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Manoj Pahwa

# 1
Yeh hum mein degree nahi ... third degree dilwayega
He won't get us a degree ... he will get us a third degree
# 2
Jawani pe chada shabaab aur zor se laga peshaab ... zyada der nahi rukte
Beauty in the youth and the urge to pee ... don't stay long
# 3
Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors
Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors
# 4
Khila hua gulaab aur laga hua julaab ... hamesha nahi rehte
A blossomed rose and purging ... don't stay forever
# 5
Bandook se nikla faulad aur pet se nikli aulad ... vapas nahi jaati
The steel from a gun and the child from a belly ... can't go back
# 6
Ek ball pe do chauke aur ek life do mauke kabhi nahi milte
You don't get, to hit two boundaries on one ball and two chances in one life
# 7
Agar teri goli usse miss karegi ... toh meri goli tujhe kiss karegi
If your bullet will miss him ... then my bullet will kiss you
# 8
Aadmi ki maut aur aurat ki saut ... ek baar gale padh jaye toh peecha nahi chhodti
A persons death and a woman's co-wife ... don't leave you alone, once they stick to you
# 9
Khudi hui kabar aur chuphi hui khabar ... door se dikh jaati hai
A dug grave and a hidden story ... can be seen from far away
# 10
Santra kabhi sakht nahi hota ... aur Batla ke dushman ke pass waqt nahi hota
An orange is never hard ... and enemies of Mr. Batla don't have time
# 11
Inhi ki chalti hai aur kya chalti hai ... kyun ki jab yeh chalti hai toh log kehte hai ... wah kya chalti hai
Only what she says gets done and with style ... because when she walks then people say ... how gracefully is she walking
# 12
Petrol aur jawani hamesha nahi rehne waali ... sambhal ke kharch karo
Petrol and youth doesn't last forever ... you should spend it with care
# 13
Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai ... ki apni TV set ke saath ... doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye
I have advised you so many times ... that with your TV ... never connect someone else's DVD player
# 14
Na TV rahega ... na biwi
Your TV won't be left ... and neither will your wife be
# 15
Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge
Even if the sun becomes cold ... even if the chicken becomes the egg ... even if a government officer takes bribe and opens his mouth ... even if god himself comes to this office and says ... we won't consider Mussaddilal alive
# 16
Jis tarah Musalman ko pyari hai jumme ki namaz ... ussi tarah mujhe pyara hai jumme ko theater Delnaaz
Just like the Friday prayer is important for a Muslim ... just like that I love theater Delnaaz on a Friday
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