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# 761

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"


My wife turned out to be a BMW ... "Betrayful My Wife"

# 762

Morning morning mein gents ka paise mangna ... ladies ke liye bahot bura bad luck honda hai


Gents asking for money early in the morning ... is a big bad luck for ladies

# 763

Aaj kal darwaaze ko lock karke rakhne ka bhi zamaana nahin raha


Nowadays people don't keep their doors locked

# 764

Upar waala bhi aapse do yah teen din hi bada hoga


Even God is hardly 2 or 3 days elder to you

# 765

Teja main hoon ... mark idhar hai


I am Teja ... here is the mark

# 766

Aye bhai agar main hal chalayega ... toh bhail kya karega?


Hey brother if I drive the plough ... then what will the bull do?

# 767

Is duniya ke har chu*iye ko lagta hai ki uski wali alag hai ... aur tere mooh se yeh alag hai sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai ki "L" lagne wale hai


Every crazy lover thinks that his woman is different ... and after listening to this different from your mouth, I'm confident that you're going to get screwed

# 768

Hindustan mein jab tak cinema hai ... log chutiye bante rahenge


In India until cinema is there ... people will keep becoming fools

# 769

Inki taarif kya karen ... yeh toh sarr se paun tak taarif hi taarif hai


How should I praise him ... he is from head to toe a praise himself

# 770

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai


If passion is there then confidence is there ... if bird is there then birds nest is there ... if Harsha is there then Bhogle is there ... if Asha is there then Bhosle is there

# 771

Kya udibaba udibaba ... chalti to hai nahi ... udibaba udibaba


What udibaba udibaba ... this can't move ... and you're talking about flying

# 772

Kya dekh raha hai? ... Rolex hai Rolex ... woh bhi original


What are you seeing? ... it's a Rolex ... and that to original

# 773

Neeche tumhari aunty bahut se uncles ko lekar aayi hai


Downstairs your aunt has bought a lot of uncles

# 774

Pyar mein itne thokar khane ke bawajood, zakhm pe Iodex malkar veer jawaan hamesha khade ho jaate hai ... ek aur try karne ke liye


Despite of being hurt in love, young guys always apply Iodex on their wounds and stand up again ... to give one more try

# 775

Achcha lage toh welcome ... bura lage toh bheed kam


If you like it then welcome it ... if you don't like it then move on

# 776

Joh log sirf tamasha dekhte hai ... unka aksar tamasha ban jaata hai


People who only watch the entertainment ... usually they become the entertainment

# 777

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti


Everything that looks useless is not useless ... and every hunger is not satisfied with food

# 778

Zamanat ho nahi sakti, shanivar ko itvar ko ... main kisi ko chhod nahi sakta, na dost ko na yaar ko


A bail cannot happen on a Saturday or on a Sunday ... I cannot leave anyone, neither a friend nor a buddy

# 779

Beauty beauty beauty ... beti beti beti


Beauty beauty beauty ... daughter daughter daughter

# 780

Rap game tere bas ka nahi, tu dhone aaja meri gaadi ... daan mein lele paisa, jaa tu aish karle bikhaari


Come and wash my car as you can't rap ... here take some money and have fun you beggar

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