Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai

Mere saath prom jaane ke liye tum sabko teen departments mein brilliant hona chahiye ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks

Is janam mein bauji toh kya, khud Bajrangbali bhi aa jaye ... toh woh bhi mujhe tumse shaadi karne se nahi rok sakte

Main apni favorite hoon

Jab koi pyar mein hota hai ... toh koi sahi galat nahin hota

Ek biwi bewafaa ho sakti hai ... ek ladki, ek premika bewafaa ho sakti hai ... par ek maa bewafaa nahi ho sakti

Hum jis raaste ko apnate hai ... woh utna hi important hai jitni hamari manzil

Ab toh mera haath chhod do ... itni bhi sundar nahin hoon main

Aaj Bush ne Iraq pe do dhokle gira diye

Bachpan se hi naa ... mujhe shaadi karne ka bahut craze hai, by god

Sikhni hoon main ... Bhatinda ki!

Sab ladko ko ek hi cheez mein interest hota hai

Chaand jab aadha ho jaave hai na ... toh bhi chaand hi kehlave hai

Aaj tak life mein ek train nahin chuti meri

Nark mein hoon ... par swarg ka raasta jaanti hoon

Funda zyada ho gaya na?

Jab dil, dil se baat karta hai ... toh hoton ko chup rehna chahiye

A son is a son till he gets himself a wife ... but a daughter is a daughter all her life

Agar stuntman ko acting aati ... to woh hero nahi ban jaate

Agar purani yaadon ke saath rahoge ... toh nayi yaadein kaise pehda karoge?