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# 1741

Yeh Sardar hai aur asardar bhi hai


He is a Sikh and he is effective too

# 1742

Hum Kabir ka iphone, uska ipod, uski item ... sab cheen lenge ... i-shapath


We will steal Kabir's iphone, ipod, girlfriend ... everything ... I swear on my mother

# 1743

First impression izz last impression


First impression is the last impression

# 1744

Abhe marre huye kauve ke pankh


Hey you, feather of a dead crow

# 1745

Aye jhantule jhatak, zyada na matak ... aur meri baat gale mein satak


Hey you shaky person, don't move a lot ... and listen properly to what I am saying

# 1746

Mere aage hai jannat, toh aaj teri shaamat hai ... dil yun kisiko dena, mardo ki buri aadat hai


Heaven is in front of me, hence today you'll have problems ... giving the heart to anyone, is an old habit of men

# 1747

Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar ... raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta


Whether a man is young or experienced like me ... at night he cannot win against a woman in a fight

# 1748

Ek aalsi aadmi ko jab koi mushkil kaam do na ... toh koi na koi aasaan tarika dhoond hi leta hai karne ka


When you give a difficult task to a lazy person ... then somehow or the other he will find an easy way to do it

# 1749

Bhaari mistik ho gaya Sir ... ekdum blunder ho gaya


Sir it was a big mistake ... a total blunder

# 1750

Khushi se uchal jayega didi tera jee ... upar jaake dekh, behte hai jijaji


My sister your heart will be so happy ... go and see, brother-in-law is sitting upstairs

# 1751

Bade bade khatarnako ki nak kaat kar apne jeb mein rakh li hai


I have cut the nose of very dangerous people and kept it in my pocket

# 1752

Thanda peeke jao bahut garam ho gayi ho


You have become very hot, drink a cold drink and go

# 1753

Yeh theater hai theater ... yahan drama nahi chalega


This is a theater ... here we don't want any drama

# 1754

Jis din yeh khel shuru hoga na ... us din gend tum hoge ... aur chakke main maroonga


The day this game starts ... that day you will be the ball ... and I will hit the sixes

# 1755

Yeh system mujhe aaj tak samajh nahi aaya ... road par tezz chalao toh police pakadti hai ... race mein tezz chalao toh inaam milta hai


I haven't understood this system till today ... if you drive fast on the road then the police catches you ... but if you drive fast in a race then you are rewarded

# 1756

Imaandari se zyada zaroori hai dukaandari


Salesmanship is more important than honesty

# 1757

Chaddi mein kar dena, dhoti mein kar dena ... magar raaste mein kabhi nahi karna


Do it in your shorts, do it in your loincloth ... but never do it on the road

# 1758

Faanoos banke jiski hifaazat sarkar kare ... woh mantri kyun mare, jiska ilaaj poora aspataal kare


One who gets protection like a lamp from the government ... why will that minister die, who gets care from the whole hospital

# 1759

Humne chidiya ka naksha manga tha, chidiye ke ghosle ka nahi


I had asked for the map of the bird, not of the birds nest

# 1760

Vadiya vadiya kha te vadiya vadiya pehen ... load na le ... asar padega sperm pe


Eat good and wear good ... don't take load ... it will affect the sperms

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