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Manoj Pahwa
Manoj Pahwa

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# 1

Yeh hum mein degree nahi ... third degree dilwayega


He won't get us a degree ... he will get us a third degree

# 2

Jawani pe chada shabaab aur zor se laga peshaab ... zyada der nahi rukte


Beauty in the youth and the urge to pee ... don't stay long

# 3

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors


Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

# 4

Khila hua gulaab aur laga hua julaab ... hamesha nahi rehte


A blossomed rose and purging ... don't stay forever

# 5

Aadmi ki maut aur aurat ki saut ... ek baar gale padh jaye toh peecha nahi chhodti


A persons death and a woman's co-wife ... don't leave you alone, once they stick to you

# 6

Bandook se nikla faulad aur pet se nikli aulad ... vapas nahi jaati


The steel from a gun and the child from a belly ... can't go back

# 7

Agar teri goli usse miss karegi ... toh meri goli tujhe kiss karegi


If your bullet will miss him ... then my bullet will kiss you

# 8

Ek ball pe do chauke aur ek life do mauke kabhi nahi milte


You don't get, to hit two boundaries on one ball and two chances in one life

# 9

Khudi hui kabar aur chuphi hui khabar ... door se dikh jaati hai


A dug grave and a hidden story ... can be seen from far away

# 10

Santra kabhi sakht nahi hota ... aur Batla ke dushman ke pass waqt nahi hota


An orange is never hard ... and enemies of Mr. Batla don't have time

# 11

Petrol aur jawani hamesha nahi rehne waali ... sambhal ke kharch karo


Petrol and youth doesn't last forever ... you should spend it with care

# 12

Na TV rahega ... na biwi


Your TV won't be left ... and neither will your wife be

# 13

Inhi ki chalti hai aur kya chalti hai ... kyun ki jab yeh chalti hai toh log kehte hai ... wah kya chalti hai


Only what she says gets done and with style ... because when she walks then people say ... how gracefully is she walking

# 14

Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai ... ki apni TV set ke saath ... doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye


I have advised you so many times ... that with your TV ... never connect someone else's DVD player

# 15

Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge


Even if the sun becomes cold ... even if the chicken becomes the egg ... even if a government officer takes bribe and opens his mouth ... even if god himself comes to this office and says ... we won't consider Mussaddilal alive

# 16

Jis tarah Musalman ko pyari hai jumme ki namaz ... ussi tarah mujhe pyara hai jumme ko theater Delnaaz


Just like the Friday prayer is important for a Muslim ... just like that I love theater Delnaaz on a Friday

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