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# 761

Udh udh ke maarne mein main Superman hoon ... latak latak ke maarne mein main Spiderman hoon ... dhoond dhoond ke maarne mein main Batman hoon ... aur main tumhari haddi pasli choor choor karne waala doberman hoon

I am Superman when it comes to flying and hitting ... I am Spiderman when it comes to hanging and hitting ... I am Batman when it comes to finding and hitting ... and I am the doberman who will smash your bones

Sivaji: The Boss

Unknown

Action•Comedy
46
# 762

(Tum karte kya ho vaise?) - Main apne dad ke paise kharch karta hoon

(By the way what do you do?) - I spend my dad's money

Wake Up Sid

Ranbir Kapoor

Money•Comedy
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46
# 763

Indians sab cheez mein best hai ... kissing mein bhi Indians hi best hai ... kabhi Emraan Hashmi ka naam nahi suna?

Indians are the best in everything ... even in kissing Indians are the best ... haven't you heard about Emraan Hashmi?

Queen

Kangana Ranaut

Comedy
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# 764

Aaj tak maine ek hi insaan se pyar kara hai ... khud se ... par ab tum se bhi karoonga aur palang todh pyar karoonga

Till today I've only loved one person ... myself ... but now I will love you also and that to beyond limits

Besharam

Ranbir Kapoor

Romance•Comedy
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# 765

Apne dhande mein havas chalti hai ... ishq nahi chalta

In our business lust works ... not love

Gangster

Gulshan Grover

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
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# 766

Early to double bed and early to wake up fast ... makes a male mard hatta katta and oversmart

Early to bed and early to rise ... makes a man strong and oversmart

Bol Bachchan

Ajay Devgan

Shayari•Men•Comedy
Play Video
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# 767

Humne itne paap kiye hai na ... ki agar Ganga mein dupki laga di ... toh Ganga maiya kisi aur ke paap nahi doh payegi

We have committed so many sins ... that if we take a dip in the river Ganges ... then the river Ganges will not be able to rinse anyone elses sins

Yamla Pagla Deewana 2

Bobby Deol

Comedy
Play Video
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# 768

Jab kisi ladki se pyar ho jata hai na ... toh dil ke channel pe bas ek hi program chalta hai ... "Just Mohabbat"

When you fall in love with a girl ... then only program plays on the channel of love ... "Just Love"

Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein

Madhavan

Romance•Comedy
46
# 769

Meerut ka hoon ... apni aukaat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka Gurgaon bana doonga

I am from Meerut ... if I come to my skin, the I will make your ass into Gurgaon

Jolly LLB

Arshad Warsi

Adult•City & Places•Comedy
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# 770

Bag uthakar padne gaya toh master ne kaha school chhod de ... bat ball uthakar mohalle mein gaya toh bachchon ne kaha khelna chhod de ... scooter uthakar ghar se bahar gaya toh padosi ne kaha Malad tak chhod de ... aur aaj papa ne kaha ghar hi chhod de

When I took my bag and went to learn, the master said leave the school ... when I took the bat and ball and went to the locality, the kids said leave playing ... when I took my scooter out of my house, the neighbor said leave me till Malad ... today Dad said leave the house

Khiladi 786

Himesh Reshammiya

Comedy•Parents•House
Play Video
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# 771

Morning morning mein gents ka paise mangna ... ladies ke liye bahot bura bad luck honda hai

Gents asking for money early in the morning ... is a big bad luck for ladies

Awara Paagal Deewana

Supriya Pilgaonkar

Women•Comedy•Luck & Destiny
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# 772

Gundon ko ek lakh aur bhale aadmi ko ek hazaar

Goons get one lakh and the good man gets one thousand

Chashme Buddoor (1981)

Rakesh Bedi

Thief & Criminal•Comedy
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# 773

Christmas mein sab log bolte hai na Santa aayega, Santa aayega ... sabko pata hai ghanta aayega

In Christmas everyone says that Santa Claus will come ... but everyone knows that no one will come

Golmaal Again

Shreyas Talpade

Festival•Comedy
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# 774

Decide karna mushkil hai ... ki khatra badhta dekhkar tum flirt karti ho ... ya flirt karne se khatra badh jaata hai

It's hard to decide ... whether you start flirting when you see danger ... or the danger increases when you flirt

Commando 2

Vidyut Jamwal

Comedy
45
# 775

Tumhara birthday aaise manaonga na ... aaisa lagega pehli baar pehda hui ho

I'll celebrate your birthday in such a way that ... you'll feel you've been born for the first time

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon

Kapil Sharma

Birthday•Comedy
45
# 776

Lul ho gayi humri life

My life has become useless

PK

Aamir Khan

Life•Comedy
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# 777

Har chamakti cheez sona nahi hota ... har footballer Maradona nahi hota ... har sabun Rexona nahi hota

Everything that shines is not gold ... every footballer is not Maradona ... and every soap in not Rexona

Golmaal 3

Kunal Khemu

Sports & Games•Comedy
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# 778

Tum pehda hi chalu huye the ... yah bade hoke koi infection lagi thi

Were you born this smart ... or did you get an infection when you grew up

Shuddh Desi Romance

Vaani Kapoor

Comedy
Play Video
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# 779

Pehle ek Hindustani ko samajh lo ... Hindi apne aap aa jayegi

First try to understand an Indian ... you will understand Hindi automatically

Apne

Dharmendra

Comedy
45
# 780

Duniya mein log achche ya burre nahi hote ... sirf samajhdaar ya chutiye hote hai

In this world people are not good or bad ... they are either sensible or idiots

Department

Sanjay Dutt

Adult•World & Universe•Comedy
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