Yeh hum mein degree nahi ... third degree dilwayega

Jawani pe chada shabaab aur zor se laga peshaab ... zyada der nahi rukte

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Khila hua gulaab aur laga hua julaab ... hamesha nahi rehte

Aadmi ki maut aur aurat ki saut ... ek baar gale padh jaye toh peecha nahi chhodti

Bandook se nikla faulad aur pet se nikli aulad ... vapas nahi jaati

Agar teri goli usse miss karegi ... toh meri goli tujhe kiss karegi

Ek ball pe do chauke aur ek life do mauke kabhi nahi milte

Khudi hui kabar aur chuphi hui khabar ... door se dikh jaati hai

Santra kabhi sakht nahi hota ... aur Batla ke dushman ke pass waqt nahi hota

Petrol aur jawani hamesha nahi rehne waali ... sambhal ke kharch karo

Na TV rahega ... na biwi

Inhi ki chalti hai aur kya chalti hai ... kyun ki jab yeh chalti hai toh log kehte hai ... wah kya chalti hai

Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai ... ki apni TV set ke saath ... doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye

Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge

Jis tarah Musalman ko pyari hai jumme ki namaz ... ussi tarah mujhe pyara hai jumme ko theater Delnaaz