Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

Inki taarif kya karen ... yeh toh sarr se paun tak taarif hi taarif hai

Morning morning mein gents ka paise mangna ... ladies ke liye bahot bura bad luck honda hai

Aaj kal darwaaze ko lock karke rakhne ka bhi zamaana nahin raha

Upar waala bhi aapse do yah teen din hi bada hoga

Teja main hoon ... mark idhar hai

Aye bhai agar main hal chalayega ... toh bhail kya karega?

Is duniya ke har chu*iye ko lagta hai ki uski wali alag hai ... aur tere mooh se yeh alag hai sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai ki "L" lagne wale hai

Pyar mein itne thokar khane ke bawajood, zakhm pe Iodex malkar veer jawaan hamesha khade ho jaate hai ... ek aur try karne ke liye

Hindustan mein jab tak cinema hai ... log chutiye bante rahenge

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai

Kya udibaba udibaba ... chalti to hai nahi ... udibaba udibaba

Kya dekh raha hai? ... Rolex hai Rolex ... woh bhi original

Neeche tumhari aunty bahut se uncles ko lekar aayi hai

Rap game tere bas ka nahi, tu dhone aaja meri gaadi ... daan mein lele paisa, jaa tu aish karle bikhaari

Achcha lage toh welcome ... bura lage toh bheed kam

Joh log sirf tamasha dekhte hai ... unka aksar tamasha ban jaata hai

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

Zamanat ho nahi sakti, shanivar ko itvar ko ... main kisi ko chhod nahi sakta, na dost ko na yaar ko

Beauty beauty beauty ... beti beti beti