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# 1421

Ek France banda, German banda speak wrong English ... we no problem ... ek Indian banda say wrong English ... banda hi bekaar ho jaata hai ji

If a French person or a German person speaks bad English ... then we have no problem with that ... but if an Indian person speaks bad English ... then that person seems bad to us

Hindi Medium

Irrfan Khan

Comedy
20
# 1422

Aap kamai mein joh maza hai na ... woh maza na baap kamai mein hai, na paap kamai mein hai

The enjoyment that you get from earning money by yourself ... you don't get that enjoyment from the money received from your father or the money earned from evil things

Zamaana Deewana

Shahrukh Khan

Money•Comedy
20
# 1423

Side se dekho toh Vyjayanthimala, peeche se dekho toh Madhubala, samne se dekho toh husn ka pyala

She looks like Vyjayanthimala from the side, she looks like Madhubala from the back, and she looks like a beautiful bowl from the front

Aadmi Khilona Hai

Laxmikant Berde

Comedy
Play Video
20
# 1424

Omar sharifon ki tarah behave karo

Omar behave like good people

Fruit & Nut

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy
20
# 1425

Mera dil bada hai ... I have expanded my heart

I have a big heart ... I have expanded my heart

Fruit & Nut

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy
20
# 1426

Zindagi mein agar jeena zaroori hai ... toh peena bahut zaroori hai

If living is important in life ... then drinking is very important

Phool Bane Angaray

Dalip Tahil

Food & Drinks•Life•Comedy
20
# 1427

Pyar picturon mein hi achcha lagta hai ... extra baatein edit kar dete hai

Love only looks good in movies ... they edit the extra stuff

Happy Ending

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy•Romance
20
# 1428

Lagata hai tumhari aankhon mein soovar ka baal hai

It seems like there is a hair of a pig in your eyes

Aa Gale Lag Jaa (1994)

Paresh Rawal

Animals & Birds•Comedy
20
# 1429

Matlab nikal gaya toh pehchante hi nahi ... ladki kya mili hum mein jaante hi nahi

Now that your work is done you don't even recognize me ... you've got the girl, so you don't even know me

Baabul

Rajpal Yadav

Comedy
20
# 1430

Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai

My friend there is no difference between a car and a wife ... a car goes bad as you drive it and a wife goes bad just like that

Badal

Johnny Lever

Husband & Wife•Transportation•Comedy
20
# 1431

Behen ke ghar bhai kutta ... aur sasur ke ghar jamai kutta

A brother is a dog in his sister's house ... and a son-in-law is a dog in his father-in-laws house

Style

Unknown

Comedy•Family•Animals & Birds
20
# 1432

Sochne ke waqt kahan, yeh koi aur gul khilayegi ... baat jungle ki aag hoti hai, lakh rokoge phail jayegi

Where is the time to think, she will do something crazy ... news is like the fire in the jungle, it will spread no matter how much you try to stop it

Heer Raanjha

Pran

Shayari•Comedy
20
# 1433

Chillar ka pata nahi ... lekin mujh mein change aa gaya hai

I don't know about coins ... but there has been a change in me

Housefull 2

John Abraham

Comedy
20
# 1434

Jab tune us ladki ko taste nahi kiya hai ... toh uske liye apni life waste kyun kar raha hai

When you haven't tasted that girl ... then why are you wasting your life for her

Kisse Pyaar Karoon

Arshad Warsi

Adult•Life•Comedy
20
# 1435

Aaisa diya aashirwad, ki teri chokri ka ghar ho gaya aabaad ... aur tera sadaa ke liye barbaad

I gave such a blessing that your daughter's house will be blessed ... and your house will be destroyed forever

Muqaddar Ka Sikandar

Vinod Khanna

House•Comedy
20
# 1436

Roses are red, violets are blue ... roz roz SMS karne waale, kaun hai be tu?

Roses are red, violets are blue ... who are you, sending me texts everyday?

Chance Pe Dance

Shahid Kapoor

Shayari•Flowers & Trees•Comedy
Play Video
20
# 1437

Mangetar ek aaisi suvidha hai jisse woh har sukh milta hai joh hum mein biwi se milta hai ... lekin biwi se joh dukh milta hai woh hum mein mangetar se zara sa bhi nahi milta

A fiancee is an amenity which gives you all the happiness that you get from a wife ... but the sorrow that you get from a wife, you never get that from a fiancee

Garam Masala

Akshay Kumar

Husband & Wife•Happiness•Comedy
Play Video
20
# 1438

Haath mein rakhiye note ... with a smile on your honth

Keep money in your hand ... with a smile on your lips

Himmatwala (2013)

Paresh Rawal

Money•Comedy
20
# 1439

Andar ki baat ho, tera mera saath ho ... mere kachche banyan pehno, din ho ki raat ho

Whether it is the thing from inside or us being together ... you should buy undergarments from me, whether it is day or night

One Two Three

Paresh Rawal

Shayari•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
20
# 1440

Chaand se dhoop ki umeed karna ... aur tees maar khan se imaandari ki ... dono bekaar hai

To hope for sunlight from the moon ... and to hope for honesty from the great one ... both are useless

Tees Maar Khan

Unknown

Comedy•Truth & Honesty•World & Universe
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