Marwadi log ke jeb mein na mawa rehta hai ... paisa woh log apni gand mein dalke rahte hai

Humayun's Tomb ho ya Taj Mahal ... mera bhi love in monuments ki tarha rock solid rahega centuries and centuries tak

Yeh chilled nahi child beer hai

Aap jis school ki KG mein padh rahe hai na ... hum uske principal reh chuke hai

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

Woh joh hai woh main hoon ... aur main joh hoon woh woh hai

Agar 'L' word kahoonga na ... toh 'GPL' khaoonga

Sari duniya ke bache jab pehda hote hai toh maa maa karke rohte hai ... yeh gadha cinema cinema karke roh raha tha

Choti choti baaton se bade kahan ho jaoge ... patli galiyon se nikloge toh khuli sadak par aaoge

Yeh ladkiyan nahi ... yeh toh vanilla ice cream hai

Roses are red, violets are blue ... roz roz SMS karne waale, kaun hai be tu?

Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai ... kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein

Yeh panvati laya, main unnati laonga ... yeh katauti laya, main pragati laonga ... yeh durgati laya, main garbhvati laonga

Driver toh totta hai ... ek dent nahi hai poori body mein

Everything that's in the house is on the house

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai ... agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge

Burger mein tikki rakhne se woh hamburger nahi ban jaata ... tikki burger hi rehta hai

Saara paisa white hai ... karam mere black hai bas

Mera ek hi toh record hai ... ki kahin pe bhi mera koi record nahi