India mein time se aane waale ki koi value nahi hoti ... der se aane waale ko star samjha jaata hai

Yeh inspector na bina break ka bulldozer hai ... ek baar chalta hai na toh rukta nahi hai

Tu marega nahi ... tu sadega!

Gadhaa kitna bhi imported sabun lagaye ... woh ghoda nahi ban jaata

You're the one jispe atka hai mann

Na pet mein dana hai ... na lote mein pani hai ... na bundle mein beedi hai ... na maachis mein teeli hai

Zyada paisa aaye toh neend nahi aati ... neend aaye toh zyada paisa nahi aata

Meerut ka hoon ... apni aukaat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka Gurgaon bana doonga

Bag uthakar padne gaya toh master ne kaha school chhod de ... bat ball uthakar mohalle mein gaya toh bachchon ne kaha khelna chhod de ... scooter uthakar ghar se bahar gaya toh padosi ne kaha Malad tak chhod de ... aur aaj papa ne kaha ghar hi chhod de

Tumhare shareer ke pedh par ... jawani ka naya phool khil gaya

Main na idhar dekhta hoon na udhar dekhta hoon ... bahut sochne ke baad kahin dekhta hoon

Hospital mein normal delivery hui thi ... iska matlab yeh toh pakka tha ki yeh abnormal upar se nahi tapka tha

Joh khave maari dal, badal jave uki chaal ... main aaisi banao kadhi, haath mein lag jaye hathkadi ... joh khave maari roti, dhatke khele goti

Aaisa toh aadmi life mein do-heech time bhaagta hai ... Olympic ka race ho yah police ka case ho ... tum kahe mein bhaagta hai bhai?

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

When elder get cosy ... younger don't put nosy

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi

Aisi kaunsi cheez hai joh tu pehenta bhi hai aur khayega bhi ... joota

Do tarah ke log hote hai ... ek woh joh pehle kamate hai, baad mein party karte hai ... aur doosre woh joh party karne ke baad, bill chukane ke liye gadhe jaisi mehnat karte hai

Lul ho gayi humri life