Filmy Quotes

Comedy
Comedy

(Page 71 of 163)
# 1401
Na surat, na huliya, na shakal ... aur ladki ko kehta hai pyar karne bahar chal

Niether a good face and neither a good body ... and you say to a girl, let's go outside to make love

# 1402
Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

If a man is a dog then his thinking is a dogs tail ... it never changes

# 1403
Har koi subah nikalta hai soochke ki aaj kuch achcha hoga ... raat tak bas booch achcha beheta hai

Everyone leaves in the morning thinking something good will happen today ... but till the night they only get screwed in a good way

# 1404
Ek door ka chacha hai aur ek mooh boli bhabhi ... door ka chacha mujhse door hi rehta hai ... aur mooh boli bhabhi kabhi mujhe mooh nahi lagati

I have one distant uncle and one proclaimed sister-in-law ... the distant uncle stays at a distance from me ... and the proclaimed sister-in-law never talk to me

# 1405
Is duniya mein na, pyar naam ka ek hi emotion hai ... baki sab lose motion hai

In this world, love is the only emotion ... everything else is lose motion

# 1406
Bakra khud kasai ke ghar ke samne jaakar kathak karne laga ... toh use kaun bacha sakta hai?

If the goat himself goes and dances in front of the slaughterer's house ... then who can save him?

# 1407
Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

You should drink little little right? ... half you half me, slowly slowly

# 1408
Chalo meri jaan ... chal kar lagayein pyar ki dukaan

Let's go sweetheart ... let's go and open the shop of love

# 1409
Saala phateli chaddi pehenne waala meri gaddhi par behetkar noton ki gaddi ginne laga

Bloody one who wore torn shorts is sitting in my chair and counting bundles of money

# 1410
Sar ka taj tedha ho ... toh rani, rani nahin kaani lagti hai

If the crown on the head is crooked ... then a queen does not look a queen, but a squint eye

# 1411
Main bhi toh ... kid hi hoon

Even I am ... a kid

# 1412
Sirf goggles imported hain ... aankhen nahin

Only the goggles are imported ... not the eyes

# 1413
Pehli tareek se, badi company mein, chota afsar ban raha hoon

From the 1st, in a big company, I am becoming a small officer

# 1414
Mera naam hai Ibu Hatela ... maa meri chudail ki beti, baap mera shaitan ka chela ... khayega kela?

My name is Ibu Hatela ... my mother is a daughter of a bitch, my father is a servant of satan ... want to eat a banana?

# 1415
Aaj Pooja, kal koi dooja

Today Pooja, tomorrow someone else

# 1416
Khada ho jaon yah ... iske liye bhi license chahiye?

Can I stand ... or do I need a license for that also?

# 1417
Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Surely you are a fool ... because a man becomes an idiot only after he gets married

# 1418
Injury hai, jaate jaate jayegi

It is an injury, it will go away slowly

# 1419
Vyavastha mein kami kaam ke class ko gira deti hai ... aur hum class aur mass, dono ke liye kaam karte hai

Lack of arrangement degrades the class of the work being done ... and I work for the class and the mass as well

# 1420
Chhodo isko bura laga, thopda dekho iska ... tu abhi bacha hai par malum nahi kiska

Forget it as he's feeling bad, look at his face ... you're still a kid, but no one knows who are your parents

Recently Added

Box Office Winners


Movies Directory

ABCDEFG
HIJKLMN
OPQRSTU
VWXYZ#

Stars Directory

ABCDEFG
HIJKLMN
OPQRSTU
VWXYZ

Copyright © FilmyQuotes.com