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# 1381
Jawaani ek din humpar bhi aayi thi ... kisi se pooch le, us waqt bhi mehnat ki khai thi

The youth was with us also one day ... and ask anyone, at that time also I had earned everything with hard work

# 1382
Trailer hit toh picture hit ... aur gaana hit toh picture super hit

If the trailer is a hit then the movie is a hit ... and if the song is a hit then the movie is a super hit

# 1383
Ek ladki ka diya hua dard ... doosri ladki hi mitta sakti hai

The pain given by a girl ... can only be treated by another girl

# 1384
Yeh ladkiyan nahi ... yeh toh vanilla ice cream hai

These aren't girls ... they are vanilla ice cream

# 1385
Yeh panvati laya, main unnati laonga ... yeh katauti laya, main pragati laonga ... yeh durgati laya, main garbhvati laonga

He bought bad luck, I will bring development ... he bought deductions, I will bring progress ... he bought catastrophe, I will bring a pregnant woman

# 1386
Driver toh totta hai ... ek dent nahi hai poori body mein

The driver is beautiful ... she doesn't have a single mark on her body

# 1387
Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye

A family member ruins his own house ... a fashion designer bathes nude ... and Jayasuriya goes to Sri Lanka

# 1388
Everything that's in the house is on the house

Everything that's in the house is on the house

# 1389
If I slept with you, you also slept with me

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

# 1390
Jiski laathi uski bhains ... nikaal cash

The buffalo belongs to the one who has the stick ... now give me the cash

# 1391
Logon ke yahan Laajvanti, Gunvanti, Bhagvanti aati hai ... mere yahan Kharchvanti aa gayi hai

In peoples houses wives are called Laajvanti, Gunvanti, Bhagvanti ... but in my place she is called Kharchvanti (big spender)

# 1392
Agar yeh aasoon nahi ruke na ... toh is shehar mein tsunami aa jayega

If these tears don't stop ... then there will be a tsunami in this city

# 1393
Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

If Priya is a Mercedes then you are Maruti ... if Priya is a Boeing then you are a bullock cart ... if Priya is a Kohinoor diamond then you are Kohinoor basmati rice ... if Priya is a capable then you are chick peas from Kabul

# 1394
Hum chatti ka dhood yaad dila denge ... I will make him remember milk number 6

I will show him what I can do ... I will make him remember milk number 6

# 1395
Beta tumse nah ho payega

You won't be able to do it my son

# 1396
Saara paisa white hai ... karam mere black hai bas

All my money is white ... only my deeds are black

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# 1397
Main crorepati, tu arabpati ... baki sab chai ki pati

I am rich, you are super rich ... and all others are tea leaves

# 1398
Shaadi nahi hui toh kya hua, suhagraat toh roz manati hoon ... pati nahi mila toh kya hua, crorepati toh roz milte hai

So what if I am not married, I celebrate the nuptial night everyday ... so what if I don't have a husband, I meet millionaires everyday

# 1399
Hai hai, taude muscal kitne satong hai nee

Oh my, what strong muscles you have

# 1400
Hamari yaadash achchi bhi hai aur tezz bhi hai

My memory is good and also sharp

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