Aadmi ki shakal achchi na ho na ... toh bhagwan kehta hai baatein achchi karni chahiye

Saturday yaane ki no thokna thukana ... only gaana bajhana

Mohabbat aur jurrat kya cheez hai, yeh tu kya janega kasai ... yeh deewana bankar rahega, tumhara permanent jamai

Sab kitaab padh rahe hai ... lekin main ek hi cheez padhna chahta hoon ... aapke charan ... help me Mata

Ladkiya hamesha ek doosre se aaise kyun milti hai ... jaise abhi abhi pagal khane se nikli ho

Apne dhande mein havas chalti hai ... ishq nahi chalta

Yeh Bambai hai ... yahan bolneka thank le aur vatak le

You give dhyan ... I give gyan

Main haare hue logon se haath nahi milati

Buddhe ke mooh mein toffee aur mehmaan ke mooh se maafi ... achchi nahi lagti

Tumhari bakwaas sunne ke saath saath ... mujhe business bhi chalana hai

Main har test pass karke dikhaonga ... chahe yeh mera blood test kyun nah lele

Bahut sasti ho chuki ho tum ... tumhe dene ke liye hamare paas chillar bhi nahin hai

Arre woh sharaabi ko aye-khuda maut aajaye ... joh chhodke tujhe paimana mooh ko lagaye

Gundon ko ek lakh aur bhale aadmi ko ek hazaar

Bharat ko angrezon se azaadi lene mein 200 saal lage the ... tu 18 tak toh ruk hi sakti hai

Mard ke sar ke baal white ho sakte hai, lekin dil ke nahi

Insaan ke sanskar badhe hi hone chahiye ... chota toh Bheem bhi hota hai

Udh udh ke maarne mein main Superman hoon ... latak latak ke maarne mein main Spiderman hoon ... dhoond dhoond ke maarne mein main Batman hoon ... aur main tumhari haddi pasli choor choor karne waala doberman hoon

(Tum karte kya ho vaise?) - Main apne dad ke paise kharch karta hoon