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# 2101

Ban gaya main bhi mazdoor aaj se ... aaj chutti hai, kaam karoonga kal se


From today even I have become a worker ... today is a holiday, so I'll work from tomorrow

# 2102

Mujhse baimaani mat karna main bahut pahuncha hua aadmi hoon ... baimaani mein shaitan ko tuition deta hoon


Don't cheat with me since I'm a very recognized person ... and when it comes to cheating then I give tuitions to the devil

# 2103

Yeh ajeeb sa khela hai ... haan aur na ka mela hai ... shakkar ka daana kabhi karela hai ... kabhi Savita, kabhi Sunita, kabhi Bela hai


This is a strange game ... it's an exhibition of yes and no ... sometimes a granule of sugar is like bitter gourd ... sometimes there is Savita, sometimes there is Sunita, sometimes there is Bela

# 2104

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal


I'm a hair from police's nose, an armour of justice, I'm Sergeant Bankelal ... now come on give me two rupees

# 2105

Tumhare dil ke jail mein umar bhar ke liye qaid ho gaya hoon ... chahkar bhi yahan se riha hone ka koi chance nahi ... aur tumhari zulfon ki zanjeeron mein is tarah jakad gaya hoon ... ki agar chahon bhi toh usse todh nahi sakta


I've been imprisoned for life in the jail of your heart ... even if I want there is no chance of me being released from here ... and I'm tied up in the shackles of your hair in a way that ... even if I want I won't be able to break that

# 2106

Mard hai na ek aurat ke saath bore ho jaata hai ... aurat bore nahi hoti ... aur jab mard bore ho jaata hai toh uske joh hormones hai na usko attack karne lagte hai


A man gets bored with one woman ... but a woman doesn't get bored ... and when a man gets bored then his hormones start to attack him

# 2107

Dame ki bimari kuch aaisi hai jaise ghar aaya hua mehmaan ... aaj hai, kal nahi


Asthma is like a guest in the house ... it's there today, but gone tomorrow

# 2108

Hilna nahi ... hilega toh dobara life mein hilne ka chance nahi milega


Don't move ... if you move then you won't get a chance in life to move again

# 2109

Jinke saath main yeh sab karta tha na woh sab party pack the ... yeh family pack hai


What I used to do was all with party type people ... this one is family type

# 2110

Maar maarke bura haal karenge ... aur dhoti phaadke rumaal karenge


We will hit you and make your condition bad ... and we will tear a loincloth and make a napkin from it

# 2111

Vadi vadi country ke andar chotiyan chotiyan dressan paake ... te puppiyan, te jhappiyan maarke rijha le apne pati nu


In big big countries wear small small dresses ... kiss, hug and please your husband

# 2112

Isko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai


If he doesn't get alcohol then he gets a hangover

# 2113

Stall ka pachees, balcony ka pachaas ... ek ticket bacha hai, baki sab khallas


Rs.25 for stall, Rs.50 for balcony ... only one ticket is left, everything else is sold out

# 2114

Jab samne waala garam hota hai na ... toh khud ko naram rehne ka


When the person in front of you is hot ... then you should be soft

# 2115

Agar naali ke keeday ko duniya bhar ka sabun ikattha karke bhi saaf kiya jaye, usko dhoya jaye ... toh bhi woh gande ka ganda hi rahega


If you collect all the soap in the world and wash and clean a bug from the gutter ... still he will remain dirty

# 2116

Ram banaye jodi ... gadhe ko mil gayi ghodi


God makes the pairs ... and the donkey got the mare

# 2117

Main toh film bhi dekhkar pasand karti hoon, story sunkar nahi ... ussi tarah main ladka bhi dekhkar pasand ya napasand karoongi


I select a film after seeing it, not by listening to its story ... just like that I'll select or reject a guy after seeing him

# 2118

Alla re alla inspector Bhinde alla ... haath mein leke kanoon ka tala


Inspector Bhinde has come ... with the lock of the law in his hands

# 2119

Jisse dekho sharif aadmi dhoondta hai ... kyun ki ek sharif aadmi ki wajah se dus badmaashon ka ghar chalta hai


Everyone is looking for a honest person ... because the houses of ten wicked people depends on one honest person

# 2120

Bheek maange se aadmi zaleel aur zaar hota hai ... aur nikal jaye jis phool se khushbo, woh phool bekaar hota hai


By begging a person becomes humiliated and shameful ... and the flower which has lost its fragrance, that flower is useless

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