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# 1741
Yeh Sardar hai aur asardar bhi hai

He is a Sikh and he is effective too

# 1742
Hum Kabir ka iphone, uska ipod, uski item ... sab cheen lenge ... i-shapath

We will steal Kabir's iphone, ipod, girlfriend ... everything ... I swear on my mother

# 1743
First impression izz last impression

First impression is the last impression

# 1744
Abhe marre huye kauve ke pankh

Hey you, feather of a dead crow

# 1745
Aye jhantule jhatak, zyada na matak ... aur meri baat gale mein satak

Hey you shaky person, don't move a lot ... and listen properly to what I am saying

# 1746
Mere aage hai jannat, toh aaj teri shaamat hai ... dil yun kisiko dena, mardo ki buri aadat hai

Heaven is in front of me, hence today you'll have problems ... giving the heart to anyone, is an old habit of men

# 1747
Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar ... raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta

Whether a man is young or experienced like me ... at night he cannot win against a woman in a fight

# 1748
Ek aalsi aadmi ko jab koi mushkil kaam do na ... toh koi na koi aasaan tarika dhoond hi leta hai karne ka

When you give a difficult task to a lazy person ... then somehow or the other he will find an easy way to do it

# 1749
Bhaari mistik ho gaya Sir ... ekdum blunder ho gaya

Sir it was a big mistake ... a total blunder

# 1750
Khushi se uchal jayega didi tera jee ... upar jaake dekh, behte hai jijaji

My sister your heart will be so happy ... go and see, brother-in-law is sitting upstairs

# 1751
Bade bade khatarnako ki nak kaat kar apne jeb mein rakh li hai

I have cut the nose of very dangerous people and kept it in my pocket

# 1752
Thanda peeke jao bahut garam ho gayi ho

You have become very hot, drink a cold drink and go

# 1753
Yeh theater hai theater ... yahan drama nahi chalega

This is a theater ... here we don't want any drama

# 1754
Jis din yeh khel shuru hoga na ... us din gend tum hoge ... aur chakke main maroonga

The day this game starts ... that day you will be the ball ... and I will hit the sixes

# 1755
Yeh system mujhe aaj tak samajh nahi aaya ... road par tezz chalao toh police pakadti hai ... race mein tezz chalao toh inaam milta hai

I haven't understood this system till today ... if you drive fast on the road then the police catches you ... but if you drive fast in a race then you are rewarded

# 1756
Imaandari se zyada zaroori hai dukaandari

Salesmanship is more important than honesty

# 1757
Chaddi mein kar dena, dhoti mein kar dena ... magar raaste mein kabhi nahi karna

Do it in your shorts, do it in your loincloth ... but never do it on the road

# 1758
Faanoos banke jiski hifaazat sarkar kare ... woh mantri kyun mare, jiska ilaaj poora aspataal kare

One who gets protection like a lamp from the government ... why will that minister die, who gets care from the whole hospital

# 1759
Humne chidiya ka naksha manga tha, chidiye ke ghosle ka nahi

I had asked for the map of the bird, not of the birds nest

# 1760
Vadiya vadiya kha te vadiya vadiya pehen ... load na le ... asar padega sperm pe

Eat good and wear good ... don't take load ... it will affect the sperms

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