Aaj ke zamaane mein sharif hona bahut bada gunaah hai

Duniya ka har bachcha aur lafda ... aurat hi paida karti hai

Mooch toh mard ki shaan hai ... jiske chehre pe mooch nahi, woh mard hi nahi hota

Jaldi jaldi shaadi karo aur phir aaram aaram se pachtao

Ghadi ho toh Rado, gaadi ho toh Prado ... serial ho toh "Na aana is desh mein Lado"

Upar waale sachche badshah di courier service lagi hai ... jab jisko kuch chahiye hota hai na ... bhej deta hai

Kissing handshake se zyada hygienic hai

Aye chup chup ... varna aaisi aaisi gaaliya doonga censor board bhi pareshan ho jayega ... kaunsi bhichayein kaunsi audhe

Kai baar logon ke liye yeh faisla karna mushkil ho jaata hai ... ki hamara dil bada hai yah hamara bungla

Husband aur suraj dono bewafaa hote hai ... aata hai Kiran ke saath, rehta hai Roshni ke saath aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath

Aye amavas ke chamakte chaand

Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Kauva oonchai par bahetne se kabootar nahi ban jata

Main koi universal charger hoon ... kahin bhi ghused doge

Saala badsurato ko hamesha achcha maal mil jaata hai

Baap se nazaren milaoge ... toh andhe ho jaoge

Humse garmi aur garibi bardaasht nahin hoti

Yeh ball ko hole mein dalta hai ... main life ko hole mein dalta hoon

Humko maloom hai heaven bahut beautiful jagah hai ... par wahan jaane ka humko itna jaldi nahi hai

Note mat karo, feel it ... feel karo, feel karo