He won't get us a degree ... he will get us a third degree

Beauty in the youth and the urge to pee ... don't stay long

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

A blossomed rose and purging ... don't stay forever

The steel from a gun and the child from a belly ... can't go back

If your bullet will miss him ... then my bullet will kiss you

You don't get, to hit two boundaries on one ball and two chances in one life

A persons death and a woman's co-wife ... don't leave you alone, once they stick to you

A dug grave and a hidden story ... can be seen from far away

An orange is never hard ... and enemies of Mr. Batla don't have time

Petrol and youth doesn't last forever ... you should spend it with care

Your TV won't be left ... and neither will your wife be

Only what she says gets done and with style ... because when she walks then people say ... how gracefully is she walking

I have advised you so many times ... that with your TV ... never connect someone else's DVD player

Even if the sun becomes cold ... even if the chicken becomes the egg ... even if a government officer takes bribe and opens his mouth ... even if god himself comes to this office and says ... we won't consider Mussaddilal alive

Just like the Friday prayer is important for a Muslim ... just like that I love theater Delnaaz on a Friday