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# 561

Mujhe do tarah ki ladkiyan pasand nahi aati ... ek woh joh mere pass aane mein bahut derr lagaye ... aur ek woh joh bahut jaldi aa jaye

I don't like girls of two types ... one who takes a lot of time to come to me ... and the other who comes to me very quickly

Don (1978)

Amitabh Bachchan

Women•Comedy
71
# 562

Yeh cheating nahi hai ... yeh setting hai

This is not cheating ... this is setting

Bade Miyan Chote Miyan (1998)

Govinda

Lies & Cheating•Comedy
71
# 563

Aaisi maar khayega ... phir kabhi susu na kar payega

I will hit him in such a place ... that he will never be able to pee

Ishaqzaade

Parineeti Chopra

Adult•Comedy
70
# 564

Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet

If you're late here ... then the stomach will be out there

Masti

Aftab Shivdasani

Adult•Comedy
70
# 565

Duniya mein do kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jinke saath hum peete hai ... doosre jinki wajah se hum peete hai

There are two types of people in the world ... one with whom we drink ... and second are those for whom we drink

Baadshaho

Ajay Devgan

Comedy•Food & Drinks
69
# 566

Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai ... kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein ... inka signature tune hai woh

Why do they play the snake's tune before you get married ... because even the person playing the band is warning you, as to who is coming in your life ... it's their signature tune

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Kartik Aaryan

Marriage & Wedding•Music•Comedy
69
# 567

Hum bahut hi confusiya gaya hoon

I'm very confused

PK

Aamir Khan

Comedy
69
# 568

Teri zulfon se chanti aati bulb ki roshni ko dekh aaisa laga ... jaise kisi jharoke se chaand jhaank raha ho

Looking at the filtered light of the bulb coming from your hair it feels as if ... the moon is peeping from some window

Akaash Vani

Kartik Aaryan

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
Play Video
69
# 569

Uske gaal, uske baal arre kya kamaal ... aur uski chaal karde halaal ... uski kalai hai ram duhai, pure malai ... aur uska badan phoolon ka chaman ... aur uski aankhen sone ke button

Her cheeks, her hair are wonderful ... and her walking style kills ... her wrist is soft, just like pure sweet ... and her body is a garden of flowers ... and her eyes are golden buttons

Mela

Aamir Khan

Comedy•Flowers & Trees
69
# 570

Hamare jasoos is jail mein charon taraf failay hue hai

My detectives are spread all around this jail

Sholay

Asrani

Comedy
69
# 571

Khuda ke karam se, ishwar ki krupa se aur public ki demand se

By Gods grace, generosity and by public demand

Bade Miyan Chote Miyan (1998)

Amitabh Bachchan

Religion & God•Comedy
69
# 572

Ek pair past mein hai teh ek pair future mein hai ... tabhi toh hum aaj pe moot rahe hain

We have one leg in the past and one leg in the future ... that's why we're peeing on the present

Rang De Basanti

Aamir Khan

Comedy
Play Video
69
# 573

Tumhari mansik isthithi aaj thodi gadbad lag rahi hai ... hum kal phir aayenge

Today your mental stability seems a little off balance ... I'll come again tomorrow

Badrinath Ki Dulhania

Varun Dhawan

Comedy
Play Video
68
# 574

I can laugh English, I can walk English ... but I cannot talk English

I can laugh in English, I can walk in English ... but I cannot talk in English

Housefull 3

Abhishek Bachchan

Comedy
Play Video
68
# 575

Makhan sirf khaya jaata hai ... lagaya nahi jaata

Butter is only meant to be eaten ... not to be applied

2 States

Amrita Singh

Food & Drinks•Comedy
68
# 576

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

When my dad goes crazy ... then I get scared

Housefull 2

Ritesh Deshmukh

Parents•Comedy
68
# 577

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Loan me a kiss ... and instead take the Trafalgar Square in Middlesex

Housefull 2

Akshay Kumar

Shayari•City & Places•Comedy
68
# 578

Vitamin humse khao aur aashiqui inse ladao

You get the vitamins from me but you love her

Raanjhanaa

Swara Bhaskar

Comedy
Play Video
68
# 579

Do half mein ek full se zyada milta hai

You get more in 2 halves than that in a full

Hasee Toh Phasee

Parineeti Chopra

Comedy
Play Video
68
# 580

Jitni tumhari property hai na ... utni jagah par sirf hamare ghode palte hai

The amount of property you have ... in that much space I only raise my horses

Khel

Sunny Deol

Animals & Birds•Comedy
68
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