Yeh hum mein degree nahi ... third degree dilwayega
Jawani pe chada shabaab aur zor se laga peshaab ... zyada der nahi rukte
Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors
Khila hua gulaab aur laga hua julaab ... hamesha nahi rehte
Aadmi ki maut aur aurat ki saut ... ek baar gale padh jaye toh peecha nahi chhodti
Bandook se nikla faulad aur pet se nikli aulad ... vapas nahi jaati
Agar teri goli usse miss karegi ... toh meri goli tujhe kiss karegi
Ek ball pe do chauke aur ek life do mauke kabhi nahi milte
Khudi hui kabar aur chuphi hui khabar ... door se dikh jaati hai
Santra kabhi sakht nahi hota ... aur Batla ke dushman ke pass waqt nahi hota
Petrol aur jawani hamesha nahi rehne waali ... sambhal ke kharch karo
Na TV rahega ... na biwi
Inhi ki chalti hai aur kya chalti hai ... kyun ki jab yeh chalti hai toh log kehte hai ... wah kya chalti hai
Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai ... ki apni TV set ke saath ... doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye
Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge
Jis tarah Musalman ko pyari hai jumme ki namaz ... ussi tarah mujhe pyara hai jumme ko theater Delnaaz
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