Alla re alla inspector Bhinde alla ... haath mein leke kanoon ka tala

Jisse dekho sharif aadmi dhoondta hai ... kyun ki ek sharif aadmi ki wajah se dus badmaashon ka ghar chalta hai

Bheek maange se aadmi zaleel aur zaar hota hai ... aur nikal jaye jis phool se khushbo, woh phool bekaar hota hai

Umar ka rog jism ko lagta hai jigar ko nahi

Woh bhookhi pyasi nahi hai, uska pet bhar gaya hai ... mohabbat ki hawa khake, ishq ka sharbat peke

Khanna koi ganna nahi jisse choos kar koi bhi uska juice pee jaye

Saj gaye hum lute hue sajinda jaise behte hai ... aur yaar gaye magar hum besharam zinda jaise behte hai

Lagta hai tum aasman se tapki ho ... upar se neeche aakar zameen par chamki ho ... uparwaale ne kya super kaam kiya hai ... tujhe fursat mein bana diya hai

Jaise hawa aur roshni ke aava gaman ke liye ghar mein khidki hoti hai ... ussi prakaar shareer mein hawa aur pani ke aava gaman ke liye dhoti hoti hai

Jiska danda ooncha ... uska janda ooncha

Abhi aaye, abhi behte, abhi daaman sambhala hai ... tumhari aulad bhi kya yaad karegi, ki chacha ne kya dum nikala hai

Na koi kaam karti hai ... na kisi aur kaam aati hai

Itne saare log aur itni kam akal

Agar main fail ho gayi toh mujhe hi taye pe talogi tum

Aurat ko aur saari ko sambhalna bahut mushkil kaam hai

Aapka dimaag cassette ki tarah dono taraf chalta hai ... A side bhi, B side bhi

Yeh duniya banane waala apni hi duniya mein aakar besahara ho gaya ... tu kis khet ki mooli hai?

Bandook se nikla faulad aur pet se nikli aulad ... vapas nahi jaati

Agar teri goli usse miss karegi ... toh meri goli tujhe kiss karegi

Khudi hui kabar aur chuphi hui khabar ... door se dikh jaati hai