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# 1381

Jawaani ek din humpar bhi aayi thi ... kisi se pooch le, us waqt bhi mehnat ki khai thi


The youth was with us also one day ... and ask anyone, at that time also I had earned everything with hard work

# 1382

Trailer hit toh picture hit ... aur gaana hit toh picture super hit


If the trailer is a hit then the movie is a hit ... and if the song is a hit then the movie is a super hit

# 1383

Ek ladki ka diya hua dard ... doosri ladki hi mitta sakti hai


The pain given by a girl ... can only be treated by another girl

# 1384

Yeh ladkiyan nahi ... yeh toh vanilla ice cream hai


These aren't girls ... they are vanilla ice cream

# 1385

Yeh panvati laya, main unnati laonga ... yeh katauti laya, main pragati laonga ... yeh durgati laya, main garbhvati laonga


He bought bad luck, I will bring development ... he bought deductions, I will bring progress ... he bought catastrophe, I will bring a pregnant woman

# 1386

Driver toh totta hai ... ek dent nahi hai poori body mein


The driver is beautiful ... she doesn't have a single mark on her body

# 1387

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye


A family member ruins his own house ... a fashion designer bathes nude ... and Jayasuriya goes to Sri Lanka

# 1388

Everything that's in the house is on the house


Everything that's in the house is on the house

# 1389

If I slept with you, you also slept with me


If I slept with you, you also slept with me

# 1390

Jiski laathi uski bhains ... nikaal cash


The buffalo belongs to the one who has the stick ... now give me the cash

# 1391

Logon ke yahan Laajvanti, Gunvanti, Bhagvanti aati hai ... mere yahan Kharchvanti aa gayi hai


In peoples houses wives are called Laajvanti, Gunvanti, Bhagvanti ... but in my place she is called Kharchvanti (big spender)

# 1392

Agar yeh aasoon nahi ruke na ... toh is shehar mein tsunami aa jayega


If these tears don't stop ... then there will be a tsunami in this city

# 1393

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana


If Priya is a Mercedes then you are Maruti ... if Priya is a Boeing then you are a bullock cart ... if Priya is a Kohinoor diamond then you are Kohinoor basmati rice ... if Priya is a capable then you are chick peas from Kabul

# 1394

Hum chatti ka dhood yaad dila denge ... I will make him remember milk number 6


I will show him what I can do ... I will make him remember milk number 6

# 1395

Beta tumse nah ho payega


You won't be able to do it my son

# 1396

Saara paisa white hai ... karam mere black hai bas


All my money is white ... only my deeds are black

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# 1397

Main crorepati, tu arabpati ... baki sab chai ki pati


I am rich, you are super rich ... and all others are tea leaves

# 1398

Shaadi nahi hui toh kya hua, suhagraat toh roz manati hoon ... pati nahi mila toh kya hua, crorepati toh roz milte hai


So what if I am not married, I celebrate the nuptial night everyday ... so what if I don't have a husband, I meet millionaires everyday

# 1399

Hai hai, taude muscal kitne satong hai nee


Oh my, what strong muscles you have

# 1400

Na surat, na huliya, na shakal ... aur ladki ko kehta hai pyar karne bahar chal


Niether a good face and neither a good body ... and you say to a girl, let's go outside to make love

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