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# 561

Jitni tu sexy hai ... utni danger hai


The sexy you look ... that much dangerous you are also

# 562

Lagta hai bhagwan ne saara maal pani aankhon mein de rakha hai ... upar dena bhool gaya hai


Looks like God has given you everything in your eyes ... and forgotten to give you anything in the head

# 563

Yeh aankhen nahi khatarnak ghat hai ... ek taraf khai hai, ek taraf pahad ... kahin phisal na jaana


These are dangerous mountains not my eyes ... on one side there is a valley and on the other side there is a peak ... don't slip away

# 564

Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai ... bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai


How amazing is the moon ... in childhood it looks like my mother and in youth it looks like the mother of my child

# 565

Har dhoti pehenne waala Gandhi nahi hota


Everyone who wears a loincloth is not Gandhi

# 566

Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai ... kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein ... inka signature tune hai woh


Why do they play the snake's tune before you get married ... because even the person playing the band is warning you, as to who is coming in your life ... it's their signature tune

# 567

Hum bahut hi confusiya gaya hoon


I'm very confused

# 568

He is two rupees people


He is a low class person

# 569

Teri zulfon se chanti aati bulb ki roshni ko dekh aaisa laga ... jaise kisi jharoke se chaand jhaank raha ho


Looking at the filtered light of the bulb coming from your hair it feels as if ... the moon is peeping from some window

# 570

Sharaabi ko sharaabi nahi toh kya pujari kahoge ... gehun ko gehun nahi toh kya jwari kahoge


If you don't call alcoholic an alcoholic then what will you call him, a priest ... if you don't call wheat a wheat then what will you call it, sorghum

# 571

A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena


A for Apple and H for Hen ...Pathan is saying there and then ... do anything but don't mess with Pathan's friend

# 572

Yahan ki pani puri, poore Mumbai mein world famous hai


The pani puri out here, is world famous in entire Mumbai

# 573

I can laugh English, I can walk English ... but I cannot talk English


I can laugh in English, I can walk in English ... but I cannot talk in English

# 574

Uske gaal, uske baal arre kya kamaal ... aur uski chaal karde halaal ... uski kalai hai ram duhai, pure malai ... aur uska badan phoolon ka chaman ... aur uski aankhen sone ke button


Her cheeks, her hair are wonderful ... and her walking style kills ... her wrist is soft, just like pure sweet ... and her body is a garden of flowers ... and her eyes are golden buttons

# 575

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai


When my dad goes crazy ... then I get scared

# 576

Dil mila hai ishq karne ke liye, bas itna samajh li jiye ... ek se karna hai yah gyarah se, woh khud hi teh kar li jiye


Please understand, you've got a heart to fall in love ... now you decide, whether you want to fall in love with one or eleven

# 577

Hum sirf angrezon ka khoon peete hai


I only drink blood of the Englishmen

# 578

Mercedes chalane waale cycle chala rahe hai ... kis kis bahane dekho tumko mana rahe hai


People who drive Mercedes are riding a cycle ... they are trying to impress you for all sort of reasons

# 579

Jis din insaan duniya ki kisi bhi ladki ko samajh gaya na ... us din duniya swarg ban jayegi


The day a man understands any girl in this world ... that day this world will become heaven

# 580

Kaam kaam kaam ... subah dophar shaam


Work work work ... morning afternoon evening

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