Hum bhi woh hai ... joh door se boo ko soong lete hai

Jab sharafat ke kapde utarte hai ... tab sabse zyada mazaa sharifon ko hi aata hai

Yeh nigahen nashtar, yeh honth kausar ... meri aagosh mein hosh bhi behosh hoga ... ab bhi waqt hai nikal lo bhailog ... nahi toh kal subah afsoos hoga

Yeh Superman, Batman aur Spiderman ka baap malum hai kaun hai? ... Hanuman

Dil mila hai ishq karne ke liye, bas itna samajh li jiye ... ek se karna hai yah gyarah se, woh khud hi teh kar li jiye

Kabaadi brand yeh Rajadi, kaminey kache khiladi ... actually andhar se anaadi, udhayen daari aur pehen le saree

Duniya ki har biwi ne kabhi na kabhi toh yeh zaroor soocha hoga ... ki main hamesha hamesha ke liye apne pati se chutkara kaise paon

Aashiq ki tab nahi phatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaaye ... uski tab phatti hai jab apni hone lage

Saala hamara jawan hona abhi baaki tha

Itna goli maarte ... ki aapka driver bhi khali khoka bech bechkar rayees ban jaata

Direct connection ki speed se pyar hota hai ... aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai

A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena

Tu kal bhi badtameez tha ... tu aaj bhi badtameez hai

Kutte ke mooh se haddi ... aur tees maar khan ki noton ki gaddi ... dono cheenana bekaar hai

Aaise tukur tukur ka dekhat ho?

Jitni tu sexy hai ... utni danger hai

Chashme pehenke Karsan ji sharmaye thoda thoda ... khade hai dekho sab ke beech haath mein leke ghoda

Yeh aap par itne phool barsaingi, itne phool barsaingi ... ki aap bloody fool ho jayenge

Lagta hai bhagwan ne saara maal pani aankhon mein de rakha hai ... upar dena bhool gaya hai

Yeh aankhen nahi khatarnak ghat hai ... ek taraf khai hai, ek taraf pahad ... kahin phisal na jaana