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# 2101

Funny guy, senses of humor ... I like that

Funny guy, good sense of humor ... I like that

Salaam Namaste

Javed Jaffrey

Comedy
8
# 2102

Yeh sharab ka pehla usool hai ... jiski piyo sharab, uska hi ghar karo kharab

This is the first rule of alcohol ... whose alcohol you drink, you should spoil their house

Taqdeerwala

Venkatesh

Food & Drinks•House•Comedy
Play Video
8
# 2103

Tu meri Bobby hai, tu meri Noorie hai, tu meri Julie hai ... oh meri jaan tujh pe yeh dil kurbaan

You are my Bobby, you are my Noorie, you are my Julie ... oh my sweetheart I will sacrifice my heart for you

Ek Rishtaa

Shakti Kapoor

Romance•Comedy
8
# 2104

Pani mein dubohkar, shareer ko bhighokar ... sabun laga lagakar nahana padega

You will have to take a bath by dipping in the water, by making your body wet ... and by scrubbing the soap

Satte Pe Satta

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
8
# 2105

Agar maa ki mamta ho sakti hai ... toh kya baap ki bapta nahi ho sakti

If there is moms love ... then why can't there be dads love

Satte Pe Satta

Unknown

Parents•Comedy
8
# 2106

Tum aaise ulloo ke patthe ke saath kaise shaadi kar sakti ho?

How can you marry such a fool?

Dil Hai Ke Manta Nahin

Anupam Kher

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
8
# 2107

Main bhaagta nahi hoon ... bhagaata hoon

I don't run ... I make others run

Shortcut Romeo

Neil Nitin Mukesh

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
8
# 2108

Tumko meetha sochna bhi mana hai

You are not even allowed to think sweet

Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa

Unknown

Comedy•Food & Drinks
Play Video
8
# 2109

Uski wajah se mera blood pressure, pressure cooker ki mafik itna upar chad jata hai ... ki chaaro taraf se seetiyan bajne lagti hai

Because of him my blood pressure goes higher like as in a pressure cooker ... that from all four sides I keep whistling

Dulhe Raja

Dinesh Hingoo

Comedy
8
# 2110

Bina murga bane vidhya nahi aati

Knowledge does not come without becoming a chicken

Mother India

Unknown

Comedy•Education•Animals & Birds
8
# 2111

Iski janam kundli mein toh sab kundli maarkar behthey hain

In his horoscope everyone is sitting in a coiled position

Mujhse Shaadi Karogi

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
8
# 2112

Jaise hi maine uski kanpatti par ye gunpatti rakhi ... uska chehra bina doodh ki chai jaisa kala pad gaya

The moment I aimed this gun beneath his ears ... his face became black like tea without milk

Awara Paagal Deewana

Om Puri

Comedy•Food & Drinks•Rowdyism
8
# 2113

Face Sonali, taange Raveena aur aankhen Karishma

Her face is like Sonali, legs are like Raveena and eyes are like Karishma

Gunda

Ishrat Ali

Comedy
8
# 2114

National dress ka mazaak nahin udayoge toh broadminded kaise kehe jaoge

If you don't make fun of the national dress then how will you be called broadminded

Golmaal

Utpal Dutt

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
8
# 2115

Aap police officer nahin ... foolish officer

You are not a police officer ... foolish officer

Golmaal

Utpal Dutt

Comedy•Police
8
# 2116

Yeh ashtray bhi khali karde ... yeh aur zulm nahin seh payegi

Clean this ashtray also ... it won't be able to bear any more oppression

Chashme Buddoor (1981)

Ravi Baswani

Comedy
8
# 2117

Rishwat khao aur rishwat khilao

Take bribe and give bribe

Police Public

Naseeruddin Shah

Comedy
8
# 2118

Dil pe mat le yaar ... haath mein le

Don't take it to the heart ... take it in the hand

Hyderabad Blues

Nagesh Kukunoor

Adult•Comedy
8
# 2119

Ekdum bundal, bakwaas aur badtameez chokri ho

You are a liar, rubbish and mannerless girl

Karma

Jackie Shroff

Rowdyism•Comedy
8
# 2120

Log apna paap dhone ke liye Haridwar jaate hai ... main toh khud Ganga ko tere pass leke aa raha hoon

People go to Haridwar to get rid of their sins ... I'm myself bringing Ganga to you

Knock Out

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
8
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Sheher Mein
Sheher Mein
Rockstar
 Pappi Le Loon
Pappi Le Loon
Veere Di Wedding
 Dil Ki Toh Lag Gayi
Dil Ki Toh Lag Gayi
Nautanki Saala
 Ae Meri Zohrajabeen
Ae Meri Zohrajabeen
Phir Hera Pheri
 John Jani Janardan
John Jani Janardan
Naseeb (1981)
 Bade Miyan Chote Miyan
Bade Miyan Chote Miyan
Bade Miyan Chote Miyan (1998)
 Lage Raho Munna Bhai
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
 Ek Chumma
Ek Chumma
Housefull 4
 Chakku Chhuriyan Tej Kara Lo
Chakku Chhuriyan Tej Kara Lo
Zanjeer (1973)
 Love Is A Waste Of Time
Love Is A Waste Of Time
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