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# 581
Do half mein ek full se zyada milta hai

You get more in 2 halves than that in a full

# 582
Jitni tumhari property hai na ... utni jagah par sirf hamare ghode palte hai

The amount of property you have ... in that much space I only raise my horses

# 583
Sharif khaye daal roti aur kamina seekh boti

Honest people eat lentil bread and scoundrels eat seekh kabab

# 584
Mercedes chalane waale cycle chala rahe hai ... kis kis bahane dekho tumko mana rahe hai

People who drive Mercedes are riding a cycle ... they are trying to impress you for all sort of reasons

# 585
Jis din insaan duniya ki kisi bhi ladki ko samajh gaya na ... us din duniya swarg ban jayegi

The day a man understands any girl in this world ... that day this world will become heaven

# 586
Yahan ki pani puri, poore Mumbai mein world famous hai

The pani puri out here, is world famous in entire Mumbai

# 587
Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj

The Mogul of bread and the King of omelet ... Bajaj ... our Bajaj

# 588
Ladki patao PR pao

Make a girl fall for you and get a PR (Permanent Residency)

# 589
Har film ka ek hi hero hota hai ... director

Every film has just one hero ... the director

# 590
Ladkiyon ko IQ nahi CQ chahiye ... "Cool Quotient"

Girls don't want IQ (Intelligence Quotient), they want CQ ... "Cool Quotient"

# 591
Chalo hum toh bhool jaye ... par yeh gussa hai ki maanta nahi

I will forget ... but this anger of mine doesn't listen

# 592
Pyar mein aadmi cutting chai jaisa hota hai ... na pyaas bhujti hai na mann bharta hai

In love a man is like a cup of tea ... neither the thirst goes away and neither you are satisfied

# 593
Har dhoti pehenne waala Gandhi nahi hota

Everyone who wears a loincloth is not Gandhi

# 594
Abe jaldi bol ... picture khatam ho jayegi

Hey, say fast ... the movie will get over

# 595
Shaadi ke pehle pyar bahut zaroori hai ... kyun ki shaadi ek gaadi ki tarah hai ... jitna zyada chalao utna better andaza hota hai ki kab dhakka dekar start karna hai

Love before marriage is very important ... because marriage is like a car ... the more you drive it, the more better you understand as to when you have to push it to start it

# 596
He is two rupees people

He is a low class person

# 597
Yeh hum mein degree nahi ... third degree dilwayega

He won't get us a degree ... he will get us a third degree

# 598
Na maut aati hai, na tum aati ho ... par Zohra Bai tum bahut achcha gaati ho

Death doesn't come, neither do you ... but Ms. Zohra you sing very well

# 599
Pehle toh woh khada tha Gandhi ki tarah ... phir mujhe jhad diya aandhi ki tarah ... aur yeh tumhare pehalwan sab gir gaye maachis ki kaandhi ki tarah

First he was standing like Gandhi ... then he blew me like a storm ... and all these bodyguards of yours fell down like matchsticks

# 600
Joh de saath ... uske raho khaas

Those who give support ... be important to them

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