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# 1441

Ladki ka model ho ya gadi ka ... waqt ke saath saath dono purani ho jaati hai


Whether it is a model of a girl or a car ... with time both get old

# 1442

Har koi subah nikalta hai soochke ki aaj kuch achcha hoga ... raat tak bas booch achcha beheta hai


Everyone leaves in the morning thinking something good will happen today ... but till the night they only get screwed in a good way

# 1443

Aapki kalai ka naap le raha tha ... hathkadi ka order dene ke liye


I was measuring your wrist ... to order for handcuffs

# 1444

Kaun kehta hai ki aasmaan mein surakh ho nahin sakta ... ek patthar toh tabiyat se unchalo yaaron


Who says you can't make a hole in the sky ... my friend at least throw a stone properly

# 1445

Is duniya mein na, pyar naam ka ek hi emotion hai ... baki sab lose motion hai


In this world, love is the only emotion ... everything else is lose motion

# 1446

Is chaku se aaj tak kaddu, tinde aur tamatar katte aaye hain ... lekin aaj, aaj main katunga


Till today there have been pumpkin, gourd, and tomatoes cut from this knife ... but today, today I will be cut

# 1447

Galati toh galati se hoti hai na?


A mistake is committed by a mistake?

# 1448

Aaj Pooja, kal koi dooja


Today Pooja, tomorrow someone else

# 1449

Khada ho jaon yah ... iske liye bhi license chahiye?


Can I stand ... or do I need a license for that also?

# 1450

Ghajini ki aulad!


You son of Ghajini!

# 1451

Apni chaukhat ka diya ... giving light to neighbor's house


The lamp on my doorstep ... is giving light to my neighbor's house

# 1452

(Kya hai aapki age?) - Main beete huye kal se ek din badi hoon ... aur aane wale kal se ek din choti hoon ... now you do the math


(What's your age?) - I'm one day elder than yesterday ... and one day younger than tomorrow ... now you do the math

# 1453

Temper nahi ... otherwise my temper will hamper you


Don't increase my temper ... otherwise my temper will hamper you

# 1454

Aap kamai mein joh maza hai na ... woh maza na baap kamai mein hai, na paap kamai mein hai


The enjoyment that you get from earning money by yourself ... you don't get that enjoyment from the money received from your father or the money earned from evil things

# 1455

Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai


Sugarfree biscuits which have less sugar ... are double the price of the sugar biscuits ... slim milk which has less milk ... is more expensive than regular milk ... eating less has become more expensive than eating more

# 1456

Kehte hai doodh ka jala chaas bhi phoonk phoonkar peeta hai ... lekin aadmi ka waqt bura ho toh ice-cream se bhi mooh jal jaata hai


It is said that the one who has burnt his mouth from hot milk also drinks buttermilk by blowing it ... but if a man is going through bad times then he can even burn his mouth from ice-cream

# 1457

Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki ... pehle cushions aaye, phir curtains aaye ... phir cushions curtains se match nahi kiye toh aur cushions aaye ... saale mug itne hai mere yahan ki unhe bechne jaon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye


Bloody their shopping never ends ... first the cushions came, then the curtains came ... then the cushions did not match the curtains so more cushions came ... bloody I have so many mugs at my place that if I go to sell them then it will cover a full month's expenses

# 1458

Zindagi mein agar jeena zaroori hai ... toh peena bahut zaroori hai


If living is important in life ... then drinking is very important

# 1459

Ladka ladki bhaagkar gale milte hai, toh milne de ... slow motion hone de, sunset hone de, gaane bajhte hai toh bajhne de ... main toh kehta hoon ki dono puppy lete hai toh lene de


If a boy and a girl run and hug each other, then let them do it ... let there be slow motion, let there be a sunset, if songs are playing then let them play ... infact I'm saying if they are kissing then let them do it

# 1460

Aaj kal toh do hi logon ko kaam milta hai ... joh bahut neeche hai, mazdoori karte hai ... ya toh bahut oonche hai ... is jaise beech waale logon ka haal toh beech waalon jaisa ho gaya hai ... taali bajao aur paisa maango


Nowadays only two types of people get work ... those who are at the bottom, who do the labour work ... or those who are at the top ... the condition of people like him in the middle has become that of eunuchs ... clap your hands and ask for money

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