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# 721

India mein time se aane waale ki koi value nahi hoti ... der se aane waale ko star samjha jaata hai


In India there is no value for people who come on time ... and people who come late are considered a star

# 722

Yeh inspector na bina break ka bulldozer hai ... ek baar chalta hai na toh rukta nahi hai


This cop is a bulldozer without any break ... once he starts then he doesn't stop

# 723

Tu marega nahi ... tu sadega!


You won't die ... you will rot!

# 724

Gadhaa kitna bhi imported sabun lagaye ... woh ghoda nahi ban jaata


No matter how good a soap a donkey uses ... he will never become a horse

# 725

You're the one jispe atka hai mann


You're the one on whom my heart is stuck

# 726

Na pet mein dana hai ... na lote mein pani hai ... na bundle mein beedi hai ... na maachis mein teeli hai


There is no food in the stomach ... no water in the mug ... no beedi in the packet ... and no matchstick in the matchbox

# 727

Zyada paisa aaye toh neend nahi aati ... neend aaye toh zyada paisa nahi aata


When a lot of money comes then you can't sleep ... and when you sleep a lot of money can't come

# 728

Meerut ka hoon ... apni aukaat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka Gurgaon bana doonga


I am from Meerut ... if I come to my skin, the I will make your ass into Gurgaon

# 729

Bag uthakar padne gaya toh master ne kaha school chhod de ... bat ball uthakar mohalle mein gaya toh bachchon ne kaha khelna chhod de ... scooter uthakar ghar se bahar gaya toh padosi ne kaha Malad tak chhod de ... aur aaj papa ne kaha ghar hi chhod de


When I took my bag and went to learn, the master said leave the school ... when I took the bat and ball and went to the locality, the kids said leave playing ... when I took my scooter out of my house, the neighbor said leave me till Malad ... today Dad said leave the house

# 730

Tumhare shareer ke pedh par ... jawani ka naya phool khil gaya


On the tree of your body ... a new flower of youth has blossomed

# 731

Main na idhar dekhta hoon na udhar dekhta hoon ... bahut sochne ke baad kahin dekhta hoon


I don't look here and neither do I look there ... I look somewhere only after thinking a lot

# 732

Hospital mein normal delivery hui thi ... iska matlab yeh toh pakka tha ki yeh abnormal upar se nahi tapka tha


It was a normal delivery in the hospital ... which means it is confirmed that this abnormal person didn't just fall from the sky

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# 733

Joh khave maari dal, badal jave uki chaal ... main aaisi banao kadhi, haath mein lag jaye hathkadi ... joh khave maari roti, dhatke khele goti


One who drinks my lentil soup, changes his style ... I make such good kadhi, that there will be handcuffs in your hand ... one who eats my bread, plays marbles well

# 734

Aaisa toh aadmi life mein do-heech time bhaagta hai ... Olympic ka race ho yah police ka case ho ... tum kahe mein bhaagta hai bhai?


A man runs like this only for two reasons in his life ... either in a race in Olympics or if it is a police case ... what are you running for brother?

# 735

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali


If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

# 736

When elder get cosy ... younger don't put nosy


When elders get cosy ... youngers should not put their nose in between

# 737

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi


Ox means bull ... Ford means car ... Oxford becomes bullock cart

# 738

Aisi kaunsi cheez hai joh tu pehenta bhi hai aur khayega bhi ... joota


What's that one thing which you wear and you'll eat as well ... shoes

# 739

Do tarah ke log hote hai ... ek woh joh pehle kamate hai, baad mein party karte hai ... aur doosre woh joh party karne ke baad, bill chukane ke liye gadhe jaisi mehnat karte hai


There are two types of people ... first those who earn money first and then party ... and second those who after partying, work like a donkey to pay the bills

# 740

Lul ho gayi humri life


My life has become useless

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