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# 2101

Nahalo, dholo, nikalo kitna bhi mail badan ka ... phir bhi na nikle mail badan ka, kyun ki yeh pani hai jail ka

Take a bath, wash it, no matter how much dirt you remove from your body ... but still the dirt won't come out since this water is from a jail

Jail

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy

# 2102

Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle toh ghee chamach se nikaal lo ... kyun ki har jagah ungli nahi ki jaati

When you are not able to remove clarified butter using a straight finger then use a spoon ... because you should not put your finger into everything

Hawaizaada

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 2103

Ban gaya main bhi mazdoor aaj se ... aaj chutti hai, kaam karoonga kal se

From today even I have become a worker ... today is a holiday, so I'll work from tomorrow

Maqsad

Amjad Khan

Shayari•Job & Career•Comedy

# 2104

Mujhse baimaani mat karna main bahut pahuncha hua aadmi hoon ... baimaani mein shaitan ko tuition deta hoon

Don't cheat with me since I'm a very recognized person ... and when it comes to cheating then I give tuitions to the devil

Mawaali

Kader Khan

Lies & Cheating•Comedy

# 2105

Yeh ajeeb sa khela hai ... haan aur na ka mela hai ... shakkar ka daana kabhi karela hai ... kabhi Savita, kabhi Sunita, kabhi Bela hai

This is a strange game ... it's an exhibition of yes and no ... sometimes a granule of sugar is like bitter gourd ... sometimes there is Savita, sometimes there is Sunita, sometimes there is Bela

Hunterrr

Unknown

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 2106

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

I'm a hair from police's nose, an armour of justice, I'm Sergeant Bankelal ... now come on give me two rupees

Chauraha

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Police•Money

# 2107

Tumhare dil ke jail mein umar bhar ke liye qaid ho gaya hoon ... chahkar bhi yahan se riha hone ka koi chance nahi ... aur tumhari zulfon ki zanjeeron mein is tarah jakad gaya hoon ... ki agar chahon bhi toh usse todh nahi sakta

I've been imprisoned for life in the jail of your heart ... even if I want there is no chance of me being released from here ... and I'm tied up in the shackles of your hair in a way that ... even if I want I won't be able to break that

Tu Chor Main Sipahi

Akshay Kumar

Romance•Comedy

# 2108

Mard hai na ek aurat ke saath bore ho jaata hai ... aurat bore nahi hoti ... aur jab mard bore ho jaata hai toh uske joh hormones hai na usko attack karne lagte hai

A man gets bored with one woman ... but a woman doesn't get bored ... and when a man gets bored then his hormones start to attack him

Rabba Main Kya Karoon

Arshad Warsi

Men•Women•Comedy

# 2109

Dame ki bimari kuch aaisi hai jaise ghar aaya hua mehmaan ... aaj hai, kal nahi

Asthma is like a guest in the house ... it's there today, but gone tomorrow

Aashik Aawara

Saif Ali Khan

Guest•House•Comedy

# 2110

Hilna nahi ... hilega toh dobara life mein hilne ka chance nahi milega

Don't move ... if you move then you won't get a chance in life to move again

Aashik Aawara

Kader Khan

Comedy•Action

# 2111

# 2112

Tumhe dekhte hi mere dil ka diwala aaisa nikal gaya hai jaise kisi satodiya ka nikal jaata hai ... aur mere jeevan ka karobar poora beh gaya hai ... yeh tabhi chalega jab tum apne prem ka finance mujhe dogi

The moment I saw you my heart became bankrupt just like a gambler becomes one ... and the business of my life has been washed away ... now it will only work when you'll give me the finance of your love

Tum Haseen Main Jawan

Dhumal

Comedy•Business•Romance