Arre bhagwan ke liye chhod doon to main kya karoon? ... prasad khaon?

What should I do if I leave you for God? ... eat the sacrament?

Trailer aksar achcha hota hai ... film bakwas nikalti hai

Trailer is usually good ... the film comes out to be bad

Shaadi vagaira na bahut mushkil cheez hoti hai ... vegetarian sherni ke gufa mein rehne jaisi mushkil ... woh tumhe khayegi nahi kyun ki woh vegetarian hai ... lekin darati rehegi dahaadein maar maar ke ... oow, oow

Being married is a very tough thing ... it's tough like living in a cave of a vegetarian tigress ... she won't eat you because she's vegetarian ... but she'll keep roaring and scaring you ... oow, oow

Itna bhajan kirtan teri maa karti hai na ... toh mujhe darr hai ek din bhagwan khud prakat honge aur request karenge ... please yeh chamach dholak bajana band karo ... dev lok mein log soo nahi paa rahe hai

Your mother sings so many prayers that ... I fear one day God himself will appear in front of us and request that ... please stop playing all these makeshift musical instruments ... because people are unable to sleep in heaven

Jeb se kangley hai aur khareedne bungaley hai

He doesn't have money in his pocket and he wants to buy a bungalow

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

(What is a teacher for you?) - The one who turns others into a chicken but himself gives an egg like zero

Engineers make the best husbands ... how ... we don't give up that easily ... engineering ho ya relationships, ek baar decide kar liye toh poora karte hai ... we're great problem solvers ... engineer ko ek baar answer bata do ... wahan tak pahunchna kaise hai, woh figure out kar lega ... we're experts in time management ... ek raat mein exam ke liye prepare karna ho ya ek date mein girlfriend ko impress karna ho ... no one can do that better than an engineer

Engineers make the best husbands ... how ... we don't give up that easily ... be it engineering or relationships, once we decide on it then we do complete it ... we're great problem solvers ... if you tell the answer once to an engineer ... then he'll figure out the path to get to it ... we're experts in time management ... whether you need to prepare for the exam in one night or you need to impress your girlfriend in one date ... no one can do that better than an engineer

Har ek vyakti ko apna jeevan saathi, apna khana aur apni sharaab chun'ne ka poora adhikaar hona chahiye

Every person should have the full right to select their life partner, their food, and their alcohol

Dost harami ho toh aata hai maza ... aur premi harami ho toh jeevan ban jaye saza

If your friend is an idiot then it's great fun ... and if your lover is an idiot then life becomes a punishment

Baat pakki ... dulha nakki ... beti lucky

The relationship is confirmed ... the groom is locked ... and my daughter is lucky

Agar aapne mere chote malik ki koi bhi choti ya badi baat mere bade malik ke bade malik se ki ... toh mere bade malik ke bade malik mere chote malik ke chote malik ko bade se bada lecture de denge

If you say anything small or big about my younger boss to the elder boss of my elder boss ... then the elder boss of my elder boss will give one big lecture to the younger boss of my younger boss

Father ke sar pe ameeri ka tag ... aur bete ke sar pe bag hi bag

The father has a tag of wealth on his head ... and the son is like a porter carrying bags on his head

Hum log science mein maante hai ... non-science mein nahi

We believe in science ... and not in non-science

Teri soch bhi kachra, ghar bhi kachra, kachre pe tu palta hai ... tujhe dekhte hi maine tol liya, beta tu toh halka hai

Your thinking is junk, your house is junk, and you live with junk ... the moment when I saw you, I knew that you're a cheap person

Berozgar pati ko kaam ke liye utsana chahiye ... kamasutra ke liye nahi

You should encourage your jobless husband for work ... and not for sex

Akeli ladki na doodh ke patele ki tarah hoti hai ... mauka dekhkar koi na koi billa mooh maarne ki koshish zaroor karega

A single woman is like a bowl of milk ... some cat or the other will seize the opportunity and try to drink her

I can die without you ... sach-much ... and it's time for smooch

I can die without you ... it's the truth ... and it's time for a smooch

Sab meri shaadi ke peeche aise padhe huye the, jaise India ka GDP meri shaadi pe depend karta hai

Everyone was behind getting me married, as if India's GDP (Gross Domestic Product) is dependent on my marriage

Aapke yeh Bernard Shaw wale idea jisne maan liye na ... usko toh Waheguru bhi nahi bacha sakte

The one who listens to these Bernard Shaw ideas of yours ... even God won't be able to save him

Agar tum dono ne pehle din hi jhoote pati ka patta pehan liya na ... toh sari zindagi bow-bow bhi karte rahoge na ... toh meow-meow hi sunai dena hai

If both of you wear the tag of a lying husband on the first day itself ... then even if you bark bow-bow like a dog for your entire life ... then to it'll sound meow-meow like a cat