Yeh Sardar hai aur asardar bhi hai

Hum Kabir ka iphone, uska ipod, uski item ... sab cheen lenge ... i-shapath

First impression izz last impression

Abhe marre huye kauve ke pankh

Aye jhantule jhatak, zyada na matak ... aur meri baat gale mein satak

Mere aage hai jannat, toh aaj teri shaamat hai ... dil yun kisiko dena, mardo ki buri aadat hai

Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar ... raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta

Ek aalsi aadmi ko jab koi mushkil kaam do na ... toh koi na koi aasaan tarika dhoond hi leta hai karne ka

Bhaari mistik ho gaya Sir ... ekdum blunder ho gaya

Khushi se uchal jayega didi tera jee ... upar jaake dekh, behte hai jijaji

Bade bade khatarnako ki nak kaat kar apne jeb mein rakh li hai

Thanda peeke jao bahut garam ho gayi ho

Yeh theater hai theater ... yahan drama nahi chalega

Jis din yeh khel shuru hoga na ... us din gend tum hoge ... aur chakke main maroonga

Yeh system mujhe aaj tak samajh nahi aaya ... road par tezz chalao toh police pakadti hai ... race mein tezz chalao toh inaam milta hai

Imaandari se zyada zaroori hai dukaandari

Chaddi mein kar dena, dhoti mein kar dena ... magar raaste mein kabhi nahi karna

Faanoos banke jiski hifaazat sarkar kare ... woh mantri kyun mare, jiska ilaaj poora aspataal kare

Humne chidiya ka naksha manga tha, chidiye ke ghosle ka nahi

Vadiya vadiya kha te vadiya vadiya pehen ... load na le ... asar padega sperm pe