Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet

Yeh aap idhar idhar kya dekh rahe hain ... udhar idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar

Ladki patao PR pao

Har film ka ek hi hero hota hai ... director

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Bach gaya saala!

Sharif khaye daal roti aur kamina seekh boti

Khuda ke karam se, ishwar ki krupa se aur public ki demand se

Galti se mistake ho gaya

Abe jaldi bol ... picture khatam ho jayegi

Duniya mein do kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jinke saath hum peete hai ... doosre jinki wajah se hum peete hai

Yeh hum mein degree nahi ... third degree dilwayega

Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai ... jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai ... vaise yeh great escape hai

Husn apne aage peeche poori duniya ko nachata hai

Badhe sheharo ki hawa aur chote sheharo ka pani ... bada khatarnak hota hai

Pyar mein aadmi cutting chai jaisa hota hai ... na pyaas bhujti hai na mann bharta hai

Khush naseeb hote hai woh bete jinke ghar mein aaisa baap pehda hota hai

Kutte ke mooh se haddi ... aur tees maar khan ki noton ki gaddi ... dono cheenana bekaar hai

Pata nahi tum kaun se zamane se transport ho kar aaye ho

Ek pair past mein hai teh ek pair future mein hai ... tabhi toh hum aaj pe moot rahe hain