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# 1781

(Kaa kare feelings hi nahi aa rahe?) - Tum aankh band karo aur Burj Khalifa ke bare mein socho ... feelings apne aap aa jayegi

(What should I do as I'm not feeling it?) - Just close your eyes and think about the Burj Khalifa ... the feelings will automatically come to you

Motichoor Chaknachoor

Unknown

Adult•City & Places•Comedy
11
# 1782

Chamche ho, dhundle mein bhi saaf nazar aa rahe ho ... ab yeh clear karo ke teaspoon ho ya tablespoon

You're a flatterer, and I can see that very clearly even in this haze ... now just clear whether you're a teaspoon or a tablespoon

Dabangg 3

Salman Khan

Comedy
11
# 1783

Meri zindagi mein ladki ka aana utna hi mushkil hai jitna purani filmon mein court mein sahi salamat gawah ka pahunchna

A girl entering my life is as difficult as a witness reaching safely to the court, just like it happened in the old films

Arjun Patiala

Varun Sharma

Comedy
11
# 1784

Ladki ke paas aansun nahi brahmastra hota hai ... jahan girati hai wahin qayamat dhaati hai

The tears of girls are like supernatural weapons ... wherever they fall, they create devastation

Nawabzaade

Unknown

Women•Comedy
11
# 1785

First time dekha tujhe love ho gaya ... second time mein sab ho gaya

You fall in love on the first date ... and you do everything in the second date itself

Stree

Pankaj Tripathi

Romance•Adult•Comedy
Play Video
11
# 1786

Dilwale dulhania la rahe hai ... panditain hum aa rahe hai

The lovers are bringing the bride ... hey religious girl, I'm coming

Direct Ishq

Unknown

Comedy
11
# 1787

Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko

Return my meter to me ... or else I'll send you to Punjab with one tight slap

Aaghaaz

Johnny Lever

City & Places•Comedy
Play Video
11
# 1788

Jis tarah ladki ka thopda bighad jaane se usse dulha nahi milta na ... ussi tarah gadi ka thopda bighad jaane se usse savari nahi milti

Like a girl doesn't find a husband if her face goes bad ... just like that a car doesn't find a passenger if its body looks bad

Kasauti

Amitabh Bachchan

Transportation•Women•Comedy
11
# 1789

Kyun taqleef utha rahe hai ... why are you lifting trouble?

Why are you taking the trouble ... of lifting trouble?

Fruit & Nut

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy
11
# 1790

Aap kis zamane ki baat kar rahe hai, I don't understand ... aap toh VT station se bhi purane hai

What era are you talking about, I don't understand ... you are older than the VT (Victoria Terminus) station

Fruit & Nut

Dia Mirza

Comedy•City & Places
11
# 1791

Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon

I commit only this crime every time ... I'm a man and I love a man

Sunday

Ajay Devgan

Adult•Men•Comedy
11
# 1792

Jaag Bharatiya naari jaag ... buri bahu bankar ghar mein laga de aag

Wake up Indian woman wake up ... become an evil daughter-in-law and start a fire in the house

Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya

Salman Khan

Women•House•Comedy
Play Video
11
# 1793

Inki gardan kaatku, kundi banaku, phool naku sajai ... toh mai bhi Hyderabad ki nahi

If I don't cut his neck, lock it up, and decorate like a flower ... then I'm not from Hyderabad

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Raveena Tandon

City & Places•Flowers & Trees•Comedy
Play Video
11
# 1794

Tere baba ne kya diya mereku ... ek lota, ek thali, ek lungi woh bhi phateli, ek potti woh bhi hateli ... arre tu hamesha samajhti mujh ko kamina, hat ja kidhar hai meri Meena

What has your father given me ... one mug, one plate, one loincloth and that to torn, one girl and that to crazy ... you have always considered me a rascal, move away now where is my Meena

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Govinda

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
Play Video
11
# 1795

Dhanda karneka toh ekdum hatela ... pan kya karega kismat hai na phatela

If you do any business then it must be very unique ... but what to do my luck is torn

Vaah Life Ho Toh Aisi

Arshad Warsi

Business•Luck & Destiny•Comedy
11
# 1796

Hum pagal nahi hai ... hamara dimaag kharab hai

We are not mad ... it's just that our mind is crazy

Humshakals

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
11
# 1797

Do farsan, do misthan, papad, pulav, kadhi, kachumbar, poori, paratha, aachar ... puri unlimited thali ho tum

Two snacks, two sweets, chips, rice, curry, crushed veggies, fried wheat flour, flatbread, pickle ... you are an unlimited food plate

Khichdi: The Movie

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
11
# 1798

Meri maar dawai ki tarah hai ... jab bhi tu aaisi koi harkat karega ... tujhe dose zaroor milega

My beating is like medicine ... whenever you do something like this ... then you'll definitely get a dose

The Xpose

Himesh Reshammiya

Action•Comedy
11
# 1799

Film tab tak flop nahi hoti jab tak uska poster nahi utar jaata

A film is not considered flop until its poster is taken down

The Xpose

Himesh Reshammiya

Comedy
11
# 1800

Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

By saying cheese you get an English smile ... by saying paneer (cottage cheese) you get an Indian smile

Dil Ka Rishta

Paresh Rawal

Food & Drinks•Comedy
11
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