Har computer ki wahich kahani ... kahin porn star toh kahin sapnon ki rani

Shaadi ki tamanna thi kunware chale aaye ... jaise gaye vaise hi bechare chale aaye

Ram Ram saban ne Ram Ram ... subah ki Ram Ram nagad ... sandhya ki Ram Ram advance

That's a sexy name and I must say that's a sexy frame

Aadmi ki maut aur aurat ki saut ... ek baar gale padh jaye toh peecha nahi chhodti

Aadmi ki shakal achchi na ho na ... toh baatein achchi kiya karte hai

Hindustani jab desi peeta hai toh angrezi bolta hai

Murghi churai kasai se ... aur khabar phelai dakaar se

Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai ... taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake ... aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai ... taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake

Jiski laathi uski bhains ... nikaal cash

Jawani ayaashi ka ek khoobsurat mauka hai

Hum bajaye toh kaano mein pain ... aur yeh paade bhi toh Tansen

Jeete raho ... phulo phalo ... khair chodo

Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai ... kaafi dikhane aati hai

Kisi khoobsurat ladki ko dekh kar koi chede nahi ... toh hamari society mein badtameezi mani jaati hai

Aye silent picture ke dubbing artist

Jin logon ki zindagi gaali ho na ... woh bhajan nahi gaya karte

Beti ka sasural hi hai uska sansar ... rasmo rivaaz nibhati rahoongi, ab toh jaane dijiye ... aati rahoongi

Hum bahut bada sangeetkar, kalakar ... lekin aaj kal ekdum bekaar

Humse garmi aur garibi bardaasht nahin hoti