Jawan beti ka baap Taj Mahal ke chaukidaar ki tarah hota hai ... usko hamesha darr laga rehta hai ke kisi gande aadmi ke haath se Taj Mahal ganda na ho jaye

(Aap log karte kya hai?) - Maar-keting ... boss target deta hai aur hum target poore karte hai

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact main khud hi ek car hoon

Akele peeye toh aadmi dear ho jaye ... saath peeye toh aadmi near ho jaye

When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better

Abhe aye dhakan ... yeh phone ke andhar hi mooh daalke tereko aaisi gaali doonga na ... ki aakhe telephone exchange mein angaar lag jayegi

Tu hijhde ke haath mein talwar ki tarah hai ... joh chamak toh sakti hai, chal nahi sakti

Chori joh hai na woh peeche se ki jaave hai ... aur haath ki safai joh hai woh samne se

Petrol ka bhav ho assi, nabbe ya poore sau ... lakhon gadiyan road pe aaye bajhte hi nau

Hero gaana gaake khush rehta hai ... lekin villain ko wohi chahiye hota hai joh mujhe chahiye

Jab baat apni maut ki aati hai na ... toh aadmi ke dimaag ki sari khidkiyan khul jaati hai

Gale mein mangalsutra aankhon mein kamasutra

Shaadi ki tamanna thi kunware chale aaye ... jaise gaye vaise hi bechare chale aaye

Yeh achanak Star TV mein se Doordarshan kaise ho gayi?

Bade ghar ka damaad banna, jaise topi ko sar se utaar ke pairo mein pehenna

Yeh hoti hai asli ladki ... chutki mein Bipasha, chutki mein Madhubala

Sexy hona full time kaam hai

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums

Laaton ke bhoot jab nahi maane baat ... toh kheench ke dedo unke bum pe laat

Agar tum logon ne dikhaye tevar ... toh teri beti kuvaari maa forever