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# 601

Hamari har samasya ki marramat NASA se karvane jayenge ... toh hum satyanasa ho jayenge

If we try to solve all our problems using the help of NASA ... then we'll be destroyed

Mission Mangal

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
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# 602

Suna hai pyar mein ghantiyan bajhti hai, shehnaiyan bajhti hai, dhol nagaade bajhte hai ... par mera toh band bajh gaya

I've heard that in love bells ring, flutes play, drums play ... but I got screwed

Ramaiya Vastavaiya

Unknown

Music•Romance•Comedy
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# 603

Makhan sirf khaya jaata hai ... lagaya nahi jaata

Butter is only meant to be eaten ... not to be applied

2 States

Amrita Singh

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 604

Pehle toh woh khada tha Gandhi ki tarah ... phir mujhe jhad diya aandhi ki tarah ... aur yeh tumhare pehalwan sab gir gaye maachis ki kaandhi ki tarah

First he was standing like Gandhi ... then he blew me like a storm ... and all these bodyguards of yours fell down like matchsticks

Himmatwala (2013)

Paresh Rawal

Action•Comedy
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# 605

Kya aap believe karte hai love at first sight mein ... yah main dobaara ghoom ke aao?

Do you believe in love at first sight ... or should I walk by again?

Cocktail

Saif Ali Khan

Romance•Comedy
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# 606

Jitni tumhari property hai na ... utni jagah par sirf hamare ghode palte hai

The amount of property you have ... in that much space I only raise my horses

Khel

Sunny Deol

Animals & Birds•Comedy
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# 607

Joh de saath ... uske raho khaas

Those who give support ... be important to them

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Unknown

Rowdyism•Comedy
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# 608

Tum ladkiyan seedhe sawaal ka seedha jawaab kyun nahi de sakti?

Why can't you girls give a straight answer to a straight question?

Mujhse Dosti Karoge

Hrithik Roshan

Women•Comedy
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# 609

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai

You are the true He-man of Seema ... so what if you haven't worn your underwear outside ... you are her Superman

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Shayari•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
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# 610

Dar badar sarr patakne se bhala kya hoga ... wahi hoga joh taqdeer mein likha hoga

There is no point in banging your head everywhere ... whatever is written in destiny will happen

Sharaabi

Om Prakash

Shayari•Luck & Destiny•Comedy
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# 611

Gore pataloon pehen ke ee khel ka cricket kahat hai ... aur hum langoti baandh ke gilli-danda

Whites wear pants and call this game cricket ... and we wear loincloths and call it gilli-danda

Lagaan

Aamir Khan

Sports & Games•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
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# 612

Main kisi se advice nahi leta ... lekin doosron ko advice dene ke liye hamesha tayaar rehta hoon

I don't take advice from anyone ... but I am always ready to give advice to others

Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna

Shahrukh Khan

Comedy
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# 613

Kanoon ke haath aur Chedi Singh ki laat ... dono bahut lambi hai

The hands of the law and the legs of Chedi Singh ... both are very long

Dabangg

Sonu Sood

Law & Order•Action•Comedy
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# 614

Aaj kal ka ishq janamo ka rog nahi hai ... waqti nasha hai shaam ko hota hai, subah utar jaata hai

Nowadays love is not a disease that lasts for life ... it has become an intoxication of time which comes in the evening, and goes away in the morning

Betaaj Badshah

Raaj Kumar

Romance•Comedy
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# 615

Yeh aadmi hai ki mutton ki dukaan

Is he is person or a mutton shop

Baadshah

Johnny Lever

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 616

Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj

The Mogul of bread and the King of omelet ... Bajaj ... our Bajaj

Andaz Apna Apna

Paresh Rawal

Food & Drinks•Royal•Comedy
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# 617

Bole toh Bapu India ka woh bhai tha jisne angrezon ki vaat laga di thi ... aur India se tadipaar kar diya tha

Gandhi was that person who put the Englishmen in trouble ... and he kicked them out of India

Chillar Party

Unknown

Patriotism•Comedy
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# 618

Shaadi se zyada khatarnak hote hai ... shaadi ke side effects

More dangerous than a marriage ... are the side effects of marriage

Shaadi Ke Side Effects

Farhan Akhtar

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
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# 619

BBC ka pata nahi ... but I've got news for you

I don't know about BBC ... but I've got news for you

Housefull 2

John Abraham

Comedy
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# 620

Soocho main idea hoti aur tum technology ... hamari patang kya mast udhti na

Imagine if I was an idea and if you were technology ... our kite would fly nice and high

Hasee Toh Phasee

Parineeti Chopra

Technology & Science•Comedy
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