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# 541

Hum bhi woh hai ... joh door se boo ko soong lete hai

Even I am a person ... who can smell things from a distance

Mujhse Shaadi Karogi

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
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# 542

Jab sharafat ke kapde utarte hai ... tab sabse zyada mazaa sharifon ko hi aata hai

When the clothes of honesty fall ... then the honest people enjoy the most

The Dirty Picture

Naseeruddin Shah

Truth & Honesty•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
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# 543

Yeh nigahen nashtar, yeh honth kausar ... meri aagosh mein hosh bhi behosh hoga ... ab bhi waqt hai nikal lo bhailog ... nahi toh kal subah afsoos hoga

These eyes are like a knife, these lips are like a river ... in my embrace even senses will become unconscious ... you still have time friends to leave now ... otherwise you’ll regret it tomorrow morning

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

Ranbir Kapoor

Shayari•Comedy
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# 544

Yeh Superman, Batman aur Spiderman ka baap malum hai kaun hai? ... Hanuman

Do you know who is the father of Superman, Batman and Spiderman? ... Hanuman

Vaah Life Ho Toh Aisi

Arshad Warsi

Comedy•Religion & God
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# 545

Dil mila hai ishq karne ke liye, bas itna samajh li jiye ... ek se karna hai yah gyarah se, woh khud hi teh kar li jiye

Please understand, you've got a heart to fall in love ... now you decide, whether you want to fall in love with one or eleven

Teri Meri Kahaani

Shahid Kapoor

Shayari•Comedy•Romance
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# 546

Kabaadi brand yeh Rajadi, kaminey kache khiladi ... actually andhar se anaadi, udhayen daari aur pehen le saree

Rajadi people are cheap, they are weak players ... from inside they are dumb, so ask them to shave and wear a saree

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Gulshan Devaiah

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
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# 547

Duniya ki har biwi ne kabhi na kabhi toh yeh zaroor soocha hoga ... ki main hamesha hamesha ke liye apne pati se chutkara kaise paon

Every wife in this world has definitely thought at some point or the other ... as to how can she get rid of her husband forever

7 Khoon Maaf

Priyanka Chopra

Husband & Wife•Comedy
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# 548

Aashiq ki tab nahi phatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaaye ... uski tab phatti hai jab apni hone lage

A lover doesn't get scared when his love is getting married ... he gets scared when he is getting married

Raanjhanaa

Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
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# 549

Saala hamara jawan hona abhi baaki tha

Bloody I still had to grow more

Raanjhanaa

Dhanush

Comedy
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# 550

Itna goli maarte ... ki aapka driver bhi khali khoka bech bechkar rayees ban jaata

I will hit you with so many bullets ... that even your driver will become rich selling the empty boxes

Gangs Of Wasseypur

Manoj Bajpai

Action•Comedy
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# 551

Direct connection ki speed se pyar hota hai ... aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai

Love happens at the speed of a direct connection ... and that easily it logs out

Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge

Saqib Saleem

Technology & Science•Romance•Comedy
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# 552

A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena

A for Apple and H for Hen ...Pathan is saying there and then ... do anything but don't mess with Pathan's friend

Son Of Sardaar

Salman Khan

Comedy•Food & Drinks•Animals & Birds
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# 553

Tu kal bhi badtameez tha ... tu aaj bhi badtameez hai

You were mannerless yesterday ... and you are mannerless even today

Dhadkan

Kiran Kumar

Comedy
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# 554

Kutte ke mooh se haddi ... aur tees maar khan ki noton ki gaddi ... dono cheenana bekaar hai

A bone from a dogs mouth ... and the stack of money of the great one ... trying to snatch any of these is a waste

Tees Maar Khan

Akshay Kumar

Animals & Birds•Money•Comedy
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# 555

Jitni tu sexy hai ... utni danger hai

The sexy you look ... that much dangerous you are also

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Ranveer Singh

Comedy
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# 556

Chashme pehenke Karsan ji sharmaye thoda thoda ... khade hai dekho sab ke beech haath mein leke ghoda

Mr.Karsan is a little shy wearing glasses ... and look he is standing in the middle of everyone holding a gun

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Supriya Pathak

Shayari•Comedy
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# 557

Yeh aap par itne phool barsaingi, itne phool barsaingi ... ki aap bloody fool ho jayenge

They will shower so many flowers on you... that you will become a bloody fool

Ishq

Johnny Lever

Flowers & Trees•Comedy
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# 558

Lagta hai bhagwan ne saara maal pani aankhon mein de rakha hai ... upar dena bhool gaya hai

Looks like God has given you everything in your eyes ... and forgotten to give you anything in the head

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
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# 559

Yeh aankhen nahi khatarnak ghat hai ... ek taraf khai hai, ek taraf pahad ... kahin phisal na jaana

These are dangerous mountains not my eyes ... on one side there is a valley and on the other side there is a peak ... don't slip away

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
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# 560

Mujhe do tarah ki ladkiyan pasand nahi aati ... ek woh joh mere pass aane mein bahut derr lagaye ... aur ek woh joh bahut jaldi aa jaye

I don't like girls of two types ... one who takes a lot of time to come to me ... and the other who comes to me very quickly

Don (1978)

Amitabh Bachchan

Women•Comedy
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