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# 1421

Ek France banda, German banda speak wrong English ... we no problem ... ek Indian banda say wrong English ... banda hi bekaar ho jaata hai ji


If a French person or a German person speaks bad English ... then we have no problem with that ... but if an Indian person speaks bad English ... then that person seems bad to us

# 1422

Aap kamai mein joh maza hai na ... woh maza na baap kamai mein hai, na paap kamai mein hai


The enjoyment that you get from earning money by yourself ... you don't get that enjoyment from the money received from your father or the money earned from evil things

# 1423

Side se dekho toh Vyjayanthimala, peeche se dekho toh Madhubala, samne se dekho toh husn ka pyala


She looks like Vyjayanthimala from the side, she looks like Madhubala from the back, and she looks like a beautiful bowl from the front

# 1424

Omar sharifon ki tarah behave karo


Omar behave like good people

# 1425

Mera dil bada hai ... I have expanded my heart


I have a big heart ... I have expanded my heart

# 1426

Zindagi mein agar jeena zaroori hai ... toh peena bahut zaroori hai


If living is important in life ... then drinking is very important

# 1427

Pyar picturon mein hi achcha lagta hai ... extra baatein edit kar dete hai


Love only looks good in movies ... they edit the extra stuff

# 1428

Lagata hai tumhari aankhon mein soovar ka baal hai


It seems like there is a hair of a pig in your eyes

# 1429

Matlab nikal gaya toh pehchante hi nahi ... ladki kya mili hum mein jaante hi nahi


Now that your work is done you don't even recognize me ... you've got the girl, so you don't even know me

# 1430

Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai


My friend there is no difference between a car and a wife ... a car goes bad as you drive it and a wife goes bad just like that

# 1431

Behen ke ghar bhai kutta ... aur sasur ke ghar jamai kutta


A brother is a dog in his sister's house ... and a son-in-law is a dog in his father-in-laws house

# 1432

Sochne ke waqt kahan, yeh koi aur gul khilayegi ... baat jungle ki aag hoti hai, lakh rokoge phail jayegi


Where is the time to think, she will do something crazy ... news is like the fire in the jungle, it will spread no matter how much you try to stop it

# 1433

Chillar ka pata nahi ... lekin mujh mein change aa gaya hai


I don't know about coins ... but there has been a change in me

# 1434

Jab tune us ladki ko taste nahi kiya hai ... toh uske liye apni life waste kyun kar raha hai


When you haven't tasted that girl ... then why are you wasting your life for her

# 1435

Aaisa diya aashirwad, ki teri chokri ka ghar ho gaya aabaad ... aur tera sadaa ke liye barbaad


I gave such a blessing that your daughter's house will be blessed ... and your house will be destroyed forever

# 1436

Roses are red, violets are blue ... roz roz SMS karne waale, kaun hai be tu?


Roses are red, violets are blue ... who are you, sending me texts everyday?

# 1437

Mangetar ek aaisi suvidha hai jisse woh har sukh milta hai joh hum mein biwi se milta hai ... lekin biwi se joh dukh milta hai woh hum mein mangetar se zara sa bhi nahi milta


A fiancee is an amenity which gives you all the happiness that you get from a wife ... but the sorrow that you get from a wife, you never get that from a fiancee

# 1438

Haath mein rakhiye note ... with a smile on your honth


Keep money in your hand ... with a smile on your lips

# 1439

Andar ki baat ho, tera mera saath ho ... mere kachche banyan pehno, din ho ki raat ho


Whether it is the thing from inside or us being together ... you should buy undergarments from me, whether it is day or night

# 1440

Chaand se dhoop ki umeed karna ... aur tees maar khan se imaandari ki ... dono bekaar hai


To hope for sunlight from the moon ... and to hope for honesty from the great one ... both are useless

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