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# 721
Memory aur thukai ka kuch direct connection hai ... yeh baat toh doctor ko batani chahiye ... majho ka majho aur ilaaj ka ilaaj
There is some direct connection between memory and making love ... we should tell this to a doctor ... you get enjoyment along with the treatment

PK

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
52
# 722
India mein time se aane waale ki koi value nahi hoti ... der se aane waale ko star samjha jaata hai
In India there is no value for people who come on time ... and people who come late are considered a star

Judwaa

Bindu

Time•Comedy
Play Video
52
# 723
Yeh inspector na bina break ka bulldozer hai ... ek baar chalta hai na toh rukta nahi hai
This cop is a bulldozer without any break ... once he starts then he doesn't stop

Phata Poster Nikhla Hero

Ileana D'Cruz

Police•Transportation•Comedy
Play Video
52
# 724
Tu marega nahi ... tu sadega!
You won't die ... you will rot!

Dhol

Rajpal Yadav

Comedy
Play Video
52
# 725
Gadhaa kitna bhi imported sabun lagaye ... woh ghoda nahi ban jaata
No matter how good a soap a donkey uses ... he will never become a horse

Betaaj Badshah

Rana Jung Bahadur

Animals & Birds•Comedy
52
# 726
You're the one jispe atka hai mann
You're the one on whom my heart is stuck

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Romance•Comedy
52
# 727
Na pet mein dana hai ... na lote mein pani hai ... na bundle mein beedi hai ... na maachis mein teeli hai
There is no food in the stomach ... no water in the mug ... no beedi in the packet ... and no matchstick in the matchbox

Baap Numbri Beta Dus Numbri

Kader Khan

Comedy•Food & Drinks
52
# 728
Zyada paisa aaye toh neend nahi aati ... neend aaye toh zyada paisa nahi aata
When a lot of money comes then you can't sleep ... and when you sleep a lot of money can't come

Deewaar (1975)

Shashi Kapoor

Money•Comedy
52
# 729
Bag uthakar padne gaya toh master ne kaha school chhod de ... bat ball uthakar mohalle mein gaya toh bachchon ne kaha khelna chhod de ... scooter uthakar ghar se bahar gaya toh padosi ne kaha Malad tak chhod de ... aur aaj papa ne kaha ghar hi chhod de
When I took my bag and went to learn, the master said leave the school ... when I took the bat and ball and went to the locality, the kids said leave playing ... when I took my scooter out of my house, the neighbor said leave me till Malad ... today Dad said leave the house

Khiladi 786

Himesh Reshammiya

Comedy•Parents•House
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52
# 730
Tumhare shareer ke pedh par ... jawani ka naya phool khil gaya
On the tree of your body ... a new flower of youth has blossomed

Imtihaan

Gulshan Grover

Adult•Flowers & Trees•Comedy
52
# 731
Main na idhar dekhta hoon na udhar dekhta hoon ... bahut sochne ke baad kahin dekhta hoon
I don't look here and neither do I look there ... I look somewhere only after thinking a lot

Aa Gaya Hero

Govinda

Comedy
Play Video
51
# 732
Hospital mein normal delivery hui thi ... iska matlab yeh toh pakka tha ki yeh abnormal upar se nahi tapka tha
It was a normal delivery in the hospital ... which means it is confirmed that this abnormal person didn't just fall from the sky

Kick

Unknown

Comedy
51
# 733
Joh khave maari dal, badal jave uki chaal ... main aaisi banao kadhi, haath mein lag jaye hathkadi ... joh khave maari roti, dhatke khele goti
One who drinks my lentil soup, changes his style ... I make such good kadhi, that there will be handcuffs in your hand ... one who eats my bread, plays marbles well

Lal Baadshah

Manisha Koirala

Food & Drinks•Comedy
51
# 734
Aaisa toh aadmi life mein do-heech time bhaagta hai ... Olympic ka race ho yah police ka case ho ... tum kahe mein bhaagta hai bhai?
A man runs like this only for two reasons in his life ... either in a race in Olympics or if it is a police case ... what are you running for brother?

Amar Akbar Anthony

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy•Sports & Games•Police
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51
# 735
Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali
If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

Golmaal 3

Kareena Kapoor

Husband & Wife•Festival•Comedy
51
# 736
When elder get cosy ... younger don't put nosy
When elders get cosy ... youngers should not put their nose in between

Bol Bachchan

Ajay Devgan

Comedy
51
# 737
Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi
Ox means bull ... Ford means car ... Oxford becomes bullock cart

Lage Raho Munna Bhai

Arshad Warsi

Animals & Birds•Transportation•Comedy
51
# 738
Aisi kaunsi cheez hai joh tu pehenta bhi hai aur khayega bhi ... joota
What's that one thing which you wear and you'll eat as well ... shoes

Baaghi 3

Unknown

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
50
# 739
Do tarah ke log hote hai ... ek woh joh pehle kamate hai, baad mein party karte hai ... aur doosre woh joh party karne ke baad, bill chukane ke liye gadhe jaisi mehnat karte hai
There are two types of people ... first those who earn money first and then party ... and second those who after partying, work like a donkey to pay the bills

Sanam Re

Manoj Joshi

Money•Comedy
50
# 740
Lul ho gayi humri life
My life has become useless

PK

Aamir Khan

Life•Comedy
50
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