Yeh cheating nahi hai ... yeh setting hai

Aaise tukur tukur ka dekhat ho?

Aaisi maar khayega ... phir kabhi susu na kar payega

Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet

Duniya mein do kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jinke saath hum peete hai ... doosre jinki wajah se hum peete hai

Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai ... kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein ... inka signature tune hai woh

Hum bahut hi confusiya gaya hoon

Teri zulfon se chanti aati bulb ki roshni ko dekh aaisa laga ... jaise kisi jharoke se chaand jhaank raha ho

Uske gaal, uske baal arre kya kamaal ... aur uski chaal karde halaal ... uski kalai hai ram duhai, pure malai ... aur uska badan phoolon ka chaman ... aur uski aankhen sone ke button

Hamare jasoos is jail mein charon taraf failay hue hai

Khuda ke karam se, ishwar ki krupa se aur public ki demand se

Ek pair past mein hai teh ek pair future mein hai ... tabhi toh hum aaj pe moot rahe hain

Tumhari mansik isthithi aaj thodi gadbad lag rahi hai ... hum kal phir aayenge

I can laugh English, I can walk English ... but I cannot talk English

Makhan sirf khaya jaata hai ... lagaya nahi jaata

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Vitamin humse khao aur aashiqui inse ladao

Do half mein ek full se zyada milta hai

Jitni tumhari property hai na ... utni jagah par sirf hamare ghode palte hai