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# 1381

Jawaani ek din humpar bhi aayi thi ... kisi se pooch le, us waqt bhi mehnat ki khai thi


The youth was with us also one day ... and ask anyone, at that time also I had earned everything with hard work

# 1382

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon


Tonight he's got married and in some time he will start his honeymoon ... and that to from night until afternoon

# 1383

Agar main chota kaam karoonga na ... toh chota hi ban kar reh jaonga


If I do small work ... then I will remain small

# 1384

Kalyug mein zindagi badi kaiyan hai ... aur log maha kaminey


In the age of vice life's a bitch ... and people are dogs

# 1385

Apni umar se badhkar baatein nahi karte


You shouldn't talk about things bigger than your age

# 1386

Kar bhala toh ho bhala


If you do good then good things will happen to you

# 1387

Aye Brian Lara ... chal ho ja nau do gyarah


Hey you Brian Lara ... go away from here

# 1388

Aye hit film ke flop hero log


Hey you flop heroes of a hit film

# 1389

Abhe shamshaan ke bhuje huye koile


Hey you, burnt coal from the mortuary

# 1390

Tip baad mein dena toh ek rivaaz hai ... pehle dena achchi service ki guarantee hai


It is customary to tip at the end ... but giving it first is a guarantee for good service

# 1391

Hamari yaadash achchi bhi hai aur tezz bhi hai


My memory is good and also sharp

# 1392

Poore bheje ka bhurji aur shareer ka shrikhand bana daala iske


They scrambled his whole brain and made a desert from his body

# 1393

Bahut dhundne ka baad malum hua ki jeevan mein mithaas sirf do hi jagah hai ... ek mithaai waale ke yahan, doosri tumhari awaaz


After searching for a long time I came to realize that in life sweetness can come only from two places ... one from a sweet shop and other from your voice

# 1394

Good news ke liye timing aur lighting dono perfect chahiye


For good news you should have perfect timing and lighting

# 1395

Woh toh aaise chipak gaye hai ... ki agar censor dekhle toh kainchi chala de


They are stuck in such a way ... that if the censor board sees it then they will use the scissors

# 1396

Doosre ka suitcase aur doosre ki biwi ko haath nahi lagana chahiye


One should not touch someone else's suitcase and someone else's wife

# 1397

Yeh raat ko teen se paanch ka joh waqt hota hai na ... woh bilkul Kumbhkaran ka time hota hai


The time between three and five in the night ... is exactly like Kumbhkaran (very sleepy) time

# 1398

Adult baat mat kar, idhar maa behen khadi hai


Don't talk adult stuff, mom and sister are standing here

# 1399

Ab main bina petrol ki gaadi aur bina nashe ki taadi hoon ... ab main woh phateli sari hoon jisko koi hijhra bhi nahin pehne


I am now like a car without petrol and an alcoholic drink without intoxication ... I am now like a torn sari which even a eunuch will not wear

# 1400

Tere mooh mein ghee shakkar ki factory


Be there a factory of clarified butter and sugar in your mouth

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