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# 1801

Beauty ko samajhne ke liye usse dekhna padta hai


To understand beauty you first have to look at it

# 1802

Mera cheese omelette toh uske samne nacheez omelette hai


My cheese omelette is a nothing omelette in front of her

# 1803

Chandni Chowk mein chandni raat mein chachi ne chacha ko chandi ke chamach se chutney chatayi


Aunty fed uncle chutney in a silver spoon in Chandni Chowk on a night with the moon

# 1804

Khali jeb Romeo type tevar achche nahi lagte


This Romeo type attitude doesn't look good with empty pockets

# 1805

Public garden mein phool hote hai, tum jaise kaante nahi ... factory mein bonus hota hai, aaise badhe badhe ghaate nahi


There are flowers in a public garden, not thorns like you ... and there is bonus in a factory, not big big losses

# 1806

Aapke daddy terrorist hai? ... varna aaisa sex bomb aur kaun bana sakta hai


Is your dad a terrorist? ... or else who can produce such a sex bomb

# 1807

Ras nikaalta hoon jaaneman nichodkar ganna ... tera deedar ho khidki se bas yahi hai tamanna


I remove the juice by squeezing sugarcane ... my only wish is that I get a glimpse of you from the window

# 1808

Tu kya bolega deewane ... hamare ghar mein pehda ho gaya tu kaise, kya jaane


What will you say my son ... how the hell were you born in our house, who knows

# 1809

Badminton court jao, tennis court jao, food court jao ... lekin woh court mat jaana


Go to a badminton court, tennis court, food court ... but don't go to the real court

# 1810

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums


Do you want the Dundee daddy to spank you on your bums

# 1811

Wife working ... husband jerking


Wife working ... husband jerking

# 1812

Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai ... main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui


Oh my cutie pie, you are wrapped in a blanket, and you aren't stretching ... I am your husband and you are my woman

# 1813

Let's rock under your frock


Let's rock under your frock

# 1814

Aapki beti ek jeeti jaagti tension ki machine hai


Your daughter is a living machine of tension

# 1815

Mumbai mein kuch log aane ke liye marte hai ... aur kuch aakar marte hai


Some people die to come to Mumbai ... and some people come here and die

# 1816

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Tumhe aam khane se matlab hai, ya gutliyan ginne se?"


A famous person has said ... "Are you concerned with eating the mangoes, or counting the seeds?"

# 1817

Daal ke bataya nahi jaata ... aur bata ke daala nahi jaata


Don't show it when you put it ... and don't put it when you show it

# 1818

Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala


Oh God your game is strange ... you've straightened a dogs crooked tail

# 1819

Koyle ko kitna bhi dho lo ... Surf se, Nirma se, Rin se ... woh hamesha kaala ka kaala hi rehta hai


No matter how much you wash a piece of charcoal ... with Surf, with Nirma, with Rin ... it always remains black

# 1820

Upar waale sachche badshah di courier service lagi hai ... jab jisko kuch chahiye hota hai na ... bhej deta hai


God has his own courier service ... whenever someone needs something ... he sends it

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