Zindagi jhaant hai ... phir bhi thaant hai

Kar bhala toh ho bhala

Hum toh chamatkar ko namaskar karte hai

Madam ... I am your only Adam

Koi mamuli MP meri MP3 nahi bajha sakta

Bekarari hadh se badh jaye usse sada kehte hai ... aur vaada karke derr se aane ko ada kehte hai

Arre yeh theater hai ki koyle ki bhatti ... aye fan chalu kar reh

Hamari yaadash achchi bhi hai aur tezz bhi hai

I don't the trust Indians ... (sorry) ... eggjactly

Yeh koi Hindustani sulabh shauchalay nahi ... jahan bandh hone waali cheez khulti nahi aur khulne waali cheez bandh nahi hoti

Aaj maut ka vyapaari ... zindagi ka chaukidaar ban gaya

Puttar, puttar, puttar ... now you give me uttar

Woh toh aaise chipak gaye hai ... ki agar censor dekhle toh kainchi chala de

For your naughtiness ... I will eat a papad and you will get a jhapad

Hum toh dil ke saudagar hai ... dil khareedte hai ... dil bechte hai

Arrey tu sad hota hai na ... main double sad hota hai re

Khud laat marte ho aur mujhe gadha kehte ho?

Ek ek kona toh sabke paas hai ... magar ladki kisi ko bhi nahi milti

Lambe kapde pehenna bahut hanikarak fashion hai

Main toh roz vilayat jata hoon ... aur roz vilayat se aata hoon