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# 1781
Jawan beti ka baap Taj Mahal ke chaukidaar ki tarah hota hai ... usko hamesha darr laga rehta hai ke kisi gande aadmi ke haath se Taj Mahal ganda na ho jaye
The father of a young girl is like the watchman of the Taj Mahal ... he is always scared that the Taj Mahal will get dirty by the hands of some dirty person

Mr. & Mrs. Khiladi

Kader Khan

Comedy•City & Places
13
# 1782
(Aap log karte kya hai?) - Maar-keting ... boss target deta hai aur hum target poore karte hai
(What do you guys do?) - We do marketing ... the boss gives us a target and we finish that target

Kill Dil

Ranveer Singh

Comedy•Action•Job & Career
Play Video
13
# 1783
I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact main khud hi ek car hoon
I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact I'm myself a car

Ta Ra Rum Pum

Saif Ali Khan

Transportation•Comedy
13
# 1784
Main apne papa ka eklauta mistake hoon
I'm the one and only one mistake of my father

Khoobsurat

Cyrus Sahukar

Parents•Comedy
13
# 1785
Akele peeye toh aadmi dear ho jaye ... saath peeye toh aadmi near ho jaye
If you drink alone then a person becomes a dear one (dies) ... if you drink together then a person becomes a near one

Yuvvraaj

Salman Khan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
13
# 1786
When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better
When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better

Shaadi Se Pehle

Mallika Sherawat

Adult•Comedy
13
# 1787
Abhe aye dhakan ... yeh phone ke andhar hi mooh daalke tereko aaisi gaali doonga na ... ki aakhe telephone exchange mein angaar lag jayegi
Hey you crazy ... I will put my face in the phone and curse you so badly ... that the entire telephone exchange will be on fire

Rajaji

Razak Khan

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
13
# 1788
Tu hijhde ke haath mein talwar ki tarah hai ... joh chamak toh sakti hai, chal nahi sakti
You are like a sword in the hands of a eunuch ... which can shine, but it can't be used

Mafia

Unknown

Comedy
13
# 1789
Chori joh hai na woh peeche se ki jaave hai ... aur haath ki safai joh hai woh samne se
Theft is done from the back ... and the trick of the hand is done from the front

Tere Naal Love Ho Gaya

Chitrashi Rawat

Crime•Comedy
13
# 1790
Petrol ka bhav ho assi, nabbe ya poore sau ... lakhon gadiyan road pe aaye bajhte hi nau
Whether the price of petrol is 80, 90 or even 100 ... a lot of cars come on the road at 9 o'clock

Jayantabhai Ki Luv Story

Unknown

Transportation•Shayari•Comedy
13
# 1791
Hero gaana gaake khush rehta hai ... lekin villain ko wohi chahiye hota hai joh mujhe chahiye
A hero is happy by singing a song ... but a villain needs what I need

Lekar Hum Deewana Dil

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
13
# 1792
Jab baat apni maut ki aati hai na ... toh aadmi ke dimaag ki sari khidkiyan khul jaati hai
When it comes to your own death ... then all the windows of a persons mind open up

Doodh Ka Karz

Prem Chopra

Death•Comedy
13
# 1793
Gale mein mangalsutra aankhon mein kamasutra
She has a wedding necklace on her neck and kamasutra in her eyes

Bombay Talkies

Saqib Saleem

Adult•Comedy
13
# 1794
Shaadi ki tamanna thi kunware chale aaye ... jaise gaye vaise hi bechare chale aaye
He wanted to get marriage but arrived as a bachelor ... the way he went, was the way he came back

Heer Raanjha

Unknown

Shayari•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
13
# 1795
Yeh achanak Star TV mein se Doordarshan kaise ho gayi?
How did she suddenly become from Star TV into Doordarshan?

Judwaa

Tiku Talsania

Comedy
Play Video
13
# 1796
Bade ghar ka damaad banna, jaise topi ko sar se utaar ke pairo mein pehenna
Becoming a son-in-law of a rich family, is like removing the hat from the head and wearing it on the legs

Ghar Ho To Aisa

Anil Kapoor

Family•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
13
# 1797
Yeh hoti hai asli ladki ... chutki mein Bipasha, chutki mein Madhubala
This is a real girl ... she is Bipasha in a flash, and she is Madhubala in a flash

Mere Brother Ki Dulhan

Ali Zafar

Women•Comedy
Play Video
13
# 1798
Sexy hona full time kaam hai
Being sexy is a full time job

Delhi Belly

Kunaal Roy Kapur

Adult•Comedy
13
# 1799
You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums
Do you want the Dundee daddy to spank you on your bums

Salaam Namaste

Javed Jaffrey

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
13
# 1800
Laaton ke bhoot jab nahi maane baat ... toh kheench ke dedo unke bum pe laat
When people who only understand the language of force, don't listen ... then you should just kick their ass

Himmatwala (2013)

Ajay Devgan

Shayari•Action•Comedy
13
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