaunsi bhichayein kaunsi audhe

Hey you keep quiet ... or else I will curse you so bad that even the censor board will go crazy ... as to which ones to keep and which ones to eliminate

# 1809
Kai baar logon ke liye yeh faisla karna mushkil ho jaata hai ... ki hamara dil bada hai yah hamara bungla

A lot of times people find it difficult to decide ... whether my heart is big or my bungalow

# 1810
Husband aur suraj dono bewafaa hote hai ... aata hai Kiran ke saath, rehta hai Roshni ke saath aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath

A husband and the Sun both are unfaithful ... he comes with Kiran, stays with Roshni and goes with Sandhya

# 1811
Aye amavas ke chamakte chaand

Hey you, the shining moon of a new moon night

# 1812
Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Hey you, the last seed of a tomato

# 1813
Kauva oonchai par bahetne se kabootar nahi ban jata

But sitting on great heights a crow does not become a pigeon

# 1814
Main koi universal charger hoon ... kahin bhi ghused doge

Am I an universal charger ... which can be inserted anywhere

# 1815
Saala badsurato ko hamesha achcha maal mil jaata hai

Bloody the ugly people always get the good stuff

# 1816
Baap se nazaren milaoge ... toh andhe ho jaoge

If you stare into the eyes of big daddy ... then you will go blind

# 1817
Humse garmi aur garibi bardaasht nahin hoti

I cannot tolerate heat and poverty

# 1818
Yeh ball ko hole mein dalta hai ... main life ko hole mein dalta hoon

He puts the ball in a hole ... I put the life in a hole

# 1819
Humko maloom hai heaven bahut beautiful jagah hai ... par wahan jaane ka humko itna jaldi nahi hai

I know heaven is a very beautiful place ... but I am in no rush to get there

# 1820
Note mat karo, feel it ... feel karo, feel karo

Don't note it, feel it ... feel it, feel it

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