Khush naseeb hote hai woh bete jinke ghar mein aaisa baap pehda hota hai

Hamari har samasya ki marramat NASA se karvane jayenge ... toh hum satyanasa ho jayenge

Yeh hum mein degree nahi ... third degree dilwayega

Hum sirf angrezon ka khoon peete hai

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai

Hamari zindagi ka tambu teen bambuon pe khada hua hai ... shayari, sharaab aur aap

Gore pataloon pehen ke ee khel ka cricket kahat hai ... aur hum langoti baandh ke gilli-danda

Kaam kaam kaam ... subah dophar shaam

Kanoon ke haath aur Chedi Singh ki laat ... dono bahut lambi hai

Husn apne aage peeche poori duniya ko nachata hai

Candle ki roshni mein teri aankhen aaisi lag rahi hai jaise ... police jeep ki headlight

Hum gayab hone waalo mein se nahi hai ... jahan jahan se guzharte hai jalwe dikhate hai ... dost toh kya, dushman bhi yaad rakhte hai

Yeh aadmi hai ki mutton ki dukaan

Galti se mistake ho gaya

Hilna nahin, hilna nahin ... nahin toh hila ke rakh doonga

Main kisi se advice nahi leta ... lekin doosron ko advice dene ke liye hamesha tayaar rehta hoon

Bole toh Bapu India ka woh bhai tha jisne angrezon ki vaat laga di thi ... aur India se tadipaar kar diya tha

Shaadi se zyada khatarnak hote hai ... shaadi ke side effects

BBC ka pata nahi ... but I've got news for you

Zindagi mein agar tarakki karni hai toh no entry aur signal ke baad khade rehna seekho ... pehle khade rahoge toh sirf haath malte rahoge