Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

Har koi subah nikalta hai soochke ki aaj kuch achcha hoga ... raat tak bas booch achcha beheta hai

Ek door ka chacha hai aur ek mooh boli bhabhi ... door ka chacha mujhse door hi rehta hai ... aur mooh boli bhabhi kabhi mujhe mooh nahi lagati

Is duniya mein na, pyar naam ka ek hi emotion hai ... baki sab lose motion hai

Bakra khud kasai ke ghar ke samne jaakar kathak karne laga ... toh use kaun bacha sakta hai?

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

Chalo meri jaan ... chal kar lagayein pyar ki dukaan

Saala phateli chaddi pehenne waala meri gaddhi par behetkar noton ki gaddi ginne laga

Sar ka taj tedha ho ... toh rani, rani nahin kaani lagti hai

Main bhi toh ... kid hi hoon

Sirf goggles imported hain ... aankhen nahin

Pehli tareek se, badi company mein, chota afsar ban raha hoon

Mera naam hai Ibu Hatela ... maa meri chudail ki beti, baap mera shaitan ka chela ... khayega kela?

Aaj Pooja, kal koi dooja

Khada ho jaon yah ... iske liye bhi license chahiye?

Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Injury hai, jaate jaate jayegi

Vyavastha mein kami kaam ke class ko gira deti hai ... aur hum class aur mass, dono ke liye kaam karte hai

Chhodo isko bura laga, thopda dekho iska ... tu abhi bacha hai par malum nahi kiska

Temper nahi ... otherwise my temper will hamper you