Yeh headmaster, headmaster nahi hai ji, yeh businessman hai ... aur aaj kal padhai, padhai nahi hai ji, yeh dhanda hai dhanda

This headmaster is a businessman ... and these days education has turned into a business

Gareebi mein jeena ek kala hai

Living in poverty is an art

Ek France banda, German banda speak wrong English ... we no problem ... ek Indian banda say wrong English ... banda hi bekaar ho jaata hai ji

If a French person or a German person speaks bad English ... then we have no problem with that ... but if an Indian person speaks bad English ... then that person seems bad to us

Customer toh God hi hota hai ... lekin biwi na Mata Rani hoti hai

Customer is God ... but a wife is Goddess

Is desh mein angrezi zabaan nahi hai ... class hai

In this country English is not a language ... it's a class

Today god promise I speak English ... because English is India and India is English

Today I swear on god, I'll speak in English ... because English is India and India is English

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

My life is Hindi but my wife is English