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# 1401

Main anaar kha raha hoon toh aap mujhe anaari toh nahin samajh rahe?

Do you think I am foolish because I am eating a pomegranate?

Race

Anil Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 1402

Ishq aur bullet mein khaas farak nahi hota bhai ... dono hi nikalte hain chaati faadne ke liye

Brother, there is hardly any difference between love and a bullet ... they both come out to tear apart the chest

Yeh Saali Zindagi

Saurabh Shukla

Comedy
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# 1403

Heroine ki zindagi is like an elected government ... paanch saal tak party ... uske baad support

The life of a heroine is like an elected government ... party for 5 years ... after that support

The Dirty Picture

Naseeruddin Shah

Government•Comedy
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# 1404

Main toh roz vilayat jata hoon ... aur roz vilayat se aata hoon

I go everyday to a foreign country ... and everyday I come back from a foreign country

Kaalia

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
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# 1405

Mujhe susu aayi hai

I need to pee

Anjaana Anjaani

Ranbir Kapoor

Comedy
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# 1406

Ye ladki? ... upar upar se, iski packeting phad ke dekho na ... das tagde bande niklenge ander se

She girl? ... only from the outside, when you tear her packaging ... 10 strong men will come from inside

Band Baaja Baaraat

Ranveer Singh

Women•Comedy
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# 1407

Partner bana le please ... achcha partner nahi to sectery, assistant ... arre peon hi bana le

Please make me a partner ... ok if not partner then secretary, assistant ... atleast make me a peon

Band Baaja Baaraat

Ranveer Singh

Business•Comedy
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# 1408

Indian God marta hai ... aur hasta bhi hai

Indian God hits ... and laughs also

Mr. India

Bob Christo

Comedy•Religion & God
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# 1409

Hamare zamane mein kaha karte the ki aashiq ke teen thikane hai ... kapde phatte, baal latte, aur chaurahe pe datte

In our days it was said that a lover has three signs ... ripped clothes, messy hair, and sitting idle on the crossroads

Tadap

Saurabh Shukla

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
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# 1410

Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru

An upset girlfriend can return ... a lost government can return ... but the hair once lost can never return

Bala

Ayushmann Khurrana

Comedy•Government
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# 1411

Last local ka time ho gaya, jaake jaldi chad le ... system ka tu naukar hai, jaa boss ke pair tu padh le

It's time for the last local train to leave, so get on it quickly ... you're an employee of the system, so go and kiss the feet of your boss

Gully Boy

Unknown

Transportation•Job & Career•Comedy
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# 1412

Thakela, pakela, boring, nirutsahi log ... cigarette se bhi zyada hanikarak hote hai

People who are boring and lack enthusiasm ... are more injurious than cigarettes

102 Not Out

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
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# 1413

I not study IIT ... but IIT study me

I didn't study at IIT (Indian Institute of Technology) ... but IIT did study me

Padman

Akshay Kumar

Education•Comedy
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# 1414

Pyar mein padna is like investing in mutual funds ... hum sabko lagta hai baad mein jab mature hoga na, tab return dega ... joh hum nahi sochte hai woh yeh hai ... ki investing in mutual funds is subject to market risk

Falling in love is like investing in mutual funds ... we all think that it'll give us returns when it'll mature ... what we don't think is that ... investing in mutual funds is subject to market risk

Befikre

Ranveer Singh

Comedy•Romance
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# 1415

Insaan ko insaan hi hona chahiye ... Kohinoor toh basmasti chawal bhi hai

A human must be a human ... since even basmasti rice is Kohinoor

Housefull 3

Boman Irani

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 1416

Sunday ko uthke phone tatol-tatolke aaise dekh raha hai baar baar ... jaise Katrina Kaif nikalne waali hai phone se

On a Sunday after getting up he was staring at the phone in such a way ... as if Katrina Kaif is going to come out from it

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Unknown

Comedy
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# 1417

Hamara system bachon ke diaper ki tarah ho chuka hai ... kahin thoda geela aur kahin se thoda dheela

Our system has become like a kids diaper ... somewhere it's a little wet and somewhere it's a little loose

Gabbar Is Back

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
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# 1418

Insaan ka emotion uska motion ke saath juda hua hai

The emotion of a person is connected with his motion

Piku

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
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# 1419

Mere paas botal hai, glass hai, pani hai, pyas hai, chakna hai, chicken hai ... par meri daru kiske paas hai yaar?

I have a bottle, a glass, water, thirst, snacks, chicken ... but who has my alcohol?

Shamitabh

Amitabh Bachchan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 1420

London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai

The weather of London and the girls of London cannot be trusted ... they change their colours anytime

Bhagam Bhag

Rajpal Yadav

City & Places•Women•Comedy
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 Main Hoon Woh Hero
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