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# 721

India mein time se aane waale ki koi value nahi hoti ... der se aane waale ko star samjha jaata hai

In India there is no value for people who come on time ... and people who come late are considered a star

Judwaa

Bindu

Time•Comedy
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# 722

Yeh inspector na bina break ka bulldozer hai ... ek baar chalta hai na toh rukta nahi hai

This cop is a bulldozer without any break ... once he starts then he doesn't stop

Phata Poster Nikhla Hero

Ileana D'Cruz

Police•Transportation•Comedy
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# 723

Tu marega nahi ... tu sadega!

You won't die ... you will rot!

Dhol

Rajpal Yadav

Comedy
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# 724

Gadhaa kitna bhi imported sabun lagaye ... woh ghoda nahi ban jaata

No matter how good a soap a donkey uses ... he will never become a horse

Betaaj Badshah

Rana Jung Bahadur

Animals & Birds•Comedy
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# 725

You're the one jispe atka hai mann

You're the one on whom my heart is stuck

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Romance•Comedy
52
# 726

Na pet mein dana hai ... na lote mein pani hai ... na bundle mein beedi hai ... na maachis mein teeli hai

There is no food in the stomach ... no water in the mug ... no beedi in the packet ... and no matchstick in the matchbox

Baap Numbri Beta Dus Numbri

Kader Khan

Comedy•Food & Drinks
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# 727

Zyada paisa aaye toh neend nahi aati ... neend aaye toh zyada paisa nahi aata

When a lot of money comes then you can't sleep ... and when you sleep a lot of money can't come

Deewaar (1975)

Shashi Kapoor

Money•Comedy
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# 728

Meerut ka hoon ... apni aukaat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka Gurgaon bana doonga

I am from Meerut ... if I come to my skin, the I will make your ass into Gurgaon

Jolly LLB

Arshad Warsi

Adult•City & Places•Comedy
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# 729

Bag uthakar padne gaya toh master ne kaha school chhod de ... bat ball uthakar mohalle mein gaya toh bachchon ne kaha khelna chhod de ... scooter uthakar ghar se bahar gaya toh padosi ne kaha Malad tak chhod de ... aur aaj papa ne kaha ghar hi chhod de

When I took my bag and went to learn, the master said leave the school ... when I took the bat and ball and went to the locality, the kids said leave playing ... when I took my scooter out of my house, the neighbor said leave me till Malad ... today Dad said leave the house

Khiladi 786

Himesh Reshammiya

Comedy•Parents•House
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# 730

Tumhare shareer ke pedh par ... jawani ka naya phool khil gaya

On the tree of your body ... a new flower of youth has blossomed

Imtihaan

Gulshan Grover

Adult•Flowers & Trees•Comedy
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# 731

Main na idhar dekhta hoon na udhar dekhta hoon ... bahut sochne ke baad kahin dekhta hoon

I don't look here and neither do I look there ... I look somewhere only after thinking a lot

Aa Gaya Hero

Govinda

Comedy
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# 732

Hospital mein normal delivery hui thi ... iska matlab yeh toh pakka tha ki yeh abnormal upar se nahi tapka tha

It was a normal delivery in the hospital ... which means it is confirmed that this abnormal person didn't just fall from the sky

Kick

Unknown

Comedy
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# 733

Joh khave maari dal, badal jave uki chaal ... main aaisi banao kadhi, haath mein lag jaye hathkadi ... joh khave maari roti, dhatke khele goti

One who drinks my lentil soup, changes his style ... I make such good kadhi, that there will be handcuffs in your hand ... one who eats my bread, plays marbles well

Lal Baadshah

Manisha Koirala

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 734

Aaisa toh aadmi life mein do-heech time bhaagta hai ... Olympic ka race ho yah police ka case ho ... tum kahe mein bhaagta hai bhai?

A man runs like this only for two reasons in his life ... either in a race in Olympics or if it is a police case ... what are you running for brother?

Amar Akbar Anthony

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy•Sports & Games•Police
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# 735

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

Golmaal 3

Kareena Kapoor

Husband & Wife•Festival•Comedy
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# 736

When elder get cosy ... younger don't put nosy

When elders get cosy ... youngers should not put their nose in between

Bol Bachchan

Ajay Devgan

Comedy
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# 737

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi

Ox means bull ... Ford means car ... Oxford becomes bullock cart

Lage Raho Munna Bhai

Arshad Warsi

Animals & Birds•Transportation•Comedy
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# 738

Aisi kaunsi cheez hai joh tu pehenta bhi hai aur khayega bhi ... joota

What's that one thing which you wear and you'll eat as well ... shoes

Baaghi 3

Unknown

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
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# 739

Do tarah ke log hote hai ... ek woh joh pehle kamate hai, baad mein party karte hai ... aur doosre woh joh party karne ke baad, bill chukane ke liye gadhe jaisi mehnat karte hai

There are two types of people ... first those who earn money first and then party ... and second those who after partying, work like a donkey to pay the bills

Sanam Re

Manoj Joshi

Money•Comedy
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# 740

Lul ho gayi humri life

My life has become useless

PK

Aamir Khan

Life•Comedy
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