Insaan ke sanskar badhe hi hone chahiye ... chota toh Bheem bhi hota hai

Meri maa kehti hai khate waqt roti aur maarte waqt bandhe ginna ... bahut buri baat hai

Memory aur thukai ka kuch direct connection hai ... yeh baat toh doctor ko batani chahiye ... majho ka majho aur ilaaj ka ilaaj

India mein time se aane waale ki koi value nahi hoti ... der se aane waale ko star samjha jaata hai

Yeh inspector na bina break ka bulldozer hai ... ek baar chalta hai na toh rukta nahi hai

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Gadhaa kitna bhi imported sabun lagaye ... woh ghoda nahi ban jaata

Na pet mein dana hai ... na lote mein pani hai ... na bundle mein beedi hai ... na maachis mein teeli hai

Zyada paisa aaye toh neend nahi aati ... neend aaye toh zyada paisa nahi aata

Main har test pass karke dikhaonga ... chahe yeh mera blood test kyun nah lele

Tumhare shareer ke pedh par ... jawani ka naya phool khil gaya

Aaj kal darwaaze ko lock karke rakhne ka bhi zamaana nahin raha

When elder get cosy ... younger don't put nosy

Is duniya ke har chu*iye ko lagta hai ki uski wali alag hai ... aur tere mooh se yeh alag hai sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai ki "L" lagne wale hai

Ek baar gaya hoon moon pe ... bahut hi lul place hai

Mohabbat aur jurrat kya cheez hai, yeh tu kya janega kasai ... yeh deewana bankar rahega, tumhara permanent jamai

Aaisa toh aadmi life mein do-heech time bhaagta hai ... Olympic ka race ho yah police ka case ho ... tum kahe mein bhaagta hai bhai?

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

Kanoon aur bhagwan jab deta hai na, toh chappad phad kar deta hai ... aur jab leta hai, toh thappad maar kar leta hai