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# 2101

Ban gaya main bhi mazdoor aaj se ... aaj chutti hai, kaam karoonga kal se

From today even I have become a worker ... today is a holiday, so I'll work from tomorrow

Maqsad

Amjad Khan

Shayari•Job & Career•Comedy

# 2102

Mujhse baimaani mat karna main bahut pahuncha hua aadmi hoon ... baimaani mein shaitan ko tuition deta hoon

Don't cheat with me since I'm a very recognized person ... and when it comes to cheating then I give tuitions to the devil

Mawaali

Kader Khan

Lies & Cheating•Comedy

# 2103

Yeh ajeeb sa khela hai ... haan aur na ka mela hai ... shakkar ka daana kabhi karela hai ... kabhi Savita, kabhi Sunita, kabhi Bela hai

This is a strange game ... it's an exhibition of yes and no ... sometimes a granule of sugar is like bitter gourd ... sometimes there is Savita, sometimes there is Sunita, sometimes there is Bela

Hunterrr

Unknown

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 2104

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

I'm a hair from police's nose, an armour of justice, I'm Sergeant Bankelal ... now come on give me two rupees

Chauraha

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Police•Money

# 2105

Tumhare dil ke jail mein umar bhar ke liye qaid ho gaya hoon ... chahkar bhi yahan se riha hone ka koi chance nahi ... aur tumhari zulfon ki zanjeeron mein is tarah jakad gaya hoon ... ki agar chahon bhi toh usse todh nahi sakta

I've been imprisoned for life in the jail of your heart ... even if I want there is no chance of me being released from here ... and I'm tied up in the shackles of your hair in a way that ... even if I want I won't be able to break that

Tu Chor Main Sipahi

Akshay Kumar

Romance•Comedy

# 2106

Mard hai na ek aurat ke saath bore ho jaata hai ... aurat bore nahi hoti ... aur jab mard bore ho jaata hai toh uske joh hormones hai na usko attack karne lagte hai

A man gets bored with one woman ... but a woman doesn't get bored ... and when a man gets bored then his hormones start to attack him

Rabba Main Kya Karoon

Arshad Warsi

Men•Women•Comedy

# 2107

Dame ki bimari kuch aaisi hai jaise ghar aaya hua mehmaan ... aaj hai, kal nahi

Asthma is like a guest in the house ... it's there today, but gone tomorrow

Aashik Aawara

Saif Ali Khan

Guest•House•Comedy

# 2108

Hilna nahi ... hilega toh dobara life mein hilne ka chance nahi milega

Don't move ... if you move then you won't get a chance in life to move again

Aashik Aawara

Kader Khan

Comedy•Action

# 2109

# 2110

Maar maarke bura haal karenge ... aur dhoti phaadke rumaal karenge

We will hit you and make your condition bad ... and we will tear a loincloth and make a napkin from it

Sunday

Arshad Warsi

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy

# 2111

# 2112

Isko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai

If he doesn't get alcohol then he gets a hangover

Kill Dil

Ranveer Singh

Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 2113

Stall ka pachees, balcony ka pachaas ... ek ticket bacha hai, baki sab khallas

Rs.25 for stall, Rs.50 for balcony ... only one ticket is left, everything else is sold out

Angaaray (1998)

Akshay Kumar

Money•Comedy

# 2114

Jab samne waala garam hota hai na ... toh khud ko naram rehne ka

When the person in front of you is hot ... then you should be soft

Anth

Paresh Rawal

Comedy

# 2115

# 2116

Ram banaye jodi ... gadhe ko mil gayi ghodi

God makes the pairs ... and the donkey got the mare

Humshakals

Ritesh Deshmukh

Animals & Birds•Comedy

# 2117

Main toh film bhi dekhkar pasand karti hoon, story sunkar nahi ... ussi tarah main ladka bhi dekhkar pasand ya napasand karoongi

I select a film after seeing it, not by listening to its story ... just like that I'll select or reject a guy after seeing him

Kishen Kanhaiya

Madhuri Dixit

Comedy

# 2118

Alla re alla inspector Bhinde alla ... haath mein leke kanoon ka tala

Inspector Bhinde has come ... with the lock of the law in his hands

Bol Radha Bol

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Police•Law & Order

# 2119

Jisse dekho sharif aadmi dhoondta hai ... kyun ki ek sharif aadmi ki wajah se dus badmaashon ka ghar chalta hai

Everyone is looking for a honest person ... because the houses of ten wicked people depends on one honest person

Barsaat

Harish Patel

Truth & Honesty•House•Comedy

# 2120

Bheek maange se aadmi zaleel aur zaar hota hai ... aur nikal jaye jis phool se khushbo, woh phool bekaar hota hai

By begging a person becomes humiliated and shameful ... and the flower which has lost its fragrance, that flower is useless

Aunty No. 1

Govinda

Shayari•Flowers & Trees•Comedy

Songs - Comedy

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Naseeb (1981)

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Coolie No. 1 (1995)

Matargashti
Tamasha (2015)

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Guru

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Badtameez Dil
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Nakhre
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Po Po
Son Of Sardaar

John Jani Janardan
Naseeb (1981)

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