Kabaadi brand yeh Rajadi, kaminey kache khiladi ... actually andhar se anaadi, udhayen daari aur pehen le saree

Iske mooh mein pehdaishi supari hai ... yeh totla hai

Tu kal bhi badtameez tha ... tu aaj bhi badtameez hai

Aaisi maar khayega ... phir kabhi susu na kar payega

Chashme pehenke Karsan ji sharmaye thoda thoda ... khade hai dekho sab ke beech haath mein leke ghoda

Duniya ki har biwi ne kabhi na kabhi toh yeh zaroor soocha hoga ... ki main hamesha hamesha ke liye apne pati se chutkara kaise paon

Itna goli maarte ... ki aapka driver bhi khali khoka bech bechkar rayees ban jaata

Direct connection ki speed se pyar hota hai ... aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai

Hum bhi woh hai ... joh door se boo ko soong lete hai

Langoors have my angoors

Yeh thopade ka design toh pehli baar dekh raha hoon

Tumhari mansik isthithi aaj thodi gadbad lag rahi hai ... hum kal phir aayenge

Vitamin humse khao aur aashiqui inse ladao

Do half mein ek full se zyada milta hai

Hamare jasoos is jail mein charon taraf failay hue hai

Mujhe do tarah ki ladkiyan pasand nahi aati ... ek woh joh mere pass aane mein bahut derr lagaye ... aur ek woh joh bahut jaldi aa jaye

Aaise tukur tukur ka dekhat ho?

Yeh Superman, Batman aur Spiderman ka baap malum hai kaun hai? ... Hanuman

Ladkiyon ko IQ nahi CQ chahiye ... "Cool Quotient"

Chalo hum toh bhool jaye ... par yeh gussa hai ki maanta nahi