Joh ladki hum mein chahiye usse hum nahi chahiye ... aur jisse hum chahiye woh kisko chahiye

The girl that I want doesn't want me ... and the girl that wants me, who wants her

Paisa hi sach hai

Money is truth

Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata hai ... ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai

The way God spins the wheel of destiny is strange ... it turns a king into a beggar and it puts the crown on the head of a beggar

Mangetar ek aaisi suvidha hai jisse woh har sukh milta hai joh hum mein biwi se milta hai ... lekin biwi se joh dukh milta hai woh hum mein mangetar se zara sa bhi nahi milta

A fiancee is an amenity which gives you all the happiness that you get from a wife ... but the sorrow that you get from a wife, you never get that from a fiancee

Jab do galatiyan mil jaati hai ... toh ek cheez sahi ho jaati hai

When two mistakes get combined ... then one right thing happens