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# 561
Yeh aankhen nahi khatarnak ghat hai ... ek taraf khai hai, ek taraf pahad ... kahin phisal na jaana

These are dangerous mountains not my eyes ... on one side there is a valley and on the other side there is a peak ... don't slip away

# 562
Yeh cheating nahi hai ... yeh setting hai

This is not cheating ... this is setting

# 563
Aaisi maar khayega ... phir kabhi susu na kar payega

I will hit him in such a place ... that he will never be able to pee

# 564
Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet

If you're late here ... then the stomach will be out there

# 565
Yeh aap idhar idhar kya dekh rahe hain ... udhar idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar

Why are you seeing here and here ... see there and here, there and here

# 566
Duniya mein do kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jinke saath hum peete hai ... doosre jinki wajah se hum peete hai

There are two types of people in the world ... one with whom we drink ... and second are those for whom we drink

# 567
Tumhari mansik isthithi aaj thodi gadbad lag rahi hai ... hum kal phir aayenge

Today your mental stability seems a little off balance ... I'll come again tomorrow

# 568
Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai ... kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein ... inka signature tune hai woh

Why do they play the snake's tune before you get married ... because even the person playing the band is warning you, as to who is coming in your life ... it's their signature tune

# 569
Hum bahut hi confusiya gaya hoon

I'm very confused

# 570
Teri zulfon se chanti aati bulb ki roshni ko dekh aaisa laga ... jaise kisi jharoke se chaand jhaank raha ho

Looking at the filtered light of the bulb coming from your hair it feels as if ... the moon is peeping from some window

# 571
Uske gaal, uske baal arre kya kamaal ... aur uski chaal karde halaal ... uski kalai hai ram duhai, pure malai ... aur uska badan phoolon ka chaman ... aur uski aankhen sone ke button

Her cheeks, her hair are wonderful ... and her walking style kills ... her wrist is soft, just like pure sweet ... and her body is a garden of flowers ... and her eyes are golden buttons

# 572
Hamare jasoos is jail mein charon taraf failay hue hai

My detectives are spread all around this jail

# 573
Khuda ke karam se, ishwar ki krupa se aur public ki demand se

By Gods grace, generosity and by public demand

# 574
Ek pair past mein hai teh ek pair future mein hai ... tabhi toh hum aaj pe moot rahe hain

We have one leg in the past and one leg in the future ... that's why we're peeing on the present

# 575
I can laugh English, I can walk English ... but I cannot talk English

I can laugh in English, I can walk in English ... but I cannot talk in English

# 576
Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai ... jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai ... vaise yeh great escape hai

Just like Superman wears a cape ... just like King Kong is called an ape ... just like that this is a great escape

# 577
Makhan sirf khaya jaata hai ... lagaya nahi jaata

Butter is only meant to be eaten ... not to be applied

# 578
Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

When my dad goes crazy ... then I get scared

# 579
Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Loan me a kiss ... and instead take the Trafalgar Square in Middlesex

# 580
Vitamin humse khao aur aashiqui inse ladao

You get the vitamins from me but you love her

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