Boyfriend bole toh?

Aisi kaunsi cheez hai joh tu pehenta bhi hai aur khayega bhi ... joota

Pyar mein itne thokar khane ke bawajood, zakhm pe Iodex malkar veer jawaan hamesha khade ho jaate hai ... ek aur try karne ke liye

Do tarah ke log hote hai ... ek woh joh pehle kamate hai, baad mein party karte hai ... aur doosre woh joh party karne ke baad, bill chukane ke liye gadhe jaisi mehnat karte hai

Achcha lage toh welcome ... bura lage toh bheed kam

Joh khave maari dal, badal jave uki chaal ... main aaisi banao kadhi, haath mein lag jaye hathkadi ... joh khave maari roti, dhatke khele goti

Main tere pyar mein kya kya na bana Meena ... kabhi bana kutta, kabhi kamina

Slumdog ka pata nahi ... lekin yeh kisi millionaire ka ghar lagta hai

Joh log sirf tamasha dekhte hai ... unka aksar tamasha ban jaata hai

Yeh Bambai hai ... yahan bolneka thank le aur vatak le

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Buddhe ke mooh mein toffee aur mehmaan ke mooh se maafi ... achchi nahi lagti

Tumhari bakwaas sunne ke saath saath ... mujhe business bhi chalana hai

Bahut sasti ho chuki ho tum ... tumhe dene ke liye hamare paas chillar bhi nahin hai

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa

Beauty beauty beauty ... beti beti beti

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai

Kya udibaba udibaba ... chalti to hai nahi ... udibaba udibaba

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi

Mera na life ka usool hai ... ch*tiye insaan ko kabhi mat batao ki woh ch*tiye hai