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# 541
Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai ... bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai

How amazing is the moon ... in childhood it looks like my mother and in youth it looks like the mother of my child

# 542
Iske mooh mein pehdaishi supari hai ... yeh totla hai

He has a nut in his mouth since birth ... he stammers

# 543
Hum bhi woh hai ... joh door se boo ko soong lete hai

Even I am a person ... who can smell things from a distance

# 544
Jab sharafat ke kapde utarte hai ... tab sabse zyada mazaa sharifon ko hi aata hai

When the clothes of honesty fall ... then the honest people enjoy the most

# 545
Yeh Superman, Batman aur Spiderman ka baap malum hai kaun hai? ... Hanuman

Do you know who is the father of Superman, Batman and Spiderman? ... Hanuman

# 546
Dil mila hai ishq karne ke liye, bas itna samajh li jiye ... ek se karna hai yah gyarah se, woh khud hi teh kar li jiye

Please understand, you've got a heart to fall in love ... now you decide, whether you want to fall in love with one or eleven

# 547
Kabaadi brand yeh Rajadi, kaminey kache khiladi ... actually andhar se anaadi, udhayen daari aur pehen le saree

Rajadi people are cheap, they are weak players ... from inside they are dumb, so ask them to shave and wear a saree

# 548
Duniya ki har biwi ne kabhi na kabhi toh yeh zaroor soocha hoga ... ki main hamesha hamesha ke liye apne pati se chutkara kaise paon

Every wife in this world has definitely thought at some point or the other ... as to how can she get rid of her husband forever

# 549
Saala hamara jawan hona abhi baaki tha

Bloody I still had to grow more

# 550
Itna goli maarte ... ki aapka driver bhi khali khoka bech bechkar rayees ban jaata

I will hit you with so many bullets ... that even your driver will become rich selling the empty boxes

# 551
Direct connection ki speed se pyar hota hai ... aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai

Love happens at the speed of a direct connection ... and that easily it logs out

# 552
A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena

A for Apple and H for Hen ...Pathan is saying there and then ... do anything but don't mess with Pathan's friend

# 553
Tu kal bhi badtameez tha ... tu aaj bhi badtameez hai

You were mannerless yesterday ... and you are mannerless even today

# 554
Kutte ke mooh se haddi ... aur tees maar khan ki noton ki gaddi ... dono cheenana bekaar hai

A bone from a dogs mouth ... and the stack of money of the great one ... trying to snatch any of these is a waste

# 555
Aaise tukur tukur ka dekhat ho?

Why are you staring at me with wide open eyes?

# 556
Jitni tu sexy hai ... utni danger hai

The sexy you look ... that much dangerous you are also

# 557
Chashme pehenke Karsan ji sharmaye thoda thoda ... khade hai dekho sab ke beech haath mein leke ghoda

Mr.Karsan is a little shy wearing glasses ... and look he is standing in the middle of everyone holding a gun

# 558
Yeh aap par itne phool barsaingi, itne phool barsaingi ... ki aap bloody fool ho jayenge

They will shower so many flowers on you... that you will become a bloody fool

# 559
Lagta hai bhagwan ne saara maal pani aankhon mein de rakha hai ... upar dena bhool gaya hai

Looks like God has given you everything in your eyes ... and forgotten to give you anything in the head

# 560
Yeh aankhen nahi khatarnak ghat hai ... ek taraf khai hai, ek taraf pahad ... kahin phisal na jaana

These are dangerous mountains not my eyes ... on one side there is a valley and on the other side there is a peak ... don't slip away

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