Sharif khaye daal roti aur kamina seekh boti

Mercedes chalane waale cycle chala rahe hai ... kis kis bahane dekho tumko mana rahe hai

Jis din insaan duniya ki kisi bhi ladki ko samajh gaya na ... us din duniya swarg ban jayegi

Yahan ki pani puri, poore Mumbai mein world famous hai

Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj

Yeh aap idhar idhar kya dekh rahe hain ... udhar idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar

Ladki patao PR pao

Har film ka ek hi hero hota hai ... director

Ladkiyon ko IQ nahi CQ chahiye ... "Cool Quotient"

Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai ... jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai ... vaise yeh great escape hai

Chalo hum toh bhool jaye ... par yeh gussa hai ki maanta nahi

Pyar mein aadmi cutting chai jaisa hota hai ... na pyaas bhujti hai na mann bharta hai

Har dhoti pehenne waala Gandhi nahi hota

Abe jaldi bol ... picture khatam ho jayegi

Shaadi ke pehle pyar bahut zaroori hai ... kyun ki shaadi ek gaadi ki tarah hai ... jitna zyada chalao utna better andaza hota hai ki kab dhakka dekar start karna hai

He is two rupees people

Na maut aati hai, na tum aati ho ... par Zohra Bai tum bahut achcha gaati ho

Pehle toh woh khada tha Gandhi ki tarah ... phir mujhe jhad diya aandhi ki tarah ... aur yeh tumhare pehalwan sab gir gaye maachis ki kaandhi ki tarah

Joh de saath ... uske raho khaas

Dar badar sarr patakne se bhala kya hoga ... wahi hoga joh taqdeer mein likha hoga